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Lubbock
Lubbock is a city that is located in the Northwestern part of the state where everything is bigger, including the people. Known as "The Belt Buckle of the Bible Belt", the population is consisted of Bible thumpers and Conservative Republitards that has a an Anti-Obama bumper sticker on their rusty ass Ford pickup and a gun in the glove compartment in case when the Jew only Jew in town comes to say hello to them. Lubbock is extremely infamous for having a church on every fucking street corner in town. No matter what if you are in the neighborhoods, downtown or outside city limits, you will run into a church and question why the fuck is there nothing good here. The fact is there is nothing good here. It's all flat cotton fields and wind to annoy the shit out of you as there's a chance that you will have dirt flying in your eye and instantly go blind. Lubbock is so fucking boring, when somebody comes to perform a concert or show in town, the police will be after their ass for being too exciting or not Jesus friendly. This is why barely anybody ever or should never visit Lubbock.
Weather
The weather in Lubbock is random and makes no fucking sense. There's only two types of weather in Lubbock, hot as Hell or cold as fuck. When it's hot as Hell, it will be hotter than Arizona and being outside for half a second will get you dehydrated instantly and want some fucking water. Guess what? There is no water due to no rain pouring this city of dirty ass land of nothing and the only lake is about 30 miles outside of town, which is already drying up due to fatasses flushing the shitter over a million times to make their BBQ dinner disappear and not smart enough to use a plunger. Cold as fuck is during a time when it should never be cold, it should be hot. The temperature is often below 50 degrees. No big deal right? When the constant wind is added, it gets colder than an eskimo's asshole, making the actual temperature less than 20 degrees. Everybody will be wearing a parka, snow boots and a heat pack in their crotch in case of frostbite. Snow is much more rare than rain. When 1 inch of snow is on the ground, every school is cancelled and everybody goes to Wal-Mart and stock up on supplies for a winter halocaust.
Fun
Fun? There's no fun in Lubbock, practically fun is banned here. Yeah there's an amusement park that has fairground rides that were last repaired in 1985, a water park that only has a wave pool and 1 slide and museums that has material that isn't really that interesting after you look at them for at least a minute. The nearest cities to have fun near this urban desert of nothing are Amarillo and Hobbs. Both are still shitholes, but at least they have something to occupy your attention for at least a day or so.
Joyland
The slogan for this amusement park of low quality rides are "Where the fun is". That is total bullshit. All the rides are broken down most of the time, there's so much rust on the carts that an old whore's gaping kooch would look spotless when compared and there's barely any fun rides to ride on. It's mostly kiddie rides and old rejected rides from a hillbilly country fair from the 50's. That is not fun. Not to mention, low quality and overpriced as hell food and a shitload of trash all over the place it would be considered a landfill. It makes it worse.
Texas Water Rampage
Barely any people knew this exists, because it sucks so much balls when compared to other shittastic water parks. There's only two things in this waste of land, a wave pool full of pissing whales and a huge ass water slide that only lasts when the sun isn't evaporating all the water in it before closing it before the fat kids get stuck and not having the water lubing them up.
The Police
The police in Lubbock are so corrupt and retarded, Lubbock is considered one of of the most dangerous cities in America by Forbes. Mexicans stole your TV? Police ain't going to do shit because that Mexican is related to good ol' Deputy Ramirez in the force and he will get asshurt at you. Nigger broke in your car? No time for that, there's a homeless man at Wal-Mart taking a shopping cart for their can collecting needs, better go tase him and lock him up for a year. The police doesn't give a shit about your problems, they care about how much shit they can cause to break out riots and see how many people they can mace before they fall and other little shit that will affect them with lawsuits.
The Chippendales arrest
To show how the police force is so fucked up, back in 2007 a troupe of dancing gay men named The Chippendales were performing an act for a crowd of drunk women during Ladies Night at Jake's Sports Bar, a bar that reeks of cigarette smoke and the dank puke of drunkards all over the floor. The Chippendales do erotic striptease acts that women and other gay faggots find "hot" and "steamy". When the ladies were started to get fucking excited when the men started stripping, uh oh the cops didn't find it Jesus friendly. They wanted to protect the eyes of the children that were watching the performance despite the bar not allowing children watch a group of men simulating having anal with each other. The coppers stopped the show for being "sexually oriented" and arrested the the whole group and the owner of the bar. The ladies started getting butthurt by the arrest, so they started confronting the police by telling them that the police suck and that the women are adults. When considering that taxpayers are helping arrest muscular men in tight ass underwear instead of arresting the niggers breaking into their cars, there was an outrage at city hall. The mayor didn't give a shit and proceeded to raise taxes for those that lost their car, possessions and money from the criminals running around the city looking for shit to fuck up.
Christianity
Christianity is the biggest thing in Lubbock. Here, there and everywhere is a useless church that is taking up space for someone who wants to build a business or a house. There are churches in the middle of a neighborhood, in the middle of a cotton field and even an auto dealership is converted into a church. There are 304 churches and still buttfucking the property taxes up the ass inside Lubbock city limits. Hell, Lubbock has the most churches in the Bible Belt and the population is over 200,000. Atheists are not welcome here or else the pastors will come out with a shotgun and stick it up their ass. So be careful announcing your stance on religion around other people.