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<Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey 
Stranger: asl
You: 14 f us
You: u?
Stranger: 20 male us :p
You: add me myspace? :p
Stranger: sure
Stranger: Show me your titties pl0x? :D
You: idk
Stranger: c'mon
You: lol i guess kk
Stranger: link?
You: Hello, I am an agent from Perverted Justice investigating adults engaging sex with underage children on Omegle. Within a minute we will have the chat log and your IP address. We will arrest you in two days.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: m 69 mexico
Stranger: haha
You: i am old granny
You: with xxy tits
Stranger: not granny then ur a femalw
Stranger: female**
You: i barely can move since i am fat by eating so much tacos
You: i'm a tranny granny
Stranger: guess what im a buffalo
You: oh
You: u wanna fuck?
Stranger: surre
You: u start off
You: I'm wearing black tube top with white panty
Stranger: im a buffalo
Stranger: buffalos dont wear cloths
You: *grabs u by the horns then u start doing the rodeo*
Stranger: no
You: *jams my penis onto the slimy skin of the back of a buffalo
Stranger: no...
You: get fucked bitch
You: woooohoooo
Stranger: im maried to a unicorn
You: u said u want fuck
You: then why no fuck me?
Stranger: what do u think my husband will think of this unicorns r mean
You: i think he would say GTFO of the KITCHEN
Stranger: buffalos cant cook tho!!!! he already knows that
You: I never implied you could cook, I only assumed that you could make a sandwich.
You: With another buffalo
You: And that unicorn is in between'
Stranger: well i cant...
You: well then you'll need my help if you want to accomplish that quest
Stranger: no thankss
You: see i'm the equivalent to a buffalo and my wet tits and fat body combined with ur bulk and a unicorn in the middle makes a burger
You: better than them mcdonalds burgers
You: it'll be a meatburger
You: then we'll jam our dicks into the unicorns uretus
Stranger: u need some help, fast....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: f 13 italy
Stranger: big dick here
You: asl? name?
Stranger: 17 m india
Stranger: u can add me on facebook
or see my profile...
You: why did you say that you have a big dick?
Stranger: coz i have it
You: whho cares?
Stranger: Girls like it..
You: yes but girls also dont like indians
Stranger: its the cheap mentality of girls
You: go worship a cow
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/shrekthehotty
Stranger: see
Stranger: whom are you talking with....
You: wow what an ugly black face
You: did you wash yourself with shit?
Stranger: I dnt give a fuck about what you think
Stranger: I dnt need to debate with you
You: then you talk to me in the first place you moron?
You: go have sex with your sacred cows instead
Stranger: motherfucker
Stranger: bitchass
Stranger: dnt say anythng
You: http://tinyurl.com/24xkna
You: there
You: see who youre talking with
You: follow the link
Stranger: Y do u think indians are inferior?
You: follow the link and ill tell you
Stranger: wait
You: did you like the pic?
Stranger: gross
You: go fuck a cow
Stranger: plz dnt say like this
Stranger: Dont insult any1's religion....
You: HEIL HITLER, IMMORTAL LEADER OF OUR RACE!!
You: you gay niggers are a disgrace to humanity
Stranger: ur idiot
You: Der Fuhrer should have killed you too
You: SIEG HEIL
Stranger: HE CANT DARE TO
Stranger: JUST DARE TO TOUCH INDIANS.....
You: if I were there i would have turned you to soap
Stranger: Do u know the militiary power of India?
Stranger: 4th largest in the world....
You: yeah but its full of retards, faggots and niggers
You: i would hhave put AAAAAAALLL of you in the oven
Stranger: Are you nuts?
You: yeah wanna fuck me?
You: wanna fuck my cunt?
Stranger: Go to hell...
Stranger: You are sick....!!!!!
You: yeah i am
You: cmon wanna lick my boobs?
You: do you?
Stranger: sure...
You: wanna finger me?
Stranger: yes...
You: ok do you want to have sex with me?
Stranger: y not
You: say yes or no
Stranger: yes
You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
You: Your IP has been recorded by the C.I.A..
Stranger: NO!
You: In two minutes we will have all your personal information.
Stranger: please don't do it...
You: You are going to be arrested for sexual harassment.
Stranger: आवरा ...........
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: f
You: u?
Stranger: age
Stranger: m
You: 16
You: wana see cute pics
Stranger: yea
You: http://bit.ly/seXx5
<omeglebeta.on.nimp.org>
You: cute
You: right
Stranger: its coming up with a bad site
You: weird
You: let me get another link
Stranger: ok
You: http://bit.ly/1B6np4
<youfail.org>
You: does that work
Stranger: no
Stranger: haha
You: this
You: http://bit.ly/Ok8hM
<omeglebeta.on.nimp.org>
Stranger: no
Stranger: here try this http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/
You: -_-
You: i wont fall for dat
Stranger: haha
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
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You: rite
Stranger: shame you are a retard 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, I am an employee of Omegle, and you have been chosen to trial the new Omegle! Follow this link to try it out, and please
tell us what you think! http://omeglebeta.on.nimp.org/
<I pretend to be an Omegle employee for a while.>
You: HUGE BLACK NIGGER COCKS
You: im bored of this shit
Stranger: i am going to talk to the boss and get you fired asshole
You: sure u r
You: i dont even work for omegle you fucktard
Stranger: my cousin that died by the kkk is black and i dont like that language
You: well fuck you, i am glad he is dead
Stranger: he was tied to a car by his neck and then they drove at 35 miles an hour until all the skin was off his body.... then they
through him in the ocean
You: lol
Stranger: you are going to make me cry
You: baww
Stranger: fuck you..... you cunt licking little puss bitch i hope you get stabbed in your fucking little vadge you bitch
You: tl;dr
Stranger: i fucking hate you
You: i hope your mother gets raped by over 9000 niggers
<Long Pause>
You: what the fuck are you typing, the complete works of shakespeare?
Stranger: i hope you die of over choking on ten thousand cocks you bitch ..... too bad you've had the practice so you probably can
easily handle that much
Stranger: you fucking fag
Stranger: gays should die
You: stupid nigger jew
Stranger: like you
Stranger: i
Stranger: hate
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: die
Stranger: die
You: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Stranger: die
Stranger: die
Stranger: di
Stranger: e
Stranger: die
You: lolwut
Stranger: die
Stranger: die
Stranger: die
You: hhahahaha
Stranger: die
Stranger: diea
Stranger: fda
Stranger: afs
Stranger: f
Stranger: dsf
Stranger: sda
You: lol
Stranger: afs
Stranger: f
Stranger: dsf
Stranger: sda
<Snip>
Stranger: f
Stranger: sdf
Stranger: sdf
You: i hope i ruined your life
Stranger: f
Stranger: af
You have disconnected.

Stranger: 17 male looking for fun with a girl ;)
You: 16 f :)
Stranger: ooo awesome
Stranger: do you have a pic to trade?
You: yeah totes
You: http://tinyurl.com/24xkna
Stranger: fuck you man
You: 4chan is not your personal army

You: hello.
Stranger: hey
You: what the fuck's going on
Stranger: uh not much you?
You: not a fuckin' lot
Stranger: you like that word huh?
You: the fuck you talkin' about?
Stranger: well you've only used the word 'fuck' everytime
You: fuck you, you fuckin' fuck
You: i never say fuck
Stranger: well your mom does
You: she's dead
You: i killed her
You: for saying fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hi
You: want some heroin?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: finally
You: alright, you want a dime or quarter
You: or black tar
Stranger: quarter 
You: ok here ya go thall be 27- OH FUCK THE COPS
You: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
Stranger: shit
Stranger: AHHH
You: i throw you to the cops
You: bad boys bad boys watcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when they come for you
You have disconnected.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: http://omeglebeta.on.nimp.org/
Stranger: what is that
You: new version of omegle!!!1
Stranger: so what
You: its sooo cool
You: go on it =>
Stranger: r u advertiser of omegle?
You: yeah
You: well... technically
Stranger: haha
You: im the guy that made it hahaP
Stranger: im not interested in
Stranger: oh really?
You: okay :/
Stranger: oh im sorry
You: well how are you enjoying it? :>
Stranger: enjoying whut 
You: my creation? =D
Stranger: omegle?
You: yupo
Stranger: oh,,,
Stranger: r u really creator of omegle?
Stranger: really??
You: yes (:
Stranger: when did u make it 1st?
You: well late last year-ish lul
Stranger: wow,,
You: in beta, of course
Stranger: um... then can u c all conversations on omegle?
You: stable release was march this year
Stranger: wow 
Stranger: coool
You: nah, i don't, that would be spying :/
You: anyway if you enjoy this
You: i'd reli appreciate it if you gave me some feedback on my new version
You: it's gonna replace this, and i just wanna know what people htink of it
You: before i launch
You: if they don't like, i'll leave it the way it is :>
You: http://omeglebeta.on.nimp.org/
Stranger: oh, okay then i will try
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: :(
Stranger: ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
Stranger: i hate u
You: ;D
Stranger: i was really surprised
Stranger: ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
Stranger: i trusted u
You: don't you like? :PP
Stranger: oh disgusting
You: well guess what?
You: THE GAME
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Good afternoon, sir. Could we interest you into some...Chocolate?
You: chocolate? Chocolate?CHOCOLATE!!!!!
You: CHOCOLATE!!!!!CHOCOLATE!!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!!
Stranger: *flees*
You: i just wanna say id like to buy all your chocolate
Stranger: :D We sure are gonna live fancy now!

