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Jazz Jennings
Born October 6th 2000
Race White
Nationality American
Twitter  @JazzJennings__
YouTube @JazzJennings22


Jazz Jennings is a 22 year old trans-identified biological male who was mercilessly psyopped by his own mother Jeanette Jennings around the age of 4 into believing that he is a girl in a boy's body. Heralded as one of the earliest successful victims of sissy hypno porn in recorded history, Jazz quickly rose to celebrity-status among the alphabet community and has since been heralded as a shining example of what can happen when you convince a little boy that he really likes wearing a dress. Jazz has basically no personality of his own

I Am Jazz

"That's right, Timmy. Jewish doctors can make you into a pretty girl too!"

Jazz allegedly declared when he was only 4 years old that he felt more like a girl than like a boy. The vast majority of all children who experience such confusing feelings will resolve them on their own before reaching adulthood, absent of psychiatric intervention. While any sensible, rational parent would have simply laughed off the toddler's silly suggestion, Jazz's mother took full advantage of the situation. Fully encouraging his new identity, and validating him with praise for playing with dolls and enjoying the color pink, Jeanette began to artfully manipulate her son down a lifelong path that would reward her with social gratification in the form of fame and attention.

A reality TV series has documented Jazz's life for 8 seasons and counting, broadcasting to the entire world his personal struggles and showcasing his obviously declining mental health for all to see. His dating life has been practically nonexistent for his entire life, mainly because heterosexual teenage boys aren't interested in dating someone who has a penis. His mother Jeanette once explained on the show that, in reaction to Jazz's increasing reluctance to shove acrylic objects up his poopwound so as to prevent it from closing up, she has literally "woken [Jazz] out of dead sleep, taken the dilator, put the lubrication on it, and said 'Here, you take this and you put it in your vagina - if not, I will!'"

Medical Complications

Jazz was prescribed puberty blockers starting at age 11 and then placed on hormone replacement therapy starting at age 12. Now that he is an adult is safe to say that just about everything imaginable about Jazz's transition has gone wrong. He still clearly has the face, voice, and body shape of a young boy. Puberty blockers stunted the development of his genitalia to such an extent that, in order to perform the penile inversion procedure, surgeons were forced to substitute material from his colon. The whole thing was botched, and the resulting flesh pocket turned necrotic. Following several "revision" surgeries, Jazz has pretty much nothing between his legs but scar tissue and a urethra. His nerve endings have been obliterated, and he will never experience sexual pleasure. His piss doesn't even come out straight anymore.

As a result of trauma inflicted from a life of being a medical experiment on public display, he now suffers from severe depression, but tranny sympathizers will tell you that the real cause is simply transphobia. Shortly following his genital mutilation surgery, he developed an eating disorder and gained more than 100 lbs. in roughly one year's time. Whether his overeating developed as a comforting habit or as a result of his hypothalamus having been damaged by hormone therapy is the subject of debate, but most agree that is it likely some combination of the two.

Jazz Jennings's story now stands as the most solid cautionary tale of why it's a really bad fucking idea to give puberty-blocking drugs to little kids. He will most likely 41% himself before he's 30.

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