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Despite looking like this, he portrays himself as a red-haired, muscled, white dude.

Mi Vida Bajo El Puente or Jerry (Powerword: Luis Gerardo Candelas Chavez) is a 40-years-old mexican leftard, doctor of old people, faggot, liar, hypocrite, mythomaniac, social justice warrior, "internet vigilante", drama whore and A-Log of Doomentio. He is also a Youtube cartoon and animation reviewer, although nobody knows him for that sort of content. He is only "famous" for being a complete drama whore and for constantly talking about Doomentio and other more irrelevant hispanic lolcows that nobody has ever heard of on his shitty streams.

Just like his english version, Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto, Luis Gerardo Candelas Chavez "Jerry", as he likes to call himself, is a fat, neckbearded, maggot, attempting to grow even fatter by feasting on the scraps of the bloated, rotting corpse of infamous hispanic Internet lolcow, Manuel Arturo Coronado Preciado "Doomentio". The main reason for this is the fact that Jerry can't get over a grudge from 10 years ago, which left him deeply obsessed with Doom ever since.

As with many A-Logs, Jerry is a prime example of why doing this sort of activity is pathetic and also dangerous, he thinks of himself as some sort of "superhero" who always "defeats the "evil Doomentio". He likes to overexaggerate Doom's lulzy facts, portraying him as a "real danger to society" instead of the pathetic failure of a person he is. He also, like many other A-Logs, constantly compares himself to someone as dysfunctional as Doomentio, and claims that he's not as incompetent him and that he is a "good person" while Doomentio is "the worst person on earth".

However, unlike others A-Logs who are rightfully mocked of and called out for being like this, Jerry managed to get himself a loyal legion of fanboys known as "crapulianos", most of these fanboys come from the Doomposting, a group that was originally created to troll Doomentio and his circlejerk of friends but ultimately degenerated into a ween-filled group that also tend to A-Log Doom and suck Jerry's cock a lot just for "humiliating him", as if that was too much difficult (they also tend to suck the cock of other retards). Most of his "crapulianos" are very autistic themselves and this could be explained as some of them are just 13-year-old boys, but others are manchildren who have nothing better to do than to follow a failed doctor's footsteps.

"Professional" career

Probably the only positive things about Jerry is that he is not a basement-dweller and that he has a real profession, he is known for being a doctor, specifically a geriatrician, who specialize in old people. This had led him to have nicknames such as the "ass-cleaner".

However, his salary leaves a lot to be desired:

Despite being a doctor, he has a mediocre salary consisting of $776 dollars at worst.

Despite having a plain profession as a doctor, he spends most of his time making streams and videos about random nobodies, which has led many people to question if he truly practices it or if he's just using his title to A-Log Doom even more, by claiming to be a "successful person" and compare himself to Doom who has no superior studies.

He studied on Cuba, which is probably one of the reasons why he and his followers have a leftist ideology.

In these pictures we can see Doctor Candelas in all his glory:

Friends

• Ocio
• Ruinaversal