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Kenneth Englehardt

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Kenneth Erwin Englehardt, commonly known as Kengle on the internet, is a fat 55 yr old tard from Rhode Island that spends his life stalking internet celebrities and attempting to befriend them.

Introduction

Kenneth is a part-time book keeper who lives in his elderly parents' basement in North Kingstown, Rhode Island. Much like Pixyteri, he has a bachelor's degree but prefers to spend his time stalking Chris-Chan on Facebook or fapping to the latest batch of Gloria photos

He's best known for clumsily attempting to befriend other notable internet figures such as Jace Connors, Pixyteri and most notably Chris Chan

Kengle will typically "adopt" the interests of the lolcows he's pursuing. The best example of this is his balant Sonichu ripoff, creatively titled "Sonichen & Rosechen". Kenneth also makes retarded art sculptures that best resemble aborted fetuses.

He's known for randomly skipping from project to project with little sense of commitement.

Discovery

Kenneth was discovered around 2013 when he began obsessively commenting on Chris Chan's Facebook posts. He also joined the Kiwi Farms[1] but was banned for being a sperg. He now has his own thread[2] on the forum, which is currently at 160 pages and counting.

Dox

Kengle is notoriously indiscreet with his private information on the internet, as a result he's doxxed himself multiple times. However, he's such a boring tard that there's literally no point to trolling him. However, he's incredibly naive and will believe just about anything you say.

Links

WARNING: WEAPONS-GRADE AUTISM

Failbook[3]

LinkedIn[4]

Sonichu fansite[5]

His latest project[6]