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User:RaRa/Terceldude

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“ 		 
Mom! At the store can you get more peanut butter?
No! Do not get the chocolate swirl kind, my girlriend's allergic to it...
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—Sam Nuessle'
Average conversation with parents from high school days

David Samuel Nuessle, or better known by his youtube username terceldude, is a 23 year old known zoophile and becoming an hero amongst his fellow zoophilia friends. He lives in Philadelphia, PA where he spends his days cumming with canines, as he desperately tries to complete his life long dream: fixing his beater car. After graduating from Abington Senior High School (class of 2007) [1] he has remained in the same state where he can be never too far from the family dog. He used to intern for Toyota, keeping his reason of leave secret, but they probably found him humping the dog crash test dummy. He is unable to recognize that he is suffering from many mental and social disorders by partaking in fucking dogs. As we take a closer look at the subject, you'll see the fluxes in personality changes giving us a transparent diagnosis of Schizophrenia.

A Brief History

terceldude has been around the internet since 2006, spreading his cancer privately on youtube, while keeping his other myspace and facebook pages more "normal" by not littering them with pro-zoophilia rants. His reign of autism became more apparent after his horse bumping friend GodOfUnicorns was exposed and removed from the internet by anti-zoophiles. Once the commenting deleting/blocker channel of Antony Taylor was gone, the perverts scattered; like a light switch does to roaches. He retreated to his account, butthurt that their glorious leader was gone, and deleted anything that tied him to being a zoophliac. He remained idle, talking here and there, but failing to mention anything of hs sexual fetishes that used to adorn his channel. He has lied to many users as he tried to intermingle with normal society after the failed attempt of zoophile pride came to a crashing halt. Other users informed the channels he was masturbating to that they were interacting with a known and prideful zoophile. Quick to dismiss all forms of association with such disgusting practices, he blew off all claims as "insane" and "know-nothings". Little did he know the magic of screen caps...

This simple video of nothing more than chronologically ordered screen shots exposed the schizo for lieing to a user about having sexual relations with his pet/random animal/family dog (not confirmed on if he owns the dogs he likes to rape or if they're his neighbors chihuahua). It was met with critical reception by terceldude when the video was first posted, but is gaining notoriety within the local involved community. It is reaching more viewers as a concrete statement that (we already knew, but more for the lulz and mind fucketry) zoophiles are mentally insane. His whiteknight doggy bumper Dogsneedpleasuretoo has fled to his side, spewing the same regurgitated fallacies that we've all heard on how there is no rape involved with the animals that they sexX0rz.

Given many chances to apologize to the one user sceenequeen575 for lying about fucking dogs in order for me to remove the video, he once again failed to do so. The following exposure ensued:


Here is a clear and precise evaluation of these insane zombies:


Fabulous Dialogue

Current Situation

As of now, terceldude has been raging all over channels associated with the video, or anyone that comments on it for that matter. He is online 24/7, responding to the comments minutes after they're posted, with textual cancer. If you engage him in the current state of mind the following responses are likely to follow:

  • "I know what you are, but what am I?"
  • "It's not rape! You cannot prove that it is rape either way, so therefore it's not rape!"
  • "FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
  • "You're a weeaboo/furry/zoophile/pedo too? Ah man! Why haven't we swapped pets before? Help jack me off as I type a rage reply."
  • "I hope all humans on the planet die, except me and some of my close friends." (he will forget to include his sex slave of a dog).
  • "I like to have sex with animals, wait no I don't, yes I do, no I don't, yes I do, no I don't, well it's not bad because it's technically not rape since I think that the animal likes it - aw shit I do like to have sex with animals"


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