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His work
A collection of "Art" by a fat retard.
Poetry
Like most faggots, TheAmazingAtheist enjoys writing poetry inspired by topics ranging from "the deep dark abyss of my heart" to "the even deeper, darker abyss of my heart." Propelled by the praise from the kind of manic atheist fuckwits on YouTube who give even Deists and Agnostics a bad name, he has continued sharing his cringe-inducing poetry with the community, considering himself some kind of modern day Ovid. In spite of reasonable, factual criticism, TJ continues to pump out poetry, if you could call them such, so as to make people cringe.
Somehow I manage to fake a lack of interest And she untangles the room with her footsteps Hemorrhaging conversation, I drink her milky words Like soup from invisible wounds and Content in my obscurity Proceed to destroy her In a gentle manner Until she is Mine
A man walks through endless desert Pistol shining in the sunlight An erratic Morse code Nevertheless repeating, "doom" Often has he reddened the sands With a black song in his black heart Watched as small hands fell from large hands Watched as wholes became divided Into seeming infinities that mock the stars And this man, who is evil His shadow on the sand Always behind him Is named Salvation And that is his tragedy
I dreamed of a mountain tall enough to scrape the moon a great man stood beside it dwarfing it, and soon he'll place his foot upon it and ground it into dirt then he'll swallow up the sun and bring darkness to the earth I dreamed of a towering castle erected to our lusts It's moat of genetic matter just a thick and flaky crust eaten away by parasites worming in, out and through it's good enough for them but nothing ever pleases you I dreamed of rotten faces staring in from the abyss of lives i could have lived if it had not come to this; this dream i dared to dream while I was wide awake when the epiphany struck me that not all dreams are fake I dreamed of false confessions to conceal my real vice and sate my mindless want to reclaim an earthly paradise a place where i can be alone but never feel lonely no need at all for anyone to comfort, love or hold me I dreamed that I was once awake and that my dreams wouldn't come to pass but the comfort that this gave me was a lie that couldn't last so when you want a prophet but don't want to hear prophecy I predict that you'd do well to stay the fuck away from me
Love turned on you and Suicide turned you on Death is just what's left when Every source of pain is gone Hell is at least hopeless and Therefore less sadistic than earth A little ray of light only Serves to magnify the hurt The cowards keep on living Just to spite the love of wisdom In the choice between dark and light They've chosen the breathing prison
I'm sorry that I never grew up and got a job I'm sorry that I never learned how to join the mob I'm sorry that I never learned how to stand up straight I'm sorry that I never let go of all my hate I'm sorry that I never became listless and dull I'm sorry that I never got the dreams out of my skull I'm sorry that I never stopped writing bad poetry I'm sorry that I never embraced herd conformity I'm sorry that I never embraced the latest fads I'm sorry that I never was satisfied with what I had I'm sorry that I never took back the things I said I'm sorry that I never let you police my head I'm sorry that I never praised ol' Jesus Christ I'm sorry that I never cared much about paradise I'm sorry that I never pretended to believe the lies I'm sorry that I never sincerely apologize
^ Vomit.
His Documentary (No, really)
In another recent attempt to cash in on his interesting life, he has sucked the cock of some pathetic, druggie, absentie farther wigger by the name of Cody Weber (who is clearly a raging faggot) so that he'll make a Failumentary about his obesity and donuts that he's selling for the low, low price of $50!!! As always expect every single video he makes for at least a hundred years to be shamelessly flogging this pathetic display of USI and AIDS. But wait there's more! He's releasing special 'discount' codes (Oh, because so many people who actually like him have the intelligence to remember any combination of buttons.) just to get his entourage of sycophants to OH SHI- BUY! his crappy fail, no doubt he'll have Over 9000 of these last-minute deals.
Protip: Torrent it and spread it like AIDS in a gay bar.
Now his gullible audience can rejoice in utter joy! Why, you'd ask? Because he uploaded the "Director's Cut" of the documentary onto his main channel, that's why. Idiots and drooling fanboys spent $50 on an inferior version of an eventually freely-viewable, boring, ego-stroking, disjointed biography that is falsely advertised as a documentary. Of course, there are those who are totally butthurt over having spent that money, and many of them never having received a copy of the DVD since this piece of shit was released in 2010. Of course, he mentions his height within about the first minute and even has an interview with his mother where he gets her to talk about how tall he is.
Too bad you can't get a refund. U mad?
TJPlaysitall (The third worst Let's Play channel out there)
Abandoned
TJ has decided to board the let's play bandwagon, with a horrible, uninteresting, bland, immature, stupid, generic, D3Dgear, unfunny let's play of Fallout: New Vegas.
