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The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.
 

 
 

—The line of thinking that spawned what is now known as soyjak.party

The image that started it all.










Soyjak.party, better known as the sharty and by a plethora of other names such as Soyshart.farty, Soyfag.sharty, The 'arty and so on is a rapidly growing english speaking altchan based around the idea of the soyjak and the belief that posting and making soyjaks (known as 'jakking among the users) is a worthwile endeavor that should be pursued, documented and discussed. Most of the userbase is underage, hence the nickname soyteens or just 'teens. It started out on September 19, 2020 when it was created by Soot, and was bought by Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as the (((((((((Kolyma Network)))))))).


Beginning and inception

A picture of the /lgbt/ catalog before /qa/ was deleted by seething janitors

Soyjak as a meme began on the 4cuck /int/ board, made by an anonymous swedish poster known to the community as "The Swede." 9/10 experts agree on the conclusion that its adaptability, sociopolitical relevancy and suitability for mocking others (soyquoting) has made it a very popular meme, enjoying widespread coverage on the internets with one board in particular (/qa/) even becoming a de-facto soyjak board.

Qa, also known as kway to the seasoned poster soon thus spawned the earliest soyical arts, with the soyduel becoming a way for /qa/ posters to mercilessly troll other boards with predictably lulzy results. The Kway thoughfore soon became a thorn in the jannies' eyes, and the moderators had no option but to listen to the trannies and lock the board, turning it into a pilgrimage site for anyone retarded enough to take muh board culture or the history of the sharty seriously.


Luckily for everyone involved an imageboard, created by none other than Soot himself was already up and running for more than a year before the banhammer finally dropped on /qa/. Albeit there used to be infighting, with some kway users suggesting the sharty was a datamining effort by none other than FAGMAN and a dusty coalmine in terms of post quality, there was now no other choice than to SVBMIT to soot's benevolent rule and jak on the party instead.


Notable boards

/soy/

The titular board. Fairly active, with the 1 million GET reached on August 31st, 2022. The number of original posters is steadily on the rise and while the quality of most posts is brimstone the occasional glistening gemerald seems to drop every day or so. Common themes in posts involve concerns about intelligence agencies/datamining, moralisation or demoralisation threads, screeching at the jannies for either being too strict or not strict enough, fetishising dicks of all races, pedophilia/cp (currently scarce since Kuz blocked tor due to CP raiding) and/or soyjak posting.