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User:XdGoethalz43/Darren Pipster
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XdGoethalz43/Darren Pipster looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys. Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery. You could also add in actual humor.
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| Darren Alexander Nichols | |
| Born | September 25, 2000 |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Residence | Indiana |
| Ethnicity | White devil |
| Gender | Male |
| Sexuality | Gay Pedophile |
| Aliases | pipster. Darren Pipster Pip Pip Peppermint City Entertainment Pip2010 |
| Occupation | Throwing tard meltdowns like a pussy and grooming minors. |
Darren Pipster (Powerword: Darren Alexander Nichols) is a severely autistic 24-year-old manchild and pedophile from Valparaiso, Indiana. He does nothing except sit on his computer and make shitty GoAnimate videos, logos, and other shit as well. Darren has groomed numerous minors OTI, and also taken pictures of his cum. He is also prone to childish rage which requires a lullaby to calm him down. Darren has driven some people almost to commit an hero while screaming, throwing autistic meltdowns, and also shitting himself.
Darren also has a crazy obsession with childish TV show Nature Cat and shitty Flash web cartoon The Rodfellows.
History
The Beginnings
On September 25, 2000, Olga Nichols took a massive shit through her vagina, and out came Darren into this world. Ever since his birth, he was diagnosed with ass burgers and would throw temper tantrums, scream like a retard, and cry for a stupid reason.
At the age of 4, Darren cracks his forehead open while running in the hallway. Sometimes when he was young, he would constantly bully people, whether in school or not. He shoved a girl in a locker because she dares to be first in class. Darren loves being first in class because he has a huge ego.
Sometime about September 24, 2013, a day before Darren turned 13, Darren created his JewTube channel known as Pip2010, so he can post his gay ass Vyond videos. On June 7, 2016, he created his own grounded series called Ronald Gets Grounded. Based on the PBS Kids television series Nature Cat, the series follows Ronald's antics that result in, YES, OF COURSE, him getting grounded. Who would have fucking knew.
The Rodfellows and LMNB
In August 2019, after he graduated from school, Darren makes a script in Google Docs for The Rodfellows' first feature film called The Rodfellows Movie, which is created by another pedophile lolcow, Dan P. Lyons. Lyons and his partner Alexander Mortensen (the creator of South Park's rip-off called Comix Minis and The Data Crew) first met him before coming on board to finish the script by October 3.
Pipster's Dox
Gallery
Fan Art
People have also decided to create some art of Darren, especially after he got exposed. If anyone who still support him, eat ass!
Trivia
- Darren's content was 100% dogshit.
- Darren looks like Keegan Salisbury, Chris-chan, and Reece Kendrick.
- Darren got his JewTube account permabanned once, but sadly he got it back.
See Also
- Autism - It's possible that the bratty pedophile has assburgers syndrome.
- Chris-chan - What Nichols might be in the future.
- CamHead - Another Pipster wannabe, except Cam was worse.
- Diogo Mendes - Portuguese Pipster.
- Fetishes
- Furfag
- Geoshea - Yet another ween who is the same age as him.
- Harvey Weinstein - Possible idol?
- Keegan Salisbury - Another ween who also acts the same as Pipster.
- Manchild - He's the definition of one.
- Mar9122 - An Asian American that is the same age as Pipster and Geoshea, the triple share much in common.
- Pedophile - It's very possible that Darren could be one.
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