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Bunny, I have killed a cop

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Bunny, I have killed a cop, I'm sorry :( what is to do? (rus. Зая, я убила мента, прости :(что делать?) - part of SMS message sent on April, 30 2009 by blind drunk whore after she committed fatal hit police officer that had the misfortune to be on the way of the message's author.

How it was

It was an ordinary april evening in Novosibirsk when police officers waved in front of cars with striped stick and accepted dirty graft. About 11 p.m. police officer Dmitriy Chulkov (rus. Дмитрий Чулков) stopped a «Subaru» and went to it. Soon as he came to the unfortunate Subaru Chulkov received a dash by suddenly appeared red Toyota Soarer racing up hill and down dale driven by 22-old drunk bleached blonde. As it turned out later, this monkey-with-toyota Olga Melnichenko (rus. Ольга Мельниченко) before riding through the city devoured about 6 liters of beer with her girlfriend. The victim died on the spot. At the police station Olya began to mourn for the deceased Chulkov her excepted mobile phone, dented bumper and a broken mirror, anticipating retribution for wrecked car from his boyfrend - bunny Dima.

"Go into hysteric, do not say anything and do not sign" (rus. Устрой истерику, ничего не говори и не подписывай) - was the answer to the SMS message. Later Dima justified that he ment the silence until a lawyer...

Bunny, I was sentenced to 4.5 years, I'm sorry :(

As a result, the drunk student was sentenced to 4.5 years of jail, payment of 100 000 roubles (about 3 300$) for personal injury to the father of died police officer, 200 000 roubles (about 6 600$) for personal injury and 384 000 roubles (12 800$) for property damage to the Chulkov's widow. The stupid whore challenged the sentence, but the cassation instance upheld the conviction. At October 2013 after 4.5 years she became free.

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