Bella and the Bulldogs

At first glance, Bella and the Bulldogs seems to be your standard, banal Nickelodeon sitcom, with a hint of girl empowerment themes. However, as will be revealed dear EDiots, the show is elaborate propaganda, written by a cuckolding fetishist who's living his fantasies through kids' television.

Show Summary

A more malicious attack on Russia than any Western sanction.

The show centers around Bella Dawson, a 13-year-old girl in Texas who makes the school's football team after it was revealed she has a great throwing arm. The ex-cheerleader must then balance her new role as team quarterback with the reality that few want a girl on a boys' athletic squad.

The show was inexplicably renewed for a second season on March 4, 2015.

Characters

Bella Dawson: Cheerleader-turned-quarterback at Silverado West. Catchphrase is "shabooya!"

Sophie Delarosa: Cheerleader with a short temper.

Troy Dixon: The black romantic pairing for Bella. Head is conspicuously shaped like a peanut.

Sawyer Huggins: Jewish cowboy.

Pepper Silverstein: Cheerleader whose personality suggests methamphetamine abuse, a tragic reality of life in Texas.

Newt Van Der Rohe: A scrawny boy whose place on the team makes even less sense than Bella's. Somehow, the nerdy kid from 'Wendell and Vinnie' made a football team.

Cuckolding

Butler scrubbed his IMDb after the controversy erupted.

The show's creator, Jonathan C. Butler, also directed a film entitled 'The Cuckold' and is a known cuckolding fetishist. Bella and the Bulldogs contains many of the same themes as his previous works, with Bella being attracted to a strong black boy whose team number is eight, while a weak white boy is the butt of many jokes and has a team number of ninety-nine. Bella's hair constantly covers the 'dog' portion of her jersey as well, since 'bull' is a term referring to the black male who breeds with the white wife in cuckold relationships. Imagery of bulls are prevalent in the series itself as well. Of particularly note is a scene in the pilot in which the white female protagonist bumps into her black teammate and starts blushing, saying aloud "you're a big guy", to which the black teammate responds "for you", as the audience makes "oooooooooh" noises. This is followed by the weak white boy saying: "This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!", a line which receives raucous laughter.