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User:Psychotic Dictatorship/Sandbox
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Islamic State: Team Khorasan | |
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Nationality: | Tajik |
Highscore | Killed ~139, injured 182+ |
Top 50? | 6th!!! |
Style | FPS, Co-Op |
An Hero? | No??? |
On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the London sandnigger attack 2017), four of Allah's finest commandos of the Islamic State decided to recreate No Russian IRL. As the Russian bear is
The Backstory
ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.
Remember, No Russian
They walked in, started shooting, yada yada.
Loadout
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Gameplay Footage
Spectator Mode
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First-Person Mode
Something's Burning
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Propaganda
the attack into an action movie trailer |
Not Your Usual Shitskins
This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.
They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.
Welcome to the Gulag
Let The Finger-Pointing Commence!
"It Was ISIS"
"It Was THE WEST"
- US embassy warning
- US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
- UKRAINE
- They were going to UKRAINE
"It Was RUSSIA"
"It Was SAM HYDE"
"IT WAS DA JOOS"
Graded Score
Kill count: | 139/20 (Over 180 injuries) |
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Accuracy: | 10/20 Unsurprising. |
Style: | 12/20 Nothing we haven't seen before. At least they recorded it. |
Butthurt: | 20/20 The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it. |
Bonus: | 20/20 For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war. |
See Also
External Links
- On TOW
- EDF thread
- Much more insightful Kiwifarms thread
- Even KnowYourMeme covered this
- WatchPeopleDie megathread (Need an account but a shit ton of videos can be found here. The best are already on this page though.)