Clitoris

Proper stimulation of the clitoris.

Doctors have found the clitoris is more often located deep within the throat.

Artist's rendition of what the clitoris might look like.

If discovered and successfully stimulated, the clitoris may make the female's head spin around.

Beware a clit on the property bladder.

A clitoris is a woman's cock, as women are of course inferior to men, theirs are smaller, but when stimulated it can make woman moan and cum, and the more they moan and cum, the more you will moan and cum. A never-ending cycle that is sex

	“	The world is divided into three categories of men: those who know where the clitoris is, those who don’t, and those who are still looking. Most men worldwide fall into the last two categories.	„
	— the first category represents men who are batshit crazy. Everyone else is mostly sane.

Like Bigfoot, there are a lot of fake pictures on the internets showing the clitoris. These pictures are usually blurry or, in the case of video, too shaky to make out any detail. Most anatomical pictures show something labeled as a clitoris. This is done purely for the lulz, as every REAL gynecologist knows that there is no such thing. Anyone who tries to tell you where the clitoris resides is probably an e-doctor. Any bumps around the cunt are definitely a sign of herpesyphigonohepachlamitaids, and one should proceed to panic. 10% of all people who manage to remove the bump are cured, however the remaining 393% die instantly.

Legends Surrounding the Clitoris

Like most mythical beings, the clitoris is said to have magical powers.

The Female Cock

The clitoris has been used as a rallying cry for feminists. They believe that the clitoris is the female version of the cock. This idea is of course absurd as they only believe such ridiculous nonsense to try and prove they are equal to men - even if the clitoris did exist, it's minute size shows that god made all women inferior to males.

Scientists who have been trying to study this elusive entity have concluded that the clitoris has no purpose other than to give pleasure to the female. This makes the fact that some men enjoy snipping them off all the more lulzy.

Female Ejaculation

Because women don't produce semen (including you Thomas Beatie) just what exactly they are ejaculating is a mystery. She's probably just pissed on you. If a so-called female ejaculates on you, chances are she's a trap, transvestite or transexual (maybe Chyna). If you only notice this after s/he has experienced orgasm, chances are you are either blind or a sick fuck who enjoys these abominations of nature.

As you can tell, when women pay too much attention to the clitoris it can grow to unbelievable proportions, thus evolving them into dickgirls. This only goes to prove that raging feminazis and lesbians secretly yearn to become men. Luckily there is a solution to this problem.

Female Circumcision

What to do when you spot the clitoris.

Circumcised Vaginas are also smooth as fuck!

Some cultures circumcise women to get rid of the clitoris's natural habitat, usually out of fear. Strangely enough most of these acts are preformed in Africa. The reason for this is simple - in order to keep up the myth of large negro cocks they must eliminate the competition, and that includes clits barely half an inch long.

Some argue that if this is true, why don't chinks and japs (well-known for their incredibly small penii) do the same? This answer to this is that the Japanese are also well-known for their sexual perversions. Believing in such strange things as the clitoris probably turns them on.

Fun Facts

• The Spanish name for the Clitoris is El Chupacabra, or goat sucker. Legend has it that a clitoris once sucked the blood out of a goat, or whatever.

External Links

• www.the-clitoris.com ("Congrats! You've Finally Found It!")
• How to find the clitoris

See Also

• Cock Which is VERY self-evident
• Cunt
• Ejaculate
• Female Circumcision
• Feminism

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