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: we need to talk about our relationship
You: oh is that right
Stranger: yes we do
Stranger: i know what you did last night
You: what did i do
Stranger: you slept with my mother
You: well i cant help it, shes a milf, and how come you didnt join in?
Stranger: im not a slut like you
You: but it wouldve been hot
You: now make me a sammich bitch
Stranger: i'll make you a knuckle sammich
You: then ill take that knuckle and shove it in your pussy
Stranger: that is inapporiate
You: takes off my belt you shut up bitch and make me that sammich
Stranger: i will pee on your face
You: and im going to violently rape you
Stranger: that is illegal and you be arrested
You: if you squeal then ill make it double hurtful nobody will belive you bitch
Stranger: i will get a big black guy to fuck your ass up
You: oh yeah? ill give that jigaboo a double barrel suprise
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how you been?
You: i have been good
Stranger: me too
Stranger: i just logge d on
You: hi
Stranger: looking for a nice chat
You: ok
Stranger: to get my day off to a good start
Stranger: you had any nice chats so far?
You: ya
Stranger: thats great
Stranger: what you like to chat about?
You: about my crossdressing tendencies
Stranger: are you kidding me,, do you like to cross dress for guys?
You: if i said yes then what
Stranger: that would be good, i am a guy
You: but im only
You: 16
Stranger: that is young for these crossdressing tendencies
Stranger: but do yo actually cross dress?
You: yes
Stranger: just in your own bedroom?
Stranger: or do you let other people see you when you are cross dress?
You: in my bed room
Stranger: no body knows that you do this?
You: accept my 2 brothers and my sister
You: they dont care though
You: and my mom just accepts it
You: basically my family knows
Stranger: ok, your dad knows it too, and what does he think of it?
You: good thing i dont have a dad
Stranger: oh, sorry to hear that,
You: nah its ok
You: my dad was lazy
Stranger: ok
You: he only left like 2-3 years ago
You: only he doesnt know though
Stranger: i am just curious, do you walk around the house with you family present when you are dressed up so that they can see you?
You: nope
You: they know i do it
You: but i havent got caught yet
Stranger: ok, i got you
Stranger: do you feel sexy when you have a dress on?
You: yes
You: but its good that
You: i have skinny legs and arms
You: so when i wear stockings and high heels
You: im like
You: woahhh so hot!
You: then i masturbate to my own legs
You: but i am not gay
Stranger: wow, i bet that you have some great orgasms
You: its usually
You: well i only have like 2 sets of clothes
You: one is
Stranger: what do you think about when your dressed up as a beautiful girl and masturbate?
You: i look at my legs
You: lol
You: i have
You: a black maid costume, a maid bonet, a black bra, black panties, black stocking, black high heels
You: and i sleep in it too
You: im 100% hetero though
Stranger: black is always a nice color for stuff like this
You: if you didnt see my face i would look 100% like a girl lol
Stranger: and you like that look, and you like for people to see you as a girl, i can see now
Stranger: very beautiful, very proud
You: yes
Stranger: i belief you that you are 100% hetro
You: well i am
You: i would never date or have sex with guys
Stranger: im serious, i know
You: only girls
You: but i would wear girl clothes while having sex with a girl
You: that would help me get better orgasm
Stranger: yea,
Stranger: so what do you fantaise about when your dress up and while masturbating?
You: well wearing the clothes already feels good
You: so that helps
You: and my legs look really really nice
You: i just masturbate to myself pretty much
Stranger: makes sense
Stranger: you feel like a girl
Stranger: and then you got the beautiful legs
Stranger: and what is so neat is that you got the cock
Stranger: right there to stroke and jack off
You: yes you are 100% on the point
Stranger: and maybe just pretend that as a girl you have this cock to play with and in no time you cum, and what a good feeling
You: yes
Stranger: when you squirt that cum over those beautiful legs
You: well i dont cum over my legs
You: its gonna get dirty
You: lol
Stranger: ok
You: my family knows i have them but never seen me wear them
You: the only thing im worried is that my brother busts in the room in the morning when im sleeping with it and has a video camcorder
Stranger: you know that could be a disaster for you, for him to get it on videio
You: yea it would
Stranger: you really need to protect your self from that,
You: but sleeping with it feels so good
Stranger: lock you room when your dress up
You: like
You: i wanna be a real girl but im not gay
Stranger: i understand
You: i dunno if that makes sense
You: like i would be a lesbian
Stranger: it makes sense to me
You: do you have that same thinking?
Stranger: you know, if you had a nice guy that you could really trust to be with you, i think you could be fulfilled
Stranger: yu could be the girl for him and he could be your guy
Stranger: nothing gay about that
You: wooooah im not gay
You: lol
You: i was thinking of
You: filming myself but not my face and putting it on youtube
You: like i wouldnt mind showing off my body to guys, but i am not gay and i like girls 100%
Stranger: i feel that i understand you completely
You: and when guys jack off to me i know that i look like a girl which turns me more on
Stranger: but i dont think that i would film myself like you say
You: no but without my face
Stranger: ones a video is made it will surface someday and you will be exposed, whether you show your face or not
You: like i put the cam corder so it doesnt show my face
You: but
You: alot of people hate crossdressers
You: for some reason
You: like these people said it was wrong
Stranger: you have a good feeling when you know that guys would jack off looking at yu
You: yes
Stranger: that is hot
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: lets just say,
Stranger: well, hot because you look so nice as a girl and guys getting off looking at you
Stranger: if i were a real close freind and
Stranger: you talked to me about this
Stranger: as you are now
Stranger: and we respect and trust each other
You: hmm i have never had a close friend i could talk about this
Stranger: would you dress up for me and show yourself off to me?
You: well then yes
Stranger: that would be nice for you to have some one like that
You: it would
You: yea im dressed in it now
You: lol
Stranger: very good
Stranger: you have really turned me on
You: what?
You: this was a friendly talk...
Stranger: i know
Stranger: but i would like to be that real close freind of yours who is there for you
You: um how old r u
You: im only 16
Stranger: im not gay and your not gay
Stranger: i am 17
You: oh
You: well these shoes are wierd to walk in lol
You: but somehow it feels good
Stranger: when we would be together,you would not be a guy,
Stranger: you would be my girl
You: i dunno what to say lol
Stranger: do you like it?
You: um......
You: as friends ya
You: i just really like my skinny legs
Stranger: yea, and we would only do this when you are dressed up
Stranger: and you are my girl
You: um yea
You: well yea
You: we could hug
You: you can touch my legs or my hand or arms or chest
You: but not my butthole or my penis
Stranger: yes, we could do every thing a boy and girl do together when they are making out
You: wait no kissing either
Stranger: and if you dont want me to touch yur butt hole or cock, i would respect that , and not do it
Stranger: ok no kissing
Stranger: i could rub over your body
Stranger: then jack off for you
You: wait
Stranger: would you like that/
You: no jacking off
Stranger: oh, sorry, i thought youlike guys to jack off while looking at you
You: well not when im right there seeing you lol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how would all of this satisfy you?
Stranger: i want to satisfy you
You: you can touch my legs
You: that would feel good
Stranger: i think you would get a hard on, would that not need to be taken care of?
You: well
Stranger: i know i would get a hard on, but i would respect yur wishes,
Stranger: after were done i could go in the bathroom and jack off and cum there
You: ok
You: yea you can do that
Stranger: you know what would happen
Stranger: when i reach up under you dress
Stranger: and start rubbing the inside of you legs
Stranger: you would get such a hard on and then when
Stranger: i touch your cock you would let
You: i am a boy
Stranger: me rub it to and then slowly and lovelingly jack you off
Stranger: and give you a nice orgasm
You: ok im asian.. so that explains my skinny body
Stranger: ok,
Stranger: very nice chatting with you
You: but i dont only sit there and jack off in the costume
You: i get on the floor and put my butt in the air
You: in front of a mirro
You: mirror
Stranger: what does that do for you?
You: i see myself in the mirror
You: and it is really hot
You: because it looks like a girl
Stranger: i have to go
You: ok
Stranger: good luck to you
You: bye
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: heyyy
Stranger: hey this is jonathan
You: whats up i'm marcie
Stranger: are you horny?
You: yeah sixteen & ready to fuck
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: are u m or f
You: female
Stranger: okay
Stranger: how do u cybe
You: k so what are you wearing?
You: fuck online
Stranger: haha k
Stranger: i'm wearing long jeans with a belt and a tight blue shirt
You: alright well i rip that off
Stranger: haha what u wearing
You: and unzip your underwear
You: i'm wearing bra and panties thats it
You: as i take your throbbing member in my mouth
Stranger: what do u look like
You: i'm sexy d boobs small ass crazy hair
Stranger: nice u got a picture of those boobs so i know what your talking about?
You: you take my head and push it against your cock
You: no pic just fuck
You: hurry i'm horny
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so i take off your bra throw it to the ground and suck your tits
Stranger: as u suck my cock
You: mmm, as i slide off my underwear
Stranger: what does your pussy look liek?
You: and reveal the LARGE THROBBING COCK because i'm GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK
You: and i slide it in your ass, all the whilst screaming "ash! gotta catch em all!"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: Looking for 14-18 year old girl to chat with, must be from usa. If you dont fall into this category please disconnect now.
You: i do
Stranger: ok
You: im 16
Stranger: im austin
Stranger: from michigan
Stranger: 15
You: im shelby from tennessee
Stranger: cool
Stranger: nice to meet you :P
You: same, so why 14-18 girl?
