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BlueCatRiolu
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BlueCatRiolu looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys. Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery. You could also add in actual humor.
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—How Riolu views himself. | ||
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| BlueCatRiolu/Riolu947 | |
| Real name | Nicholas R. Salerno |
| Nationality | American 
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| Born | February 19, 2000 |
| Current residence | Michigan |
| Former aliases | bluewhale23; Riolu947 |
| DeviantArt |  BlueCatRiolu |
| YouTube | |
BlueCatRiolu (also known as Riolu The Blue Cat or simply Riolu, powerword: Nicholas Salerno) is a 24-year-old cat-obsessed, narcissistic, chode-gargling fuckstain, who loves to shit out an endless slew of third-rate furry art on DeviantArt. All of his works are visibly mouse-drawn with one hand in Microsoft Paint, freeing the other hand for more important activities. This art of his has the consistent quality of blocky, aliased shit, always containing inflation, vore, and other disturbing fetishes (like shipping same genders allegedly).
When not posting his scribblings, BlueCatRiolu enjoys his time on DeviantArt by begging for Points or a Core membership, and writing hate journals about people who criticize him, while linking to them in said journals. These call-out journals have predictably created a strong animosity towards BlueCatRiolu, and as such he must be constantly guarded by a team of highly dedicated white knights, who stand ready to defend him from the evils of constructive criticism and his defectors.
The fact that this guy and his atrocious works of art have pulled in over 1,000,000 page views in a span of six years, while many great artists squalor in comparative obscurity, should tell you a lot about the current state of DeviantArt, and its user base consisting of mostly teenagers, such as the GoAnimate community.
Years before becoming a furry demon today
— Riolu being his butthurt self in 2014. | ||
BlueCatRiolu's presence before signing up on DeviantArt is one that's quite interesting. His story dates back to 2010 (when he was the same age group as ChristianU2ber) when he first signed up for Scratch, an educational site dedicated to games and videos. He initially used an OC based off the actual Pokémon Riolu, which was named Riolu, a name which he still uses.
As he still is today, Riolu was completely obsessed with cats and Pokémon, inserting his obviously copyrighted and stolen Riolu "OC" into his Scratch projects, which were mainly remixes of projects other people with more creative mindsets did before him. He even went the road to include a backstory on his entire life leading up to him signing up for his holy grail of autistic bullshit that he calls DeviantArt. Jesus Christ, he made autistic furries look horrible!
According to some individuals, Riolu's antics involving cats date back to around 2004. He said in the now-deleted journal that he had a strange dream involving cats. Keep in mind that he was only around 4 at this time. He also claims to have watched Sagwa as a young child as well, which contributes to why he made its titular character his "waifu." Riolu also claims he started "drawing" as early as the age of three (even though his art doesn't show much improvement), drawing characters from 101 Dalmatians. He found out about Scratch through his school, which more than likely helped him get into social media, a mistake his family would greatly regret for the rest of their lives.
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"I liked music when I was little too!" -
Even in 2013, Riolu's love for cats definitely showed in a cringy way.
What do we think of his childhood?
His early days on DeviantArt
Riolu originally signed up for DeviantArt on April 21st, 2012. As with his existing Scratch account, he posted poorly-drawn pics of his Pokémon "OC" 'Riolu' in various different and edgy scenarios. He started out like any typical user on DeviantArt does. Few watchers and few pageviews. He continued doing all of this until the later part of 2014, which is when he introduced his new godawful, uncreative Gary Stu fursona: Riolu the Blue Cat. As seen with most autistic users on DA, Riolu began to cause massive amounts of drama on the site. Riolu also started posting journals that constantly rambled on about his "friends," or how his life was, and so on.
A year later, his "friend" Schoolfilmer, a typical low-key pedo who stalks minors, decided to influence Riolu into drawing inflation and other cringy fetishes. This helped set the tone for the rest of the events that led up to where Riolu is now. This also explains why Riolu has so many pageviews and watchers compared to most members of DA who have been on the site as long as him, yet still have little to no "popularity" to them. "Popularity" as in people enjoying the lulz Riolu creates.
