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Manlet

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Manlets are a race of hominidae easily recognizable by their short and girthy stature. Unlike midgets, who are humans with a growth defect, manlets were created that way by God and have nothing to be ashamed of

When attempting to blend in with human society, manlets are always inferior at everything they do, they can be spotted trying to mate with human women, and usually end up with some 40-year-old trailer park whore who just jumped off the cock carousel, who they will fill with their inferior sperm and curse the world with MOAR manlets.

Some manlets will claim they are average by pointing at statistics, but what they don't know is that the average height for all 1st world countries is far above what the statistics say, but the government fear manlets will genocide themselves overnight should such a fact be released to the public.

How to Identify Manlets

A simple guide to follow when identifying a manlet

What to do When Confronted With a Manlet

  • holocaust him
  • bend down to make eye contact
  • call him little guy
  • just kick him in the fucking face
  • tell him to an hero
  • steal his lunch, he can't get it back anyway

Where to Find Manlets

Famous Manles