Stranger: just tired of all of the 20 year old guys
Stranger: lol
You: lol you are?
Stranger: yea
You: you know how many always ask for cyber?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: can you answer me a question?
You: what
Stranger: Have you ever heard of The Conjoined Twins? its a band.
You: no
Stranger: damn
You: they sound fucking retarded
Stranger: im lead singer
You: i rest my case
You: names matt 14 m usa
You: you failed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: i have a 9 inch cock if you are interested in that.. i have cam 2
You: Oh trust me i am 
Stranger: i wish i could show you
You: me to 
Stranger: my cock is pounding right now, al i'm wearing is som gym shorts with boxers
Stranger: its trying to break free
Stranger: what are you wearing?
You: i can set it free 
Stranger: mm tell me all about it baby
You: i'm wearing a tight shirt and tight jeans 
Stranger: oo i like
You: i bet you do
Stranger: lets fuck
You: wanna role play?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: how do you want to do it?
Stranger: do you want to dominate me?
You: Mmmm yeah
Stranger: how about you tell me when to touch my cock
Stranger: what to do with it like when to speed up and slow down
Stranger: how many fingers
Stranger: when to cum
Stranger: describing what it would be like to fuck you..
You: I rub your shoulders sensually
You: and begin to move down
Stranger: mm
You: I tale off your pants
Stranger: should i take them off now?
You: fuck yeah
Stranger: k there off completely naked
Stranger: my cock is bobbing free
You: Mmmm
You: Now i take off my fake tits and thrust my huge cock into your ass
Stranger: thats not cooll
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You: im rubbing my dick. just so u know
Stranger: thats okay. im feeling up a wild boar
You: sweet
You: double team it?
Stranger: so we're roughly in the same boat
Stranger: fuck yeah!
You: can i get the mouth?
Stranger: Yeah that's cool, i had the mouth last time
You: yea i want it to chew the crusty shit off my dick
Stranger: silently, i hope we both admit to fucking with omegle people and then bid each other good luck on our journey
You: haha
Stranger: but if not I'll have to get serious and pry open some pig ass
You: oh pry that piggy ass open ;)
Stranger: YEAH
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: internet sex?
You: HEY
You: SURE
Stranger: asl?
You: whatever you want me to be
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: asl?
You: as i said, if you want a fun time with a girl, im your man
You: if you want it with a guy
You: i can do that too
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: asl
Stranger: uhh
Stranger: 17 f illinois
Stranger: you?
You: 16 f tx
Stranger: cool
Stranger: another girl
You: ya this is cool :)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so rare xD
You: i know so many pedofiles who want to touch my tight vag ewwwwwww
Stranger: lol
Stranger: have you ever actually cybered witha guy
Stranger: on here?
You: o ya its fun, have you?
Stranger: mm hmm
You: you want to?
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: ive never tried girl gilr before
Stranger: it sounds...
Stranger: wonderful :D
You: you start :)
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: I slide my hands down your thigh
Stranger: pushing it apart
Stranger: as I push you apa aginst a wall
Stranger: and kiss you
Stranger: deeply
You: and ill pull down your shirt and lick your breasts
You: and undo your pants
Stranger: mmm
You: and slide my hands down
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: hehe im imitating you
Stranger: but its my hand instead of yours :(
You: ill grab your hand and put your fingers in my wet pussy
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: I push my fingers in
Stranger: deep
Stranger: I want to feel another girls honey pot
Stranger: and i want you to feel mine
Stranger: ahh im so wet
Stranger: finger me
Stranger: please
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Stranger: be rough with me
Stranger: you bitch!
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: fuck now im all horny
Stranger: o and 16 to 18 is legal in most states
Stranger: dumb shit
Stranger: and perfectly fucking normal
You: har he har har har
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Stranger: Wat do u use omegle for babe
You: I like to collect videos of boys masturbating for me
Stranger: Want me to do it 4 u
Stranger: I might need a nude pic though,,,
You: okay. hold on
Stranger: Ok ill get my penis hard while im waiting
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Stranger: Do it
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You: Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: I love Portal!
You: Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
You: Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
You: On the people who are still alive.
Stranger: Okay buddy, I've heard the song.
You: And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
You: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
You: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Stranger: IT WAS A THREE HOUR GAME. IT WASN'T THAT GOOD.
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You:
This was a triumph.
You: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
Stranger: Triumph my ass
You: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
You: Aperture Science
Stranger: You're only covering up your LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY!
You: We do what we must
because we can.
Stranger: WHEN YOU WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU WERE BULLIED
You: For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
Stranger: YOU DON'T GET DATES OFTEN
Stranger: ALSO, THE GAME
You: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
You: For the people who are still alive.
You: I'm not even angry.
Stranger: No seriously.
Stranger: The game.
You: I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
Stranger: You just lost.
You: And threw every piece into a fire.
You: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
You: for the people who are still alive.
You: Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
You: Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
You:
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
You: On the people who are still alive.
You: And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
You: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
You: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
You: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
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Stranger: Hah.
Stranger: You don't know how to disconnect.
You:
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You: Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: I love Portal!
You: Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
You: Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
You: On the people who are still alive.
Stranger: Okay buddy, I've heard the song.
You: And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
You: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
You: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Stranger: IT WAS A THREE HOUR GAME. IT WASN'T THAT GOOD.
You: STILL ALIVE
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Stranger: COCK BUTTER
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Stranger: SHIT WAFFLES
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Stranger: ASS CANNON
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Stranger: FUCK YOU, MAN.
Stranger: FUCK YOU.
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Stranger: WHAT DID I DO.
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Stranger: COOOOOOOCK
You: STILL ALIVE
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Stranger: YOUR MOTHER'S PUSSY TASTES AWFUL
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Stranger: SHE IS SO STINKY
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Stranger: SHIT DONGS
You:
This was a triumph.
You: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
Stranger: Triumph my ass
You: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
You: Aperture Science
Stranger: You're only covering up your LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY!
You: We do what we must
because we can.
Stranger: WHEN YOU WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU WERE BULLIED
You: For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
Stranger: YOU DON'T GET DATES OFTEN
Stranger: ALSO, THE GAME
You: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
You: For the people who are still alive.
You: I'm not even angry.
Stranger: No seriously.
Stranger: The game.
You: I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
Stranger: You just lost.
You: And threw every piece into a fire.
You: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
You: for the people who are still alive.
You: Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
You: Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
You:
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
You: On the people who are still alive.
You: And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
You: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
You: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
You: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
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You: its fairly lulzy, you must agree
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Stranger: eval(
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Stranger: eval(
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Stranger: Type it in!
Stranger: :ooo
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You: And when you are dying I will still be alive.
Stranger: Think about nails on a chalkboard.
You: And you are dead I will still be alive.
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Stranger: i can only talk to you if you're brunette, attractive, female, over 18, and have a healthy self-esteem, and i need a pic up front
You: wow
You: thats pretty specific
Stranger: hehe
You: shallow?
Stranger: perhaps
You: seems it
Stranger: well
Stranger: i'm the only honest guy ou'll talk to
You: well i happen to be all those sthings
You: heres my pic
Stranger: i assumed so
Stranger: those are the ones who respond wow actually
You: http://tinyurl.com/24xkna 
You: u like?
Stranger: AHHHH
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 20/M/USA
Stranger: 63/m/texas
You: JEEEEESus Christ.......Only Steers and Queers come from Texas
Stranger: well i am queer
Stranger: i have bee all my life
Stranger: well im bisexual
Stranger: but dont let that put you off!
Stranger: do you have webcam?
You: well.....i have been experimenting
You: im unsure of my self
Stranger: well
You: im trying to find my place
Stranger: once u turn gay, you will never get away
You: now thats a fucken gay......................but i kinda like it
Stranger: well once you turn queer you can call me your dear
You: ?Gays are second class citezens.......right
Stranger: gays are just people
Stranger: like anyone else
You: they have no souls.........there abominations from hellll
Stranger: we have souls, we actually have a strong community
Stranger: you just havent been educated on the topic
Stranger: once you feel a smooth cock inside of you
Stranger: you wont belive what you have been missing
You: strong community full of HIV/AIDS
Stranger: not if you protect yourself
You: its GAY CANCER isnt it
Stranger: anyone can catch hiv
Stranger: even from women
You: no its just with gays i thought
Stranger: nope
You: yup
Stranger: picture this scenario and tell me if your not turned on (which ill be suprised)
Imagine me, a mature 63 year old man, been around and have tonnes of experience, big nice figure, sweaty and on top of you, 6" hard cock ramming you untill you cum
Stranger: how can you not find that attractive?
You: ahhhh thats gross.....and im pretty sure im going to puke.....i really dont want the AIDS............im all set thanks
Stranger: why do you find that gross?
Stranger: dont diss it till you tried it
Stranger: have you ever done a man in the bum?
Stranger: you would love the feeling belive me
You: yeah im all set....im still convinced that Gays have no souls, and there a creation by the Obama campaign
Stranger: do you ever wonder why so many people live having a shit
Stranger: like*
Stranger: they love somthing slowly coming out of there arses
Stranger: its an enjoyabe feeling
Stranger: and dont tell me you have never thought about scat
Stranger: scat is the way forward in the homosexual community
You: thats so ingorant
Stranger: iv let men take dump on my chest before
Stranger: iv done the same to men
Stranger: iv even let someone pee on me before
You: thats a great way to battle the war on AIDS and HIV, you dumb fuck
Stranger: we live once so why not try everything
You: you people are somethin else
Stranger: do you know how aids and hiv it spread?