Some of Riolu's earliest activities on DA
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Even as early as 2014, Riolu couldn't resist drawing Sagwa pregnant. -
First ever journal on DA. Notice how many emojis he used. -
Another early pregnant "drawing" from him. -
An early example of cats being in his "art." -
Stellar character design
BlueCatRiolu's OC is a generic blue-colored cat named Riolu, a name derived from Lucario's baby form. Riolu's design is a direct rip-off of Happy from Fairy Tail, except it wears a collar that has a Poké Ball tag on it. Riolu can do anything; he has a million forms and can insert himself in any fandom he pleases. His character has no real flaws or personality, other than being a Gary Stu. Its variations include six cringe-inducing, edgy "rage" mode forms, as well as an Inkling. It is also common that he'll reuse bases he created himself, showing a sign of laziness. BlueCatRiolu responds to any criticism of this character very negatively, even if it's from a friend who's simply trying to help him. He also stole another artist's eye style which will be later discussed in this article.
Wanting attention
Unable to do anything original, he constantly writes a million journals each day, detailing his depression and why it entitles him to your asspats. Most lolcows do all sorts of tactics in order to gain attention, regardless if it's positive or negative. The notable ones, including BlueCatRiolu will do anything to get attention, including journals and status updates on DA. It's pretty common that he'll post at least one status update or journal in a week, gaining up to more than twenty comments of total autistic bullshit. Of course, most detail his banal life issue, such as his issues with friends leaving him, generally because they found the truth about him. Most comments are generally those who see Riolu as their friend, even though he doesn't give a shit about them.
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You're the one lying, dumbass! -
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He confesses himself to having a fetish, but NOT a sexual one. -
Oh BAWWWWWWWW!!!!
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Riolu hates satire. Pussy. -
He lied about closing them. -
Proof that Riolu clearing begged for points. -
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Riolu begging people to HELP his "girlfriend." -
This person was reported to have notorious anger problems, much like Riolu. -
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Him begging people to help his precious Lisa from deactivating. -
It's still shit though. -
Riolu venting on about a friend leaving Oreo. Currently the only journal he wrote on FurAffinity.
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Riolu claiming he isn't begging for free art. -
He claims he was "sidetracked."
Archived versions of most of these journals can be found here:
Claims of less and more realistic forms (He lied about this)
Whining about Lisa
Whining about Micaloon
TheDancingScout...I guess?
Deleted one of his Art Jams because it was "worthless"
Whining about Oreo
Another Art Jam journal
Something about TAKE2008?
Begging for points
Lied about closing Requests/Art Trades/Point Com's
"Sidetracked"
Something to do with satire?
Oreo Art Jam before it was deleted
Lying about leaving, most likely for attention
Riolu's "friends"
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Some of the facts provided here are from his defectors (a.k.a. his former watchers) who are tired of his shit. |
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BREAKING NEWS!! Oreo left Riolu (archive)
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It should be known that while BlueCatRiolu has many Internet "friends," there are some that stand out more than others, and those are usually the ones that have the most influence over Riolu. Generally, Riolu's friends are younger teens, and those who either don't care about Riolu's immaturity and creepiness or are unaware of it.
oreofurryfan
(Powerword: Tristian Mcloud) BlueCatRiolu's current ex girlfriend who lives in New York and is one of many who white-knight and "defend" him against the evils of criticism and so forth. She is infamous for causing tons of drama regarding how people treat Riolu as well as herself and her "issues" in life including her past. She claims her past was abusive and whines over her friend Clare being killed by Destiny, an "enemy" of Oreo's as well as her mom ignoring and hating her. If this is true or not, no one will ever know even though she wants you to believe it is to give her sympathy. Most of her art is generally similar to that of Riolu's, with used bases and stolen art as well as an obsession over shitty Undertale fanart.
It is quite important to note that Oreo is known for doing sexual roleplays. After an incident with SweetBaby-Bladefoot in which she did a sexual roleplay in the comment threads, she was later banned from DeviantArt entirely. She has signed up under several socks that Riolu himself created for her and disguises in order to be with LisaDots123 who is considered by her to be her best friend.
Oreo's accounts:
EDIT:2/3/18 The account came back. I don't know if the artwork did or not.EDIT 24/4/18: Deactivated.
oreofurryfamWhere she moved to after being banned from DA. Artwork hasn't improved since though.EDIT 10/24/18: This account has been disabled/deleted. I would also like to note that she has said that she does NOT want to interact or associate with Riolu ever again. Also, for her safety and privacy, please don't post her new FA here.- Template:Ytchannel - Beware. Her videos
aren't cringeyDEFINITELY CRINGEY! - Her Scratch Account.
