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Deliverance

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Deliverance

Deliverance is a 110 minute long gay porn movie. It stars Burt Reynolds and three other faggots, who for some reason thought it would be a good idea to raft down a river in Bumfuck, Georgia. Long story short our intrepid heroes, who are totally not asking for it, end up getting raped by the local boys. For some reason this travesty of a movie was nominated for three academy awards and five golden globes.

The Retarded kid playing banjo

Deliverance is somewhat known in part because of this scene, which features a downsy inbred playing a stringed instrument in duet with another downsy retard.

Now 'you' can be mentally handicapped at home as well!

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