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Mullah Omar

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The only image of Mollah Omar that exists. This image was taken when he was detained for raping 10,000 children. Its even rumored that he raped Chris Chan.

Mollah Mohammad Omar was the cum rag of Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and America. He was the one man who was brave enough to help out his buddy Osama Bin Laden when America was being a bitch to him after the Jewish Attacks on the World Trade Center 2001 in which Osama was wrongly accused by the shifty Jews due to Osama being a easy target. Mollah Omar is considered to be the resurrection of Muhammad the Pedophile though Abu Bakar Al Baghdadi the leader of the goat fuckers known as ISIS claims he is the resurrection of Muhammad the Pedophile and that he has raped over 2,000,000 children and goats.

Early Life

Mollah Omar was born in Afghanistan to a wealthy family. His dad was a notorious heroin drug lord who was married to 30 women, 10 donkeys, 8 chickens and 2 mules. Mollah Omar up until age 5 grew up in luxury. Sadly, his dad died due to a suicide bomber that worked for a rival drug lord stormed his house and blew it up. Luckily Omar and one of his dad's wives were not there during the attack.

What is now left of Mollah Omars House.
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