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WHY?!

JaSonic, also known as JaSonic1977, is a Sonic the Hedgehog obsessed 37-year-old plushophilic furfaggot aspie from Lasalle, Quebec. Alongside Chris-Chan and Alix Henriol, JaSonic is one of the most autistic people on the planet. In fact, this man is so obsessed with Sonic, that he regularly bones various Sonic plushies, including a semen-encrusted plushie from 1993 that has become so synonymous with autism on the internet that everyone and their grandmother has to have seen that picture by now. [1]

Early Postings

JaSonic first began posting pictures of his devotion to Sonic on the autistic internet cesspool back around 2007, give or take a year or two. His first few postings were nothing out of the ordinary, but things began to get weird when he began posting pictures of his "love making sessions" to his DeviantArt. Soon enough, various DeviantArt users began to take offense to his posts. One thing led to another, and after a few short years, JaSonic's DA was terminated in early 2009. Unfortunately for us, JaSonic has kept on pounding away at his Sonic plushies five years after his DA was shown the door, and has posted about it on some

Recent Shenanigans

Recently, JaSonic's jizz-sessions have been leaked from private websites [2]] onto more well-known sites. This unfortunately means that us sane internet users had to be exposed to the horrors that are this man's genitals. He has also been spotted discussing plushies with socially awkward fuckwits online, including other plushophiles and even bronies.

Life Outside of Furfaggotry

See? Told you he has a job.

JaSonic, against all reasonable odds, somehow managed to lay down a job working as a DJ at a center for the mentally disabled. How he managed to get his yiff-stained hands on a job, we have no idea, but the important thing is, he's contributing to society- oh who the fuck are we kidding? This man's going to die alone and we all know it.