Rachel Maddow

WARNING: This person is fucking boring.

Sadly, it's not a trap.

Virtually the same.

SHE WANTS YOU! (to figure out her sexuality).

Rachel seduces Keith with her manly, intellectual appeal.

Rachel Maddow is a "politics-obsessed" manly bulldyke lesbo who hosts yet another hopelessly idiotic "political debate and talk show" on MSNBC. She's like a sort-of-male Keith Olbermann who, defying all laws of science, manages to be even less interesting and more irritating. She's best known for confusing many people about her gender and sexuality, and inducing many false hard-ons. She is loved by all members of the liberal media, who enjoy watching a show about a borderline retarded dyke whose idea of debating is making unfunny comments about people she's never seen or talked to, from the safety of her (notably empty) studio. Her viewers compose solely of lesbians and 12 year old boys.

Rachel is a minority amongst Liberal television personalities in that she is one of the only commentators who has ever tasted pussy, although whether she has one herself is a matter of ongoing debate. Republicans find this confusing on two levels. They don't have the slightest clue what pussy actually tastes like, given their penchant for faggotry. And since many of them are pedophiles, they find her feminine manliness and lack of boobs reminiscent of their favorite Dominican boy. See Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh. Really, if it weren't for her membership with MSNBC, she'd probably be the conservatives' next darling.

The Rachel Maddow Show

	“	I love the idea that I am the voice of women. Look at me. It's like: really? The one woman in the room that is really mannish. I look like a dude. My breath even smells like fish, so I'm quite consistent.	„
	—Rachel Maddow, stating the obvious

The Rachel Maddow Show, unlike many others on FOX News and even MSNBC, is quite anti-lulz. Maddow never argues, yells at, or cuts off anyone she is interviewing or debating with on her show, and rarely, if ever, says anything controversial. She actually lets people on her show complete their bullshit-laced sentences. Her show almost always consists of the usual loony Liberal bullshit that is spawned from TV.

She got her job on the show, not very long ago when Keith Olbermann went temporarily insane and the MSNBC Gods appointed Rachel Maddow to fill in for him while he was locked up in a mental institution. Since she is so good at what she does and because Keith Olbermann is in love with her she received her own show, taking over Dan Abrams' time slot. It is speculated that nothing of value was lost. This, however, does not cover up her presence on television as proof the human race as a whole has regressed.

Even though she advocates a New York view on politics and avoids confrontation, she has an obvious haet for Mitt Romney and derives great, manly pleasure from showing him acting like a douche. A recent study has shown that Maddow's show consists entirely of awkward silences following her clunky, robot-like attempts at jokes and asinine comments pertaining to Republican politicians that alternate between stating the obvious and flaunting her persecution complex. Once again, only lesbians and 12 year old boys find this entertaining.

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Air America

Rachel also had a radio show, in which she discussed the same topics that she does on her TV show, but Air America is in a better place now. Thank God.

See Also

10/10 would bang

• Stephen Colbert
• Keith Olbermann
• Lesbian
• Gay
• Ann Coulter -A conservative well-endowed MTF version of this liberal FTM tranny.
• Billo the Clown
• Democrat
• Liberal
• Futa

External links(s)

• http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show

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