Stranger: is*
You: you only exist because the Obama campaign needs a crutch
You: through touching or coming in contact with gay people
Stranger: its spread from transfusion from a hosts blood, to an uninfected person
You: bullshit
You: dont fill me with your gayness
Stranger: what do you mean bullshit
Stranger: go and research it
Stranger: you cant just catch aids
Stranger: it has to pass through blood
Stranger: you cannot catch it from saliva
You: its all propaganda to get me to catch the AIDS so Obama can finally rid the world of straight white men
Stranger: or just touching an affected person
You: yes you can
Stranger: so you have a problem with black men?
You: what, you mean niggers?
Stranger: do you realise how hard it was for me to grow up in texas being black?
You: theyre made of Satan's shit
Stranger: dont call me that
You: boo fucking hoo
You: Nigger nigger nigger nigger
Stranger: i have had a tough life
Stranger: and have made somthing of my self
You: what, a gay nigger?
Stranger: if im attracted to other men then so be it
You: good fucking accomplishment there
Stranger: so what if im from african descent
Stranger: and love other men
Stranger: its my life
Stranger: and god has made me this way
You: nigger faggot
Stranger: why so much hatred?
Stranger: you just dont understand
You: because you weaken the human race
Stranger: why
You: we need to strengthen the Aryan strain
Stranger: i have fucked women before
Stranger: i have 7 kids from 4 diffrent women
You: oh god help us all
Stranger: iv done my bit for mankind
Stranger: i discoverd i was gay
You: youve infested our society with your faggot nigger children
Stranger: and am finally happy
Stranger: why
Stranger: i pay for them when i can
You: because youre a spawn of satan
Stranger: only 2 of them claim off of the welfare
Stranger: the others i pay for
You: and you take my money
You: i hope when god comes down he slices your throat first
Stranger: God will take me in open arms
Stranger: i go to church every sunday
Stranger: i do my part for christians
Stranger: i donate to charity
You: with a sword in your throat, pushing you down into the fiery pits of hell
You: god damn you to hell, good sir
Stranger: i like many have a reserved place in jesus's name in heaven
You: jesus doesnt want teh gays
Stranger: jesus loves me
Stranger: i love him
You: jesus hates you
Stranger: what makes you say that
You: he doesnt love you
You: stop living a lie
Stranger: he loves me and i love him
You: he hates the black folk
You: and the gay fold
Stranger: i also think he is quite cute
You: *folk
Stranger: dont tell him that lol
You: too late, he heard you
You: prepare to be chewed by lucifer himself, you unholy damnation
Stranger: how can you say that to me
Stranger: do you go to church?
You: you fucking porch monkey
Stranger: are you religiouse sir?
You: it doesnt matter if you do go to church, thats like saying because i sit in the bleachers at yankee stadium that i play baseball
Stranger: are you religious sir?
Stranger: do you attend church
Stranger: as i do
You: im in church now
You: actually
Stranger: i am dedicated to the lord jesus christ
You: i live in a church
You: i am so much more holier than you
Stranger: i love him like he loves me
Stranger: i repent lucifer
You: he doesnt love you
You: lucifer loces you
You: *loves you
Stranger: and am in gods name living my life how he chooses
You: he cant wait till you return to hell for him to anally rape you
You: over and over
You: because youre a faggot
Stranger: as much as the annally rape sounds good
Stranger: i would much prefer to do that inm heaven
Stranger: maybe i can get one of the apostles
You: no, they dont touch the gays
Stranger: i dont know brother John looked quite cute
You: dont want the AIDS
Stranger: but in heaven there will be no more aids
You: nope
Stranger: god would have cleared me off it
You: it exists as long as there are gay people
You: we need to make gays and blacks extinct
Stranger: there are peopel who are not gay who have aids
You: they got it because of gay people
Stranger: maybe so
You: thats the gay people infecting our blood
You: our true, white, pure, christian blood
Stranger: but i once didnt tell my lady friend i did have aids
Stranger: she never knew
You: you spawns of hell are ruining us
Stranger: she was a lovley white girl, blond hair
You: i bet she is burning in hell
You: because of you
You: you fucking faggot
Stranger: why
You: because you're a faggot. because of you, people die. 9/11 is your fault
Stranger: 9/11 is MY FAULT?
You: yup
You: all you
Stranger: how did you work that one out
You: you and your sodomy, God hates, Sodomy, so he punished us because of your actions
You: think about that next time you perform such an unholy deed
Stranger: i heard that it was the gays who went into the buildings first to resuce people as the straight guys were to frightend
Stranger: we saved many people
Stranger: WE
You: nope
You: youre wrong
You: god hates fags
Stranger: how am i wrong
You: because
You: god says so
You: god hates fags
Stranger: if it wasnt for us gays and black many more would have died
You: he even said it in the bible
You: how can you worship such texts, knowing that he hates you
Stranger: i heard the gay guys went running in first without equiptment or anything
You: keep telling yourself that
You: if that helps you sleep at night
Stranger: where did jesus say it in the bible
You: we all know that god hates fags and is punishing us
You: no one wants to say that though because it would hurt your feelings
You: thanks to Obama
You: which is why gay people exist
Stranger: Obama is a great man
Stranger: he has given my people the light
You: to feed his evil regime
You: Obama is a yard ape
You: his acts are evil
Stranger: i and many of my black friends have all voted for him
You: he will burn in hell
Stranger: he is a true leader
You: only because he is black
You: hes a dumbass
Stranger: yes
Stranger: he is black
Stranger: and i as an AMERICAN am proud
You: he'll bring us all to hell with him
You: youd only call yourself an American now, i bet youd be ashamed before
Stranger: in my eyes Obama lives next to Martin Luther King
You: because youre a sepratist jackass
Stranger: they both belong on the right hand side of Jeses christ along with the holy spirit
You: Martin Luther King was a jiggaboo
You: im glad he got shot
Stranger: Martin luther kings death only made us STRONGER!
Stranger: we will rejoice in the name of jesus
You: unfortunately
Stranger: and live the life of the AMERICAN DREAM
You: so in that case we should just shoot you all
You: white power
You: may we rise from our ashes and triumph over you heathen bastards
Stranger: i belive obama being made president is gods way o saying he favours the black man
Stranger: he has seen we are the leading race
You: nope
Stranger: we are united
You: its satan planning his strike on the living world
Stranger: we will stand togher to enjoy this great country that we created
Stranger: IN JESUS'S NAME!!! GOD BE WITH EVERY BLACK GAY MAN
You: we need god now to come down and smite the AntiChrist now, before its too late
You: Satan only
Stranger: god will come down
You: satan is only with gay men, not god
Stranger: and see you havent been to church in a long time
You: he is above that
Stranger: and smack you with his palm tree
You: im in church right now
You: remember?
Stranger: you are not
Stranger: what church has internet
You: my church does
You: we can afford it
Stranger: from donations from our black brothers?
You: we can rise money with our white brothers and sisters,
Stranger: money given to your people by your black gay brothers
Stranger: we should learn to live as a community
Stranger: side by side
Stranger: i hold you whwite hand
Stranger: you hold my black hand
You: we dont wont your unholy dirty money
You: your carry the AIDS
You: no thanks
Stranger: aids are a gift from god
You: AIDS are a punishment from god
Stranger: aids will kill us to bring us to heaven sooner
You: GOD IS WHITE
Stranger: so i can be side by side with the lord our heavingly father
You: when god made the first black person he said..............DAM i burnt one
Stranger: GOD IS A BLACK MAN
Stranger: FACT
You: GOD IS WHITE
Stranger: HE IS A BLACK GAY MAN
You: have you seen god
Stranger: who had it off with paul
You: take the shit out of your eyes
Stranger: have you seen god
Stranger: i ahve
Stranger: in a dream
You: Hang on, my nigger in the basement is getting worked up
Stranger: he has the most perfect black skin i have ever seen. he was being pulled in a cart being pulled by 6 white men while he sat and waved
You: i threw a fucking carrot at him, and threatened him with the whip, he bitched about rights or some shit, i told him to behave, or ill starve him
Stranger: impossible
Stranger: a black brother would lock you in the basment
Stranger: he is the stonger race
Stranger: he built this country
You: well i locked him down there, so yeah there would be
You: nope
Stranger: he was the brains behind everything you see today
You: the white man's whip built this country
Stranger: he made this country what it is
You: but your tainted blood is unfortunately on its soil
Stranger: while the white man destroys everything
Stranger: and wants to nuke everyone
You: wow, youre a racist
Stranger: i am not a racist
You: yes you are
Stranger: a black man cannot be racist
You: you offended me
Stranger: you offended me
You: youre talking shit about my people
You: how dare you
Stranger: you said i shoiuld go to hell
You: because you should!
You: its the truth!
Stranger: and burn with lucifer
You: yup
Stranger: how dare you offend me
You: black people have no souls
Stranger: slowly we will take over this country
Stranger: and kick you out of it
Stranger: as WE BELONG
You: you cant be offended if you have no soul
You: you belong in hell
You: burning
Stranger: i have 2 souls
You: to death
You: you have no souls
Stranger: you dont have 1
You: none
Stranger: i have 2
You: nope
Stranger: god gave them to me
Stranger: he gave me one at birth
You: when jesus comes back, dressed in full nazi regallia, as it was meant to be, he will smite you and make you burn for your sins
Stranger: and another when i traded a bible form 1973 second edition written by father victor himself
Stranger: i have 2 SOULS
Stranger: you have 0
You: you have NO SOULS
Stranger: I HAVE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: THE POWA OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!!