LunaSune/meowrshmallow
(Powerword: "Cassie Sune") BlueCatRiolu's 17 year old second girlfriend from western Kentucky who also happens to be Oreo's girlfriend. She claims that the three of them are in a "very strong" polyamorous relationship with each other when in actuality the relationship will most likely crumble due to Riolu shitting himself over the controversy he is always in, his obsession with wanting to fuck Sagwa inflated with his own "hose". Shockingly, LunaSune has not gotten into any drama nor caused any trouble, which is never any fun. However, she has drawn Oreo licking her pussy, freaked out over a ranter mistakenly labeling Riolu's polyamorous relationship as a bad thing, and defended Riolu claiming that Riolu shouldn't be labeled as someone to "beware of" because "he never meant any harm" when he was exposed for asking under-aged girls to IRL inflate for him and send pictures of their bellies him and after being exposed for tons of scummy and lulzy stuff that he did like a true sick fuck. It should also be mentioned that she was a Self-harmer. and is an Aspie Bisexual Otherkin aromantic with other mental disorders and an interest in Adult Baby diaper lovers.
LunaSune's accounts:
- Meowrshmallow
- LunaSune
- crybaby-kitty
- crybaby-kitty
- https://polyphonicsylveon.neocities.org/ Her website
- lunaabdl Her abdl page (Archive: https://archive.li/pZ0ba)
LisaDots123
(Powerword: Yalisa Martinez) Some random hispanic fag off of DA, living in Bawwstuhn, Massive-jew-tits who seemed to spark an interest in BlueCatRiolu and they became best friends. It is not known why Lisa would want to be friends with such a bad influence such as Riolu other than their mediocre skills in art. Most of her art is generally free of fetishes, but still has the use of the circle tool. Her "OCs" are bland and boring as well, with shitty "stories" that no one gives a shit anyways about. Her boyfriend is also an alleged pedophile who also likes to swing his microphallus around to circle tools and shitty "OCs" with eye bleeding colors using the default color pallet of MS Paint.
She is 21, yet still attends high school more than likely because she is mentally challenged. She also rps with Riolu and his friends as well. Lisa is also close friends with Riolu's actual "girlfriend," Oreo. She is said to be the girlfriend of Carmenramcat which is likely false considering she has a CLOSER relationship with Riolu. She is also the sister of youtuber 
MuahJoshua, a popular YouTube gamer who thinks he'll reach 100,000 subscribers even though it'll never happen anyways and will die like many other low quality YouTube gamer channels unless your darksydephil.
Lisa's accounts:
- LisaDots123 - Her DeviantArt Account.
lisadots123 - Instagram- Lisa's Scratch Account.
Her "boyfriend's" accounts:
- Carmenramcat
- ShadowR - With shitty ass drawings of Lisa being fucked.
ShadowRamcat- Template:Ytchannel - Does stupid shit nobody gives a shit about.
carmenramcat
Her brother's accounts:
- MuahJoshua - He normally did random gameplays and reaction videos. Never mentioned Lisa in any of his videos. Now dead.
- PayPal Account which has no donations at the moment.
- Curious Cat Account.
Doug-The-Dog
Doesn't get involved much in the drama revolving around BlueCatRiolu, but is considered to be one of riolu's main "friends." Has a dog fursona named Doug. Considers Riolu to be his first "friend" on DeviantArt.
Doug's accounts:
MartinHamsterHero
Martin, a 20-year-old manchild from the UK is another best friend of Riolu's who like most who "support" him whiteknights his ass. He is also a Hamtaro fag by his obsession with the anime. He has attended college, but by the looks of his mentality it appears as if he hasn't even finished fucking primary school!! Martin claims himself to have been abused by his parents even at the age of 20. As of now, they aren't even aware of his association with BlueCatRiolu. He is constantly depressed and has caused drama because of his "depression."
Martin's accounts:
- MartinHamsterHero - His DA
sexyman60 - His Flickr account, which he never uses.
phantomhunt35 - His Twitch which he "claims" to be on certain times during the weekends which he isn't.
Schoolfilmer
Schoolfilmer (Powerword: Kim André) is what you would describe as your generally average low key DA pedo. At first glance at his gallery on there, you'd assume he'd be just another weird fetish artist. That is where you are wrong. Since 2011, Kim has been known for causing some minor amounts of drama and shoving his fetishes into people which including mainly inflation as well as macro and micro drawings of Hamtaro characters. He is a former friend of some person from Canada, but drew troll art of them. He also stalks BlueCatRiolu's DA and posts cutesy cat faces. He is also over 20 years of age, possibly indicating a case of autism. Kim is the one responsible for influencing BlueCatRiolu around 2015 to start drawing inflation and big bellies in general and has since remained a figure in BlueCatRiolu's group of friends.
