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Bunny, I have killed a cop

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Bunny, I have killed a cop, I'm sorry :( what is to do? (rus. Зая, я убила мента, прости :(что делать?) was an SMS message sent on April 30, 2009 by a blind drunk whore after she committed a fatal accident, hitting a police officer that had the misfortune to be in the way of the message's author.

How it was

It was an ordinary April evening in Novosibirsk when police officers waved striped sticks in front of cars and accepted a dirty graft. About 11 PM police officer Dmitriy Chulkov (rus. Дмитрий Чулков) stopped a Subaru and approached. As soon as he came to the car, Chulkov was bludgeoned by a red Toyota Soarer racing up a hill and down a dale driven by the 22 year old drunk bleached blonde. As it turned out later, this monkey-with-Toyota Olga Melnichenko (rus. Ольга Мельниченко) had devoured about 6 liters of beer with her girlfriend before riding through the city. The victim died on the spot. At the police station Olga began to mourn for her damaged mobile phone, dented bumper and a broken mirror, anticipating retribution for wrecked car from his boyfrend - bunny Dima.

"Go into hysteric, do not say and do not sign anything" (rus. Устрой истерику, ничего не говори и не подписывай) - was the answer to the SMS message. Later Dima justified that he meant keep silence until getting a lawyer...

The father of this Olga worked as a prosecutor, and her mother as a magistrates' judge, so colleagues of the killed police officer had reason to believe that her parents would make all their efforts for their daughter to escape punishment. This is why colleagues of the slain police officer published her SMS correspondence on the Internet as well as the following photos.

Bunny, I am sentenced to 4.5 years, I'm sorry :(

As a result, the drunk student was sentenced to 4.5 years of jail, payment of 100,000 rubles (about $3,300) for personal injury to the father of the dead police officer, 200,000 rubles (about $6,600) for personal injury and 384,000 rubles ($12,800) for property damage to the Chulkov's widow. The stupid whore challenged the sentence, but the conviction was upheld. On October 30, 2013, after 4.5 years, she was freed.

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