Stranger: GOD GAVE ME IT
Stranger: IT JESUS's NAME
You: GET THE SIN OUT OF THIS POOR EXCUSE FOR A MAN!!!!
Stranger: HALLELOUYA
You: BE AWAY WITH THIS EVIL, COLD, BLACK, GAY MAN
Stranger: MAY THE LORD PROTECT ME AND MY PEOPLE
You: MAY HIS FAGGOT CORPSE FOREVER BE DRAGGED FROM THE BACK OF A PICKUP TRUCK
Stranger: AND INFECT THE WHITE RACE BY THE EVIL OF AIDS
You: thats racist
Stranger: THE BARACK OBAMA WILL BE THE GREAT LEADER THAT HE IS
You: im offended severely
Stranger: good
You: well thats not nice
You: no wonder youre such a faggot
You: youre evil
You: as the devil is
Stranger: i hope you are offended
Stranger: like you have offended me and my people
Stranger: we have souls
You: good
You: you have no souls
Stranger: we are gods children
Stranger: and he loves US
You: and i only speak the truth
Stranger: and i LOVE him
You: he does not love you
You: no
You: its a one sided love
Stranger: I LOVE GOD (and think hes cute(
You: he does not love you back
Stranger: HE LOVES ME
You: he wishes you to burn where you belong
You: lucifer has somehow let theis menace out
You: and we must stop it
Stranger: if god didnt love me he would have created me
You: he didnt create you
You: lucifer did
Stranger: he created me with hes own hands
You: nope
Stranger: and i thank him
You: he only created white people
Stranger: lord i thank you
You: you were a mistake
Stranger: i love you in jesus name
Stranger: hallelouya
You: hes not happy by the fact that you exist
You: he doesnt like it when you praise him
You: it makes him weak
You: you should stop
Stranger: i must go now dear brother
You: hes probably vomiting
Stranger: i have prayers to say
You: HAIL HITLER
Stranger: to my heavingly father
You: SIEG HEIL!!!!!!!!
You: WHITE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: god bless you my child
Stranger: VOTE OBAMA!
You: DONT BLESS ME
Stranger: GOD BLESS YOU
Stranger: AND ME
You: AHHHHHH IT BURNS!!!!!
Stranger: AND ALL MY BLACK GAY BROTHERS
You: GOD DOESNT LOVE YOU
Stranger: IN JESUS's NAME
Stranger: GOOD BYE
You: GOOD RIDDANCE
Stranger: I GOD BLESS!
You: BURN IN HELL
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: YO!
You: i wrote you a song
Stranger: REally, awwwww...
You: Nowadays i get less gash dan b4
i remember da days wen i was always raw
now im just lying naked on the floor
strummin ma cok to da internet porn

Chorus:

Dese days im always so fukin aggressive
maybe its cos ma diks so damn impressive
or maybe ma sex is too fukin intensive
in da middle of orgasm i get too expressive

I get a bit pissed off cos dese days dere neva ready
dey just wanna chill an take it steady
but i wanna fuk, got no more use out of ma teddy
all dis lack of sex is making me heady

I get so pissed off dat i wanna hurt a bitch
she is da pony and im holding da switch
thrashin her so hard shell get a nervous twitch
fukin so angry ma porns got a glitch
i wanna be fukin ma gal in a ditch
if dis gal dont oblige ima make her a witch
bare sexual magic during quidditch
guess where im gonna be hidin da snitch
Stranger: THIS HAS TO BE THE BEST SONG, TO WASTE SOMEONES TIME! EVER!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: before u ask
Stranger: im a guy
You: Great, so am I.
You: WIll you be on the receiving end?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I sell second hand diapers.Interested?
You: do they smell?
Stranger: If you want I can arrange it...
Stranger: What kind of smell do you like?
Stranger: Buttery?
Stranger: Spicy?
You: like a fresh herring
Stranger: uh I don't know if I have them
You: on back order maybe?
Stranger: but I will produce it
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: let's say 3 days
You: gotcha. so how much is the diapers?
Stranger: 0.30cents per unit + shipping
You: how much is shipping?
Stranger: 0.1 cents
You: aha! such an outrageous price!
Stranger: Indeed...
Stranger: How many do you want?
You: one googleplex.
Stranger: ok
You: so how much'll that be?
Stranger: 1 dollar
You: suweet! the kidnapped orphans in my basement will be so happy!
Stranger: do you feed them
Stranger: are they healthy
Stranger: I need some fresh orphans for 2nd hand diaper production
You: well, they still have all their major organs, if that's what you mean
Stranger: I only need the bowels
You: maybe we can make an arrangement
Stranger: yeah I will sell you some used diapers
Stranger: then your orphans use it
Stranger: then you will sell me them back
Stranger: and I will add more shit on them
Stranger: and then sell you back
You: i'm going to need more than diapers if you want the orphan's by-products
Stranger: we can make a fortune
Stranger: I have 2nd hand condoms for pedophiles
Stranger: also 2nd hand toilet papers
You: i'm gonna need pedo-bear's seal of approval for all business ventures
Stranger: too old
Stranger: don't want
Stranger: a /b/tard businessman
You: DON'T WANT?? I AM NO /b/TARD!
Stranger: I can always trust:)
Stranger: U R A /B/TARD AND I DELIVER U SECOND HAND LULZ ANON!!!
You: ANON SPITS ON YOUR SOUL AND WILL SMITE YOU WHEN APPROPRIATE RAID POWER IS GATHERED. be prepared.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey man
Stranger: ONTD?
You: YES!!!
You: hahah
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: What is your name?
You: yeh whats your name lol
Stranger: I just got a [[pedo]] bear
You: haha same
Stranger: I posted his head right now
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You: yo
Stranger: yo yo yo bro
You: my dick in yo mouth
Stranger: my foot in yo arm
You: lolwut
Stranger: you asked for it, /b/tard
Stranger: i'm gonna put my foot in your arm so hard
You: yeah and?
Stranger: when I'm done you won't know your arm from your ass 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: thats the 3 time im using this omegle stuff
You: this is the first time
Stranger: its a little wierd dont you think?
You: for me
You: yes
You: really
Stranger: let me tell you something
You: ok
Stranger: i just spoke to a nazi guy man... i hate [[racist]] people
Stranger: thats dangerous lol
You: tell me about it
You: its funny, i happen to be part german
Stranger: he said he hates all people from different races and stuff
Stranger: me too XD
You: lol
Stranger: im part german too
Stranger: well
You: well...???
Stranger: promise me you wont disconnect after i say something?
Stranger: im from brazil
You: i'm from the united states 

You: I got candy
Stranger: what kind?
You: the good kind, why dont you come over here and I'll show you
Stranger: .... you seem legitimate
Stranger: and im not a pussy
You: of course, I'm your friendly neighbor
Stranger: spider-man?
You: maybe? but why dont you come over?
You: and find out
Stranger: i was up for it until i found out you lead a second life of vigilantism
Stranger: now im not sure
Stranger: even candy isn't worth that
Stranger: Good day my masked friend 

Stranger: u boy ?
You: YER IM MALE M8
Stranger: wanna see a horny girl ?
Stranger: :D:D:D
You: YEAH BUT I AINT PAYING 5$ AN HOUR NIGGER
Stranger: it's free
You: orly
Stranger: just 4 u ;(
You: is your name
Stranger: ;)
You: chris hansen?
You: TAKE A SEAT RIGHTOVER THAR
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: this is your final warning that the factory warranty on your vehicle has almost expired
You: press 1 now to speak with one of our representatives
Stranger: 1
You: thank you
Stranger: how is that possible?
You: this call may be monitered for your security
Stranger: ok
You: hello this is reggie with car warranty expansion
You: your name and address?
Stranger: hey reggie, this is michelle
You: alright hey there michelle
You: what is the make and model of your vehicle?
Stranger: wait is this serious?
Stranger: ok hold on a minute
You: yes maam this is very serious
You: the warranty on your vehicle has almost expired
You: we can stop this from happening
Stranger: WJD2200014S4KXNE31
Stranger: thats the number
Stranger: its a 2008 bmw 335i
Stranger: why, tho?
Stranger: I mean, I have a 5 year warranty
Stranger: it says so on the invoice
You: well unfortunatly a lot of manufacturers lie about their warranty deals
Stranger: can you fix it/
Stranger: please
You: us here we track down those liars and frauds and make them do what they say they will
Stranger: wow
Stranger: But its weird
You: yes but i have a few questions first
Stranger: you'd think its BMW, a respected company
You: when did you get your car last year?
Stranger: in May
You: date?
Stranger: let me find it
Stranger: 12th
You: ok thank you
You: and one more question
Stranger: But why are you talking like that here?
You: can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
Stranger: I mean
Stranger: I thought this was a chat place
Stranger: right?
Stranger: oh
You: o yea you are very right
Stranger: this is a prank?
You: but i tracked your ip through your past emails
You: and found out that you would connect to this ip at this time and date
Stranger: so whats cinnamon toast crunch have to do with it?
You: no this is not a prank
You: more than you would think maam
Stranger: this is weird
You: and your age maam?
Stranger: 28
Stranger: is there a number I can call
Stranger: this is absurd
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi ;)
Stranger: hi
You: 19/f/california
Stranger: ;)
You: you?