Kim's accounts:
- schoolflimer
- schoolfilmer
schoolfilmer
SchoolFilmer
eevee350
Eevee350, or Umbre, is a typical average young adult user on DA and FA. His association with BlueCatRiolu is mainly minor although he has had moments of drama with him, mainly dealing with his depression and so forth. Some of the characters Riolu includes in his "comics" are owned by this user, including the character "Rose" which Riolu himself drew with her rear inflated. How either of them enjoys something like that will always be questionable. Riolu even got the pic animated by Sparkalloon which was shitty in itself. Umbre was also exposed alongside Riolu for asking under-aged girls for pics of their bellies inflated/bloated and pics of them in bikinis Most of these girls were around thirteen to fourteen years old.
Umbre has left Riolu's side after about a year of creepy bullshit from our blue cunt friend.
Umbre's accounts:
sonofss2
Commonly known as sonofss2-version2 or xwell the inflatable fenpony (Powerword: Daniel William Dieter) is another inflation furfag who commonly refers to Riolu as a "brother" of his because he's a mentally challenged weirdo. Like Riolu, he creates tons of drama and shit and forces disgusting fetishes like farting onto people. Even Riolu himself admitted to considering Martin his "#1 Brother" and Sonofss2 his "#2 Brother." Don't ask, it's stupid roleplay shit as usual. For more information on him, check out his page.
Fuckboys and white knights (examples)
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FACT ALERT: 'Please note that BlueCatRiolu has many white knights and fuckboys beyond this list. This list shows the most notable ones who are associated with him and support his autistic actions.' |
- Template:Ytchannel – A possible 11-year-old who over-reacted over someone making a hate video out of Riolu. He faps to production logos and makes shitty Klasky-Csupo in G Major videos for a living, like any other kid on JewTube. He also has a presumed sockpuppet named Template:Ytchannel.
- asheandcjthepikachus – A 26-year-old manchild who thinks he is a Pikachu in real life. Has shitty artistic skills on par with a 6-year-old. Records himself waving a Pikachu plush around.
- darlaltonbearcat – Formerly darlalloons26 and Narayan23456 Shitty, whiny 26-year-old Mexican artist who, along with Micaloon, harassed Selphy6 into unfiltering his drawings. Only made an account to hide from ED, but ultimately ended up getting his own page thanks to his autistic behavior.
- dashergalaxycat – Psychotic tard who screams "RETARD!" at anyone who disagrees with BlueCatRiolu. Is very butthurt and wants to kill ED and KF with Smiley (his OC that is named after the faggot demon from the movie of the same name).
- Dungeonation – Some random person befriended Riolu,so much so he can be given the account at random when he's under a shitstorm. He also makes a "comic" series called The Mystery Dungeoneers, which in reality are skits with no real meaning that take up 80% of the gallery. Unlike the other white knights listed here, he already made himself infamous on here in ED after he made a revenge article about someone he used to co-own a channel with named Kyle fired him from working on the channel for the drama he was causing behind the scenes and after he attempted to take over the channel for himself.
- dusktheraccoon Power Word Skyler Smith. A baby fur and closet pedophile. Use to A-Log BlueCunt to hell and back, but was discovered he was into diapers. Is into age regression.
- jetixguy6549 – Also known as RedCatDan. Autistic BlueCatRiolu fanboy who was too lazy to create an OC, so he just used BlueCatRiolu's art and colored it in red. Allegedly sends death threats to those against BlueCatRiolu and his friends. He is also obsessed with Toonami. It has been reported he is only around 12-13 years old and once faked suicide by imposing as his mother, claimed to have downloaded a single fetish drawing from a friend of his 20 times on a school printer (and somehow didn't get caught like your typical teenager trying to be edgy), threatened to murder his sister, and recorded a call between some of his own friends with a tape recorder and proceeded to destroy it on a now privated video.
- Konamicode55 – A whiny bastard. Has a dying "crush" on LostinthoughtsA. Has his own shitty Microsoft Paint art. Is dense as a brick and has a tendency to revive old drama, including drama involving Alpha-X01. He also seems to have a thing for IRL inflation too like his "big papa" Riolu.
- lamonttroop – Creates fake logos featuring the names of Riolu and his "friends." Riolu loves his "Sagwa logos" for obvious reasons. Actually made "vent art" against ED and KF.
- micaloon – Inflation fag who also can't be assed to improve at drawing. Has not improved for the two years he has been reg
