User:SyrahMason666/Ariana vampire queen

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Ariana Vampire Queen is a troll on DeviantArt. She has written many fanfictions involving her self-insert Sue, Queen Ariana Erehaha SilverDoveSeagull (later Celestia Twilight Sparkle SilverDove Seagull). She can be found (I)here (I) (I)Ariana's Fanfiction.net account. Warning, it's terrible. (I)

Da Story of Da Vampire Queen

Vampire Queen is an absolutely shite piece of fanfiction. The spelling and grammar are non existant. Ariana thinks it's fucking wonderful. Thankfully, it is only 20 chapters long.

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Characters

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Ariana

The main character. A MarySue. She is the Princess Of Vampires, daughter of Aro of the Volturi. She has been raised by humans since she was nine. She falls in love with Damien Thorn (Omen) and he reciprocates her feelings. Ariana hates Damien's cousin Mark. I don't know why.

Damien Thorn

Damien Thorn is the antichrist, and Queen Ariana's love interest. He goes on a daring rescue mission to save his beloved Sue in chapter 14, when she is kidnapped by his cousin, Mark. He is able to impregnate Ariana just by kissing her. I'm not kidding.

Mark Thorn

Poor Mark Thorn is Damien's adoptive cousin. He tries to be kind and welcoming to Ariana, but she is nothing but a bitch to him. Mark ends up kidnapping her, and stabbing her. Unfortunately, Satan shows up and resurrects her.

Richard and Ann

Mark's parents, and Damien's aunt and uncle. They don't do jack shit.

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Da Life Of Delia

Da Life of Delia is a sequel to Vampire Queen. It centers around Queen Ariana, her husband Damien Thorn, and their nine year old daughter Delia as they get up to wacky shenanigans in Hogwarts. It spans 5 chapters and has not been edited in a long while. We all pray it has been abandoned.

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Dalton Vampire

Another self-insertion fanfic of Ariana's, this time for Glee. It centers around Ariana at Dalton Academy. She makes Kurt explode, and Blaine falls in love with her. Blaine is also the "founder of da gays" I really wish I was joking.

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True Bloo Heart

A Kite Runner fanfiction. Yes, that's fucking right. The fucking Kite Runner. Ariana is sent to Afghanistan for... some reason. She meets Assef, Wali and Kamal in an alleyway. Assef immediately falls in love with her.

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Secret Family

Po, from "Kung Fu Panda" finds out that he is the long lost brother of Assef from Kite Runner. He then has sex with Kamal, and gives birth to Spongebob Squarepants. Yeah.

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Revenge Fics

Ariana has written a number of Revenge Fics. Most common is the "Edward's Magical Piss Series" You read that correctly, by the way. Most center around Edward Cullen being unable to control his urine, and the characters of Glee flying on a machine gun. She has also written a Kite Runner revenge fic entitled "Edward's Sensei of Piss."