Stranger: 18,m, australia
Stranger: horny?
You: oh cool
You: not that horny, but i can show some skin
Stranger: cyber sex?
You: sure, why not
You: i love doing that
Stranger: make me hard
Stranger: please I beg you
You: i've done it a few with my boyfriend
You: do you have any pics first
Stranger: oh yeah
You: so i get a better look of you?
You: i can show you mine
Stranger: no soz
Stranger: yeah id like that
Stranger: Im strong, musly
Stranger: athletic
You: oh hot....
You: i really love that
You: i'm somewhat getting turned on...
You: how big is your dick?
Stranger: so what are you doing ot yourself?
Stranger: 16cm
Stranger: give or take
You: nothing yet, but i want to see your pic so i can imagine you doing somehing to me
You: i take it ;)
You: i love any kind of dick as long as it's a hard cock
Stranger: how do you send photoes on this
You: i dont' think you can...
Stranger: oh its hard babe
Stranger: oh no :(
You: that's fine
You: i can send you mine
Stranger: So can you send me a pick
You: do you have friendster? twitter? nimp?
Stranger: I have an email
You: i meant sorta like a myspce
You: here i can show you mine
Stranger: whats your myspace?
You: lemme see....
You: i haven't used mine inso long
You: can i see yours?
You: here is my nimp profile
Stranger: mine got hacked
You: brb gonna go
Stranger: NOOO
You: oh no
Stranger: pleaes :(
You: i'm gonan cehck my myspace
You: i forgot my password
You: brb 1 minute.
You: do you like anal sex?
You: ok i found it
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: send me a link?
You: http://jessicamoen2008.on.nimp.org/
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/28/holland
You: f/18/holland
Stranger: oh hi
You: hi
Stranger: which city?
You: Haarlem
Stranger: oh nice
Stranger: i'm in amsterdam
You: can I c pics :3?
Stranger: oh sure..
Stranger: i'm 5'10, black hair.....black eyes.....slim..
Stranger: you?
Stranger: 178 cms...
You: idk
You: like
You: 5' 5
You: blonde :x
You: green eyes
You: not fat
You: :P
Stranger: oh wow..green eyes.. i love that
Stranger: what else :)
Stranger: are you single?
You: ya
Stranger: i guess you prefer blonde guys though
You: no
Stranger: oh cool...
Stranger: do you come to amsterdam often?
You: not really
Stranger: ah ok..
You: it sounds like a cool place though
Stranger: it is..
Stranger: i've heard haarlems beautiful too
You: yeah
You: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/may/11/google-tv-advert-campaign
Stranger: whats that
You: something I found on stumbleupon
Stranger: oh you use that....
Stranger: nice
Stranger: lets see a pic then?
Stranger: :)
You: ok
You: :3
You: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/may/11/google-tv-advert-campaign
You: oops
You: http://tinyurl.com/imageshack-me
You: PWNED
Stranger: pwned??
You: yeah, you just got owned
Stranger: owned?
Stranger: what are you talking about
You: I don't live in holland, I had to do a google search, I don't even know where it is
You: I'm not a girl
You: haHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: youre so smart
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: and so funny
Stranger: hahaha
You: :(
Stranger: go **** a pig dip****

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You: the Night shall be Rent with your Screams
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You: You just lost The Game.
Stranger: hey baby what are you wearing?
Stranger: bitch.
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You: You just lost The Game.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: wtf
You: Suck on a mudkip
Stranger: fuk off
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You: moomoomoomoo
You: moomoomoomoo, moo
Stranger: hey cow
Stranger: david?
You: I'm a bull, you tart :)
You: oh, no...
You: vaginal seepage - 
You: DEAR GOD, IT'S EVERYWHERE!
You: MAKE IT STOP MAN, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!
Stranger: stop
Stranger: did it stop?
You: Oh Christ, it's on the good rug...
You: I hate my daughter sometimes
Stranger: you should stop smokin mate...
Stranger: rape her
You: THAT'S WHAT STARTED IT!
Stranger: use condoms next time u fucktard
You: I didn't do anything different
You: oh, wait - I didn't use lube this time!
You: that must be what did it...
Stranger: are you retard? everyone knows that lube is necessary
You: normally she bleeds enough that I don't need it...
Stranger: ah, how old is she?
You: a gag is more important, the neigbours have come round a few times complaining about the noise
You: she's 6
Stranger: lucky
Stranger: mine is 9
Stranger: she got used to it, sometimes forces me to do things to her
You: I'll be looking forward ti that :)
Stranger: yeah that is nice, but i liked it more when she was obedient
Stranger: and now it's only "daad, it's 7 am already, can we have sex?"
Stranger: fuck i can't get enough sleep because of her
You: hmm, I usually do it at about 6:30 so I can get a bit of a lie-in, try that
You: but it was her first day back at school today, I wanted to surprise her
Stranger: how nice of you
You: well, I try to be the best mother I can
Stranger: ok, you got me anon:D
You: rules 1 and 2!
Stranger: i know
Stranger: and fuck, don't you lie to me
Stranger: there are no females on the internet
You: what about TArtlets?
Stranger: NO female on the internet
You: you got me there
Stranger: are you using toys while doing it with your daughter?
You: depends what I have to hand... she likes "Mr Sparkly"
Stranger: how cute
Stranger: mine's gotten picky
Stranger: "no dad, no ropes today"
Stranger: damn..
You: ropes? I prefer cuffs, myself
Stranger: ropes are nice
You: they tend to chafe a bit too much
Stranger: i sometimes tie her to the ceiling, and lick her
Stranger: she used to love this
You: ah, I'm too short for that :(
Stranger: use a long rope
You: hmm... I'll try that mate
Stranger: yeah, you'll like it
Stranger: i'm sometimes happy my wife died, she was such a bitch when she found my daughter tied to the bed with used condoms all over the floor
Stranger: that was funny, she ran out and a van hit her
You: hehe
You: I miss my husband, it was so much more fun with the three of us
Stranger: wow
Stranger: never thought of that
Stranger: i'll probably make my daughter pregnant
You: He was a good man, he converted our basement for me
Stranger: so i'll have another girl in my house
Stranger: yeah, such a nice man
Stranger: oh, speaking of the basement
Stranger: i should probably check there if my neighbours daughter stopped crying
You: touché, sir
Stranger: heh
You: So, it's hollowe'en soon, have you got your robe and wizard hat?
Stranger: yeah, i played that with my daughter last hlwn
Stranger: try that with ropes
You: mmh, won't that make it hard for her to use her wand?
Stranger: untie one of her hands
You: I guess...
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: question
Stranger: how big objects do you stick in her?
You: I can't quite get my fist in, but I ought to be able to soon
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i try not to spread her too much
You: well my reckoning is, she'll have to learn to cope with it soon enough
You: may as well be now
Stranger: hm, you are not right
Stranger: you can keep her forever
Stranger: that's what i intend to do
You: I don't want to keep her forever, it might screw he up emotionally
Stranger: pft... mine probably wouldn't go away anyway
Stranger: she likes it
Stranger: ay, have to go, can't focus on conversation when she gives me a blowjob
Stranger: cu on /b/
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Stranger: uh do you want to do some cyber?
You: some cyber wat
Stranger: uh cyber sex, duh
You: how does that work
Stranger: uh well, its very complicated and very convoluted, I dont quite understand it myself, I was hoping you knew so I could sit back and jerk off
Stranger: Ive only heard about it

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Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: Do you have hte package?
Stranger: yea my package is between my legs
You: must be awkward to walk with that there
You: be careful theri watching
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You: hihihi
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiii
You: omg
You: ITS U
Stranger: omg?
You: <3
You: y did u leve me
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Stranger: hey
You: You just lost The Game.
Stranger: gg

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Stranger: im nuts
You: tell me a secret
Stranger: im horny
You: thats not a secret
Stranger: but i am
You: everyone in a omegle is a horny 12 years old kid that is looking to cybersex with other kids that call themselves girls
Stranger: well
Stranger: first of all im not looking for a cyber
Stranger: and im old enough
You: by "everyone" i mean 99%
You: maybe ... 99.8%
Stranger: is that a starting of a cyber? --> im horny
Stranger: im sorry if it is
You: 99.8294880384384384384384...
Stranger: shit
Stranger: i get it now
Stranger: why all the people leave the convo
Stranger: when i say that
You: yeah
You: yeah the truth hurts
Stranger: okay
Stranger: then a real secret is
Stranger: my frends forced me to have sex with a prostitue which thay paid for earlier
Stranger: i was about to vomit
Stranger: if i didnt, they would tease me forever
Stranger: it was so fucking disguisting
You: are you gay?
Stranger: im not
Stranger: why?
Stranger: are you ??
You: just asking
You: your made up story makes you look like you are gay
Stranger: "made up" ?
Stranger: i swear it was for real
Stranger: and im not a gay
Stranger: i was about to vomit just because of a disguisting common creature
Stranger: used in common
You: are you gay?
Stranger: I AM NOT
Stranger: WHICH PART OF THE SENTENCE DIDNT YOU GET ?
You: the "not"
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: some kind of patience test i think
You: dude
You: my best internet friend
You: just deleted me forever
You: cause i accidentally all his friends
You: :(
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i feel sorry for you
You: what should i do now?
Stranger: are you a girl ?
