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Siegepilled Zoomer

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HOLD IT! STEP THE FUCK OFF!
Siegepilled Zoomer looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress!
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This article is about a person who is under 18 years old.
You can help by knocking down their self esteem, telling them to stay in school and to get off of the Internets until then.
This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.
This person is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

  1. HIV/AIDS
  2. Bestiality
  3. Cuckoldry

WARNING:

With Spics,
Do not mix!



Seigepilled zoomer (Powerword:Nathaniel Lucas), born July 8th 2011, is a 13 year old Nazi larper, faggot, femboy porn addict, future Mass shooter, future baby raper and terminally online Loser who lives at his parents house in Bridgeport Connecticut and attends read public school. he will likely live with his parents until he either kills himself, gets killed by the pigs while poorly trying to replicate Brenton Tarrant,goes to Prison or gets a job, moves out and lives a normal life.

Internet activity

Since Nate has no friends irl and gets bullied at school, he develuped a HORRIFIC case of loser too-much-internet-syndrome™. don't give yourself a hard time for not knowing what his username means, only 15 people worldwide have even heard the term "siegepilled". siegepilled is When a person has become inspired to commit a lone wolf attack on their enemies (in this case being nigras, Muslims, Jews and Fags). the siege pill has been shown to be universal, and can be ingested by persons of all ethnicities, genders, sexes, religions, economic backgrounds, political beliefs, etc. his faggotry online includes the following (and much more), beating the everloving fuck out of his tiny unwashed pecker while watching femboy/Tranny porn, making mediocre edits/memes of nazi mass shooters and posting said edits on TikTok, trooncordand twitter. he also hangs out with his other faggot nazi friends (if you're reading this you know who you are) on discord, talking about 69ing each other and doing doggy style and asking for advice on how to stop his femboy porn addiction. totally normal stuff for your average 13 year-old! natey boy has also joked numerous times about shooting up his school or a mosque.


the closet is opened

in early June of 2024, three Pretty cool guy's (if you are reading this you know who you are) sent the faggot a virus on discord, witch let them gain access to his internet history and all his messages on pisscord , unleashing a Pandora's box of his sick-fuckery. they then proceeded to collect screenshots of Nathaniel's faggotry and compile it into a short video to post on twitter.


the chimpout

After a long energizing 2 hours of sleep, our protagonist arose from his piss drenched bed and once again wrenched out a fake smile. After scraping the brown and crusty jizz off of his keyboard, nate began his daily 15 hour un-interupted internet session. Upon booting up his 'puter he discovered that his programs were gone, and that his history was leaked, allowing everyone to see how much of a deranged faggot he really is.

He then did the only thing his retard 13-year-old brain could think of: threaten to kill huis whole family, shoot up his school and finally fucking kill himself. however we won't be able to see this lulzfest, as nate dosent even have guns in his house, But even if he did he'd be too pussy to do it.


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