Cryaotic

Cryaotic (A.K.A ChaoticMonki) is another un-original Jewtuber and a certified fame leech. Like everybody fucking else on the tubes, he makes funneh Lets Plays', and is a giant PewDiePie rip-off. Unlike PewDiePie however, instead of using girly man-child screams to lure in his audience, he uses his squeaky pre-pubescent voice.

DON'T WORRY GUISE HE'S TOTALLY NOT COPYING PEWDS!

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Cry’s Identity?

Cryaotic is a “masked Youtuber”, which basically means he’s too much of a pussy to show his face to his fans. The fact that he refuses to show his face has caused debate amongst Cry’s fandom, because apparently the 11 year-olds have nothing better to do than argue about some random guys’ face. The demand for Cry’s identity has gotten so bad that the word “face” was even banned from his live streams. ~~Since Cry is trying so hard to keep his identity a secret, we thought it would only be respectful of us to keep it a secret as well.~~ Thanks to the power of Google, we were able to find out that Cry’s real name is Ryan Terry and his face looks like this.

Crys’ Friends!

When Cry isn’t busy wallowing in self-pity and/or complaining about shit no one cares about on Tumblr, he is making HILARIOUS compilation videos with his pals.

His friends include:

MangaMinx: Some british hambeast who has an annoying ass laugh and talks way too much. She is also a fag.

Snake: Some guy who downed way too many testosterone pills during puberty and now sounds like an elephant seal.

CinnamonToastKen: The definition of a third wheel.

PewDiePie: Nevermind. Pewds totally ditched Cry’s ass after finding out he could hoard a lot more Jew Gold if he played with Smosh instead.

Markiplier: Since the PewDiePie vessel has run dry, Cry (being the pitiful leech he is) has decided it is time to latch onto the next big thing and suck all the fame he can out of Mr. Markiplier.