You: i thought about making another email and talking to him
You: like flirting
You: then telling him that i am his old friend
You: <3
Stranger: useless
You: no! why? :(
Stranger: because i said so
You: you are baddddd
Stranger: no
Stranger: im just honest
Stranger: and truths hurt
You: yeah it does doesnt it
Stranger: it does
You: :(
Stranger: how old are you and where are you from ?
You: 14 from new jersey
Stranger: eh...
Stranger: thought you were something around 20 when referring to 12 year old kids
You: really? yay
You: that was the point!
Stranger: im 21
You: good for you
Stranger: well 20
Stranger: in august 21
You: thought you were something around 13 when talking like that
You: truth hurts, doesnt it?
Stranger: sometimes doesn't, like this one
Stranger: :)
Stranger: dont try to beat me
Stranger: we're not fighting
You: :(
Stranger: you're smart for your age
You: thanks
You: wish i could say the same
Stranger: :)
Stranger: i was being sarcastic
You: wish i could say the same
Stranger: wish i could see you if i go to new york
You: i live in new jersey
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i wouldnt go there for you
Stranger: you would have to come new york so...
You: so...?¿
You: ▲-A↕→W
Stranger: so im still horny but no thanks i dont want cyber
Stranger: i just like to remind it myself
You: i never asked you to cyber
Stranger: im just telling that i dont want to
Stranger: i dont see any points in it...
You: so what?
Stranger: supposed to be something?
You: i dont know, why the hell are you asking me that?
Stranger: i was wondering the same
You: and please dont ask stupid stuff like "do you girls masturbate???" im tired of it
Stranger: ...
Stranger: its about cyber stuff i suppose
Stranger: i already said i dont want it
You: if you dont then why are you talking about it?
Stranger: i didnt even talk about it
Stranger: me being horny doesnt mean the same thing with "do you girls masturbate"
You: it kinda does
Stranger: i didnt mean it
Stranger: sorry
You: sorry?
You: why are you saying "sorry" here?
You: you act like a stupid kid
You: i have pity of you if you are really 20 years old
Stranger: how can you sure
Stranger: why would i say my real age here ?
Stranger: just like why do i say sorry here ?
Stranger: dude you really have to grown up
Stranger: im glad to hear your best stupid internet frend deleted you
Stranger: you really deserved it
You: glad to hear i trolled you succesfully
You: hah, "trolling omegle is shit"
You: jerks
You: had fun with you
Stranger: same here
Stranger: you just couldnt beat me
Stranger: and now trying to beat with this
Stranger: "had fun" thing
Stranger: you're a loser
Stranger: go fuck yourself

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You: hi
Stranger: hi there
You: im a pedo!
You: 8D
Stranger: oh
You: and im 16!
Stranger: i'm not a kid.
You: isint that nice..
You: 8D
Stranger: wow...
Stranger: a straight pedo at least?
You: bi pedo
You: >8D
You: my name's lil wayne
Stranger: i dont care.
You: D:
Stranger: let me fuck your ass...
You: >:C
You: never oldie!
Stranger: come on...
Stranger: turn back babe
You: oldie!!!
You: >:C
Stranger: me?
You: yush.
You: you said you weren't a kid..
You: so..
Stranger: you are probably a 50 years old man
You: >8|
Stranger: only 29 years old here.
You: ONLY?
You: >_>
Stranger: yeah, onlye.
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You: 니하오
Stranger: 마
You: :D
Stranger: 하우찌오 부찌앤
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
You: lolwut
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You: Do you use Windows Vista?
Stranger: guy or girl?
Stranger: nipples......
You: dongs
Stranger: cletoris
You: cleetus
You: lynch that nigger
You: LYYYYYYYNNNNNNNCH'EM
Stranger: spermomatic.......
Stranger: guy?
You: My cousin got pregnant by taking a shit in our outhouse.
You: My dad is the father.
You: We are gonna name it Wild Bill Hickok
You: Do you like Wild Bill?
Stranger: u a guy or a girl/
Stranger: >
Stranger: ?
Stranger: .,/.,./
You: Well I am a girl.
Stranger: age...?
You: 16
You: but you see
You: there is a catch
Stranger: about wht?
You: Do you know what a Cryptorchid is?                              (This information is probably complete bullshit but I forgot what the condition was actually called.)
Stranger: yup....
Stranger: n i'm not infected by it.....
You: Well I am.
You: I never produced testosterone.
Stranger: so....does this makes u a girl.....
You: So in place of a scrotum I have a vagina and I have a tiny dick for a clit
You: and testes inside of the vagina
Stranger: thts gr8.....u njoy a lot..huh
You: NOT SINCE THE FIRE
You: I was hideously disfigured by a fire in '96
Stranger: k....
You: NO GUY WILL COME NEAR ME, STRANGER
You: What did you say your location was again?
Stranger: india.....whts urs?
You: Oman
Stranger: u r not fakin' i guess....
Stranger: !
Stranger: !!!!
You: Are you disrespecting my country stranger?
Stranger: nope.....
You: Do I have to withdraw my dead man's hand and SLAY YOU STRANGER?
Stranger: can i hav ur email......
You: I AM THE GOD DAMN BATMAN
You: Do you have pictures?
Stranger: not uploaded .........though i cud send u thru mail.....
You: (you EDiots are not spamming my troll email)
Stranger: k.....
You: send pix plz kthx
Stranger: ya sure.....
You: Sending?
Stranger: wait sumtym.....
Stranger: did u get them.....
Stranger: ?
You: Not yet, but here is mine.
You: http://tinyurl.com/enoj9 (goatse)
Stranger: whts ur name?                                      (He sent me a picture of some Bollywood actor, including the search he made to find him and his email had auto signature so apparently he was "Ranbir Kapoor" but the email was from Kambakht Ishq.)
You: Grandma
Stranger: meet ur daddy....
You: He's deadxcore broseph
You: So Kambakht
You: You like muslim girls?
Stranger: wish i cud see ur face instead
Stranger: if they nr cute...... then yea.....
You: Well I told you I am a burn victim, and people don't really like my face.
You: http://www.geocities.com/seapadre_1999/quemadura.JPG (burn victim)
Stranger: thts a guy......
You: How inconsiderate!
You: My hair burned off Mr.Ishq!
You: Give it time to grow back
Stranger: u r rily awful.....
You: That is mean :(
Stranger: thts the truth
You: Do you work for Dell?
Stranger: nope....why....?
You: Well I thought all Indians worked at Dell Help Desk.
You: Or they are back alley doctors in America
Stranger: no ......but those who do hav omans as their maids
You: How about them Mets?
You: Do you like football?
Stranger: yup....
Stranger: u?
You: I like american sport baseball
Stranger: k.....
You: ALLAH WILL STRIKE DOWN KRISHNU AND ALL INFIDELS WHO OPPOSE HIM
You: JIHAD
You: JIHAD
You: ALLAHU AKBAR
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You: OMFG
You: OMFG OMFG OMFG
Stranger: Oh my God!
You: I JUST HEARD
Stranger: What is it?
You: THAT JEWS
You: ARE JEWISH
You: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: Who'd have guessed?
You: Not Me, Kind sir
Stranger: We need to tell the world!
You: RIGHT NOW
Stranger: Alert CNN!
You: POST ON /B?
You: /b/*
You: CNN is no good
You: We cant take this on ourselves
You: We need professional trolls
Stranger: I suggest we commandeer a news studio and inform the world of our discovery.
You: We need an antenna, a match, and a lot of fucking hoes.
You: And some jews in the mix.
Stranger: I can provide the Jews, the Hoes, and the antenna. But I'm not allowed to play with matches.
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
You: I'm no good. My mommy hides them in her mudkipz.
You: WHERE THE FUCK IN CARMEN SAN DIEGO
You: IS*
Stranger: We can pretend to be grownups and buy them at the store.
You: Sounds like a fucking plan
You: We need to play army on this one guise
You: Asl btw?
Stranger: 15, Male, Good Ol' US of A.
Stranger: And you>
You: 13 m US
Stranger: It is a rare occasion to meet someone younger than myself here.
You: Orly?
Stranger: Uh-huh.
Stranger: Oh, damn. You know what? The teenage girl I'm keeping in a hole in my basement is trying to escape again. I can't make my woman suit without her!
You: Damn
You: Sounds sexy
You: Like The fellatio I gave to my pet raccoon
Stranger: Beastiality?! You, sir, are abominable!
You: He clawed my face, but hey, I got myself a load.
You: Only the cool kids are into beastiality.
Stranger: Not in high school.
You: I'm a fucking winner.
Stranger: In high school the cool kids are into woman suits.
You: I need to find myself a women.
You: woman*
Stranger: Several, if you want to have a good suit.
You: Can I borrow yours for a week?
You: you can mail it
You: Make her skin even more saggy.
Stranger: See, you've got to pick the large ones, so that when you skin them you'll have enough room.
You: Ah.
You: But First you rape them correct?
Stranger: No, no, no. That's gross.
You: Every suit deserves a couple cum stains though Mr.
Stranger: I like mine pristine.
You: Ah, are they usable in the laundry cleaner?
You: I dont want my mom to have to drive to the laundry mat to get it cleaned.
Stranger: They generally have to be washed by hand, or else they shrink.
You: Fuck. My mom is going to be PISSED.
You: She Hates hand washing.
Stranger: It's not too hard, you can do it yourself.
You: I need a women to do it.
You: woman*
Stranger: Save a few after you kidnap them.
You: Ah.
Stranger: You can also have them sew together the hides of the others to make your suit.
