User:Sirkillsalot/Crazayjillay

An ignorant slut who couldn't understand the instructions on the condom box, and therefore didn't use them. Pregnant at sixteen, giving birth at seventeen, pregnant and progging again at 19, and with yet another illegitimate brat on the way in February 2006, she's disturbingly proud of her poorly made choices. She instigated the dead babies vs. teenmommies drama, not understanding that humor comes in all colors, even that of miscarriage red. She's now known as betterthannthis (better than what, condoms?) and xpecting (when you're pregnant as much as she is, I guess having a journal all about it is probably a must.)

A responsible teen mother, doing what she does best - that's all!

The favorite pastime of this poster child for failed birth control is begging for stuff via teh Internets. She can't afford clothes for her kids, but can go out and purchase a brand new car (two-door, of course - perfect for a family!), a thousand dollar camera and a tattoo. She is forever making posts about the stuff she needs for her third unplanned sprog, claiming, "someone asked if I had a registry, but you don't have to buy me stuff! REALLY YOU DON'T BUT I'M GOING TO REPOST IT EVERY DAY!!!11" Despite supposedly being a crunchy, cloth diapering, breastfeeding sheep (see pop parenting), her registry contains things such as bottles, a Diaper Genie, diaper rash cream and a plethora of other expensive baby items that she should already have, considering she already has two children under three. Seriously, she's a bigger slut than Jenna Jameson.

And the lulz train keeps on rollin'.

UPDATE: Apparently our favorite teen mommy recently popped out her third illegitimate Medicaid-sucking missed abortion appointment, made a new LJ name, starlightmom, sold a bunch of shit-stained used cloth diapers to her mommy pals in the clothdiapering community, and ran with the cash, never sending out the diapers, when her babydaddy lost his job at Wal-Mart. She was back on Ebay a week later buying books on pop parenting and pirate flags to hang in her new hovel with the hundreds of dollars she stole off of her fellow moo-cows. Oh, the pathetic irony.

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