Divergent

The Divergent series is an awful bitch drama book similar to Twilight. It was written by Veronica Roth. It contains over 1000 (literally) pages worth of god awful shit.

Characters

• Beatrice Prior: This whiny bitch is the main character of this book series. She falls in love with Tobias on first sight without any build up, 99% of this book is this slut making out with him or her thinking "I dont why but i feel something when im with him" or just the guy being generaly creepy appearing out of nowhere and touching her. Obviously the author Veronica Roth doesnt know shit about how relationships start, she thinks relationships start when a creepy guy grabs a girl's vagina because the bitch thinks that that's cute.

Also Beatrice has a hate for homeless people and construction works, she thinks they are evil and satanic

• Tobias Eaton: The book describes this creepy cunt with extremley long legs and meter long hands. He is also the shitty boyfriend of Beatrice.

• Lynn: stupid bitch who prefers to be man rather than a woman, she hates herself because she looks too feminine.

Rest of the characters nobody gives a shit about

Factions

Erudite: Smart people

Amity: Peaceful people

Abnegation: Selfless boring people

Candor: Honest people

Dauntless: Dumbass douchebag shit brains. 100% of the faction consits of 13-year-old boys and 16 year old girls all of their leaders are just 18 year olds or even younger because the dumbass author failed to realize that the entire military to be controlled by teenagers is a fucking dumb idea.

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