With the wits of someone thinking of the character name Tits McButt, how can you help being drawn in?
It should also be noted that Lardfuck has no fucking idea on the game mechanics, and is incompetent at the game, and is probably playing at the easiest setting, as he is a Pussy. He also employs editing that seems to be done at random. Probably he's too busy putting his dick in a bee's nest to do it properly.
His book (In Defense of Evil)
Universally acclaimed to be meh, by the one person who reviewed this garbage.
His Book (SCUMBAG:Musings of a Subhuman)
No, that's not a joke; that's the genuine title.
Like a typical fag with delusions of grandeur, he's bringing out some shitty book, and 100% of his videos as of late have been trying to sell it. A few hours after his book was published on lulu.com, Supexcellency, another YouTube Atheist, spread his book around numerous torrent sites for the lulz. When TAA found out, he made several angry neckbeard videos screaming "IM PRESSIN CHARGES!" causing his little army of 13-year-old boy fans to flag Supexecellency's account, which subsequently caused it account to get suspended. It should be noted that TAA admits that he downloads music and movies on a regular basis; he just doesn't like it when it happens to him. Download it here, and give a review below.
— Albinotron |
— Killamoe |
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His Newest Book: Neckbeard Uprising
Off the cuff, TJ promised to his fans (although they clearly forgot seeing as they can't even remember basic bodily functions let alone a book project) that his next book would be a work of fiction. TJ's USI stretches all the way to the Sun, so instead he decided to pump out what is essentially "Scumbag 2.0". If you want to see for yourself just how lame this new roll of toilet paper is, go here: [1]. Of course, we at Encyclopedia Dramatica DEMAND that you do not put any undeserving amount of capital into his greedy pocket. You can purchase a sizeable amount of comfortable toilet paper to wipe your ass with at far less than half of the price of this trash.
WARNING: To make up for a lack of content, TJ scaled up the font to a ridiculous size. The book is only about 10,000 words (Haberdasher King on Amazon, who wrote a 1-star review for this waste, said it was 31,000 words), and none of them are amusing, witty, or humorous. The bulk of the content is simply copied and pasted from Tumblr posts he's made over the years. It boggles the mind how someone so fundamentally lacking in creativity or insight could have a literate fanbase.
Addendum: He doesn't have a literate fanbase. Read just a few of the comments on any of his videos from any of his fanboys and you'll notice that they're all written by barely sentient sycophants who'd jump off a bridge if this fat fuck told them to.
Fuck, just read the following quotes appearing verbatim and witness the failure that is SCUMBAG: 2.0:
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YET ANOTHER COMPILATION BOOK: The Douchebag Bible
Desperate to assuage the loss of ad revenue on his channel, TJ decided to bilk even more money out of his gibbering fanbase with another compilation book. It'll consist of his last three main books. It's worth the money is it not?
—TJ trying to sell his shitty compilation book for only 30 USD | ||
The book that might never be: The Fruitfly Condition
A self-admitted lazy cocksucker; too busy living the South Park episode "Red Hot Catholic Love" literally and releasing increasingly relevant videos on Jewtube, TJ teased a work in progress on his tumblr page for a year or so. Of course, given that you've read this far (you can read?), you know that TJ is a lazy fuck, so the likelihood of it ever seeing the light of day is pretty much nil. However, since a fan of his couldn't help himself, he had to ask TJ of the progress on this upcoming masterpiece disaster. TJ responded with the following:
"I haven’t worked on it in a very long time. Sad, because I have a completed first draft."
And we don't expect this to change anytime soon, fatass.
His "Art"
TheAmazingAtheist is the worst artist evar!
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This amazing work of modern art is so precious to AA that he is willing to sue ED over its use. -
This one is too. -
It's a scientific fact that naked demon men wear bug pendants. -
Jesus web AIDS, srsly.
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Terroja is into necrophilia with elderly men. -
Terroja Lee KinkAIDS sees himself as being tall,handsome,intelligent,and misunderstood. He probably doesn't know what a mirror is. -
This might explain his hatred toward others -
Terroja is also into vore, apparently. -
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Proof that AA is into little boys. -
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TAA's avatar on a yaoi fansite. -
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Moar amazing artwork. -
He claims to use Coral, but I think he sucks his own dick. -
This was def inspired by Marilyn Manson. -
This is what terroja thinks getting high is like. -
Self portrait of his fucking ugly self. -
For once TAA isn't a lying sack of dog shit. -
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