Golpatort

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Project Golpatort formally Pedophiliac Gay Turtle is a random retarded “animator” presumably from Romania Or Moldova with severe schizophrenia who wastes his time making unoriginal and uncreative animation memes on YouTube that try to fit the early 2000’s aesthetic for “muh fuckin’ nostalgia nyan cat n waffles xdd!!1! so random!!!” instead of actually making friends OR touching real grown women instead of 6 year olds who watch his useless homogay videos. Judging by his autistic nigger obsession with O-Zone (The Numa Numa/Dragostea Din Tei band), he likely prays religiously to Dan Balan hoping to give him backshots and rape him daily.

Ded channel LUL.

Since nobody has heard of this retard, here are some life saving facts in case you encounter him:

• He supposedly works at a KFC where he serves greasy shit to gypsies.

• His favorite food is piss and shit which he eats up daily.

• He is most notorious for shooting up his school after he got called gay by a 12 year old. He dropped out and became the notorious fag he is today.

• He has autism and AIDS from molesting monkeys in his free time.

• He is incredibly mentally ill and has about the same IQ as a malignant tumor.