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Roy Philipose

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Roy "Dr.P" Philipose is a self proclaimed "super genius", philosopher, author, and entrepreneur. Despite having never made any type of product or service, he consistently raves about his "Future Cap" (cap short for capitalist) status. He gained notoriety when a video surfaced of him at the June 2014 Tesla Shareholder Meeting where he sincerely asked Elon Musk (CEO of Tesla) if he could be the Vice Chairman of Tesla or the "future CEO". He also told him he was a "level 2 stage super genius". When Mr. Musk denied his request, he began fumbling and almost crying.



The Apology

Following the Tesla incident, Roy published a cringe worthy open apology to Mr. Musk which he almost promptly deleted after it was discovered by r/cringe on Reddit.

Image of Apology

Some Highlights from the Apology:

"I had a good meal and time with the Tesla Motors Club. There is a cool picture online. I am on the left. During lunch, it felt a little awkward. I told people that I was a genius like Steve Jobs. I am no better than anyone. I am just above most people"

"My question to you Elon Musk is this? Warren Buffet has Charlie Munger as his partner. Larry Page has his Sergey Brin. Who does Elon Musk have? You could have Roy Philipose as your Partner. "


YouTube Channel

Roy has multiple videos of himself sitting in his room talking to his camera about business and Elon Musk. He talks on the virtues of dropping out of college, sex dolls, wifi, and being a Future Cap.



Royalus

Royalus is Roy's "Holding company for startups". An excerpt from Royalus.com below.

"Royalus Group has 10+ startups ideas in development. We have several startups in various stages of development. Each startup has its own mission. Startups will be created, developed, potentially sold, or closed down over time. Startups - Focus Order 1) SNetwork/ShareWi - Wifi Startup / Investor Page

2) FRecords - Music Startup 3) MBrand - S Doll Startup

Sample List (Project names are listed with startup names ready.)

Publishing Future Cap Press (book label) - Active

Education P Institute (financial education)

Product Design M Brand (s doll product) C Brand (consumer garment) B Brand (consumer footwear) S Network (Wifi on Demand)

Entertainment F Records (record label)

Kids T Brand (kids character)"

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