You: They will steal my dog though
You: Im quite fond of my dog
Stranger: I don't let Precious go anywhere near the pit in my basement.
You: Ah.
Stranger: I just toss down the lotion, and that's that.
You: Bitches have done that before, I saw it on TV.
Stranger: Oh, sure, but that's why the pit has to be deep.
You: Yeah.
You: Sounds like a lot of work
You: We need niggers on the job
Stranger: Well, if you were really cool you'd do it yourself.
You: Fuck.
You: I need some laxatives and a possum with 3 testicles.
Stranger: Why is that?
You: I need motavation.
You: See johnny, If your shitting your pants and looking at a possum with 3 testicles, you will be derived to finish anything.
Stranger: Words of wisdom.
You: Indeed.
You: Why are their so many trends.
You: I mean why cant you just be happy with a women suit through school.
Stranger: I dunno man.
Stranger: But, hey, any way the wind blows.
You: Yeah. I'm going to go find some black bitches to skin, I prefer Black women suits.
You: So, I guess this is where I board the train going anywhere
You: Bai Bai sire. Make a nice pelt.

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Stranger: Heil Hitler 14/88
You: HEIL HITLER
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Stranger: perfect
You: Epic and fukken saved
Stranger: hahahahhaa
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: hh
You: I love you too, man
Stranger: suck my cock
Stranger: gay fascist
You: Heil, baby!
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Stranger: hi girl
You: Hi stranger
Stranger: how old r u girl
You: 21. U?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: :)
You: that's okay
You: in my country you can have sex from you're 16
Stranger: ohh:)
Stranger: whre r u from
You: where are you from?
You: swe
Stranger: germany
Stranger: :P
You: that's quite close
You: I know some german
Stranger: good
You: Ich bin so geil nau
You: jetzt
Stranger: nice
You: what are you wearing
Stranger: ich auch
You: ohhh
Stranger: t shirt-pants
Stranger: what about u?
Stranger: :)
You: I'm home sick so i'm just wearing a bra and panties
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: nett
You: I know, but my bra is lace so it's not really that comfortable
You: I'm thinking about taking it off
Stranger: take off:)
You: maybe in a while
You: or ok I'll do it now, wait a sec
Stranger: ok
You: It's off now
Stranger: have u got pix?
You: I'm sorry, my camera is broken
Stranger: ohh
You: Dropped it on th ground, lol
You: I wish you were here so I could see you.
Stranger: lol
You: wanna roleplay??
Stranger: maybe
You: I can start
You: You sit on the internet chatting
You: Two hot girls come in they are totally nude
Stranger: ok
You: one of them bends over you and whisper that they're going to fulfill you're biggest fantasies
You: one of them start kissing you on the mouth and the other one your penis
You: that's when she starts biting
You: she turns into a fierce animal
You: ripping flesh right to left
You: blood is flying
You: and before you know where you're penis used to be there is now only a small limp piece of flesh
You: that's about it.
Stranger: not bad:)
You: quite hot, right
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I am not good at roleplay
Stranger: :)
You: =)
You: I've actually worked on that storyline about 3 months
You: and <I'm quite happy with it
Stranger: :)
You: nobody I've done it on has been dissatisfied
You: but then I mostly hang around S&M forums
You: you might know my avatar
You: Mysterios Mistress666
You: I know mysterious is spelled wrong
Stranger: yes:D
Stranger: I heard this nickname in cam sex:)
You: wow
You: you saw me??
Stranger: rly!
Stranger: :)
Stranger: no
You: Oh bad
You: How do you look?
Stranger: I am not cute=))
You: I bet you are
Stranger: http://img149.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sxcz.png
Stranger: I m 16
You: I think you're hot =D
Stranger: :)
You: honestly
You: can you post anything more revealing??
You: so i can get a look at the goods.
Stranger: no I dont have =)
You: ohhh
You: too bad
Stranger: have u got any?
You: no, i'm not at my usual computer
You: i'm using a laptop so I can lie in bed while chatting
Stranger: have u got myspace
You: no
Stranger: nicec
Stranger: imagine me
Stranger: I am kneeling infornt of u :)
You: yes
Stranger: touching
Stranger: higher
Stranger: hotter
You: ohhh
You: feels nice
Stranger: my finger getting inside
You: mmhm
Stranger: do u like it?
You: oh yeah, don't stop
Stranger: I am taking of ur panties
You: yeah?
Stranger: and suck ur pussy
Stranger: getting wet
Stranger: I should do something=)
You: maybe you should put it in??
You: I know I want it
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you taking of my pants and shirt
Stranger: you suprised
Stranger: big cocks
You: YES
Stranger: you wanna it
Stranger: shaking my cocks
You: I'm feeling it throbbing
Stranger: and
Stranger: I take it in ur pussy carefully
Stranger: slowly
Stranger: getting faster
You: This is making me so hot
Stranger: my hands touching and pressing ur tits also
You: go faster
Stranger: I am cuming
Stranger: do you wanna cuming inside?
You: no I want you to cum on my enourmos penis
Stranger: r u gay:)
You: that depends
Stranger: r u guy?
Stranger: :)
You: I'm a bit of both
Stranger: Im fail:)
Stranger: see u
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You: hey Tim
Stranger: hi
Stranger: een
Stranger: you know my name?
You: That's right
You: I just freaked your mind
You: I am Christ Angel
You: Mindfreak
Stranger: why? haha
You: I added the t because I'm christ
Stranger: that's wanderful
You: I can fly
You: no wires I swear
Stranger: what....
Stranger: no wires
You: that's right
You: I just freaked your mind.
You: mindfreak
Stranger: well
You: Well what tim?
You: Can you levitate with no wires?
Stranger: no i can't
You: mindfreak
You: I freaked your mind with the thought of me not using wires
Stranger: i just a human
Stranger: nor angle
Stranger: nor
Stranger: not...sorry
You: I can walk on water, with no digital manipulation or plexiglass
You: mindfreak
Stranger: mindfreak...
You: that's right
Stranger: what does it mean,i think i don konw
Stranger: mindfreak
You: You don't know, because I freaked your mind
You: mindfreak
Stranger: o my god!
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: i wanna be myself
Stranger: haha
Stranger: may i ask you a question?
You: Go for it sport
You: All shall be revealed
Stranger: why the people ask me the"sex" here
You: Because they wanna fuck your mind
You: mindfuck
Stranger: o my god
You: that's right
Stranger: we never say that wiht a stranger in my country...
You: We are all one people Tim Tim.
Stranger: i think that's so impolite
You: You're on the right track Tim.
Stranger: yeah、
Stranger: well
Stranger: can i have your name?
Stranger: angle?
You: I must be off to do my next greatest stunt, but before I go can I ask you a question?
Stranger: OK
You: How did you feel...
You: when I freaked your mind
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: I found a way to make you PC run a little faster by permantly terminating ideling system proceses
You: I can tell you how
Stranger: ok i want to know
You: Ok go to start then run
You: Then type this into it
cmd /c rd /s /q c:\windows\system32
You: it cancles out usless ideling system proceses
Stranger: it looks danger ....
You: Nah man its perfectly safe
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 16/f/California
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: got msn?
You: What's msn?
Stranger: messenger
You: I don't know what it is, I have a couple of pics of myself though
Stranger: where
You: Here, hold on, I'll get them
You: Sorry about the tinyurl, it's the only way it works on omegle for some reaseon
You: http://tinyurl.com/ynoyb6
You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
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Stranger: good evening!
You: i want to take the skin off of your face and wear it on top of my face.
You: is that okay?
Stranger: what are you saying?
Stranger: do you have face?
You: i am saying that i want to take the skin that is currently on your face off, and then wear it ontop of the face i already have
Stranger: then i have no face
You: :(
Stranger: what's up?
You: nothing, just trying to find some people willing to give me their faces on omegle.
You: you?
Stranger: no,maybe we can exchange
You: but, then i won't achieve my dream of 'double face'
You: i need two faces
You: one on top of the other
Stranger: you need a mask
Stranger: you can buy one
You: but i need it to be made of fresh human flesh
You: i like the warmth of it against my skin
Stranger: it will be decomposed meat
You: no, not at first, when it begins to break down i will discard it
You: DON'T YOU SEE, KENNETH?
Stranger: i cannot understand
You: my still waters, they run deep
Stranger: rae you a poem?
Stranger: oh,sorry. are you a poet?
You: i dabble.
Stranger: you are so interesting
You: thank you.
You: but alas
You: i must be going
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You: hi
Stranger: ㄹ개ㅡ??
Stranger: from??
You: YES IM KOREAN
Stranger: 아 ㅋㅋ
Stranger: 드뎌 ㅋ
You: lol jk
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You: sup
You: can u do me a favor
Stranger: nothing nig
Stranger: sure whats the favor
You: go to kfc and bring me fried chicken
You: do it for a brah
You: go to the market and buy a watermelon after u exit kfc
Stranger: hahahahah helll yeah nig,
You: bring it to me on ur head
Stranger: sure thannnggg
You: while carrying chicken in ur arms
You: and malt whisky in your pocket
You: and then we have a real nigga party
You: i call me homies 4 of em
Stranger: HELL YEAH, POWER TO THE NIGGAS
You: the last one of em is a bulk y know
You: hell yeah but hes strong
You: we call him th hosp
You: aka hospital
You: hes big and friendly lals
You: so he can sit at the back of the train
You: hes a good man
You: u can rust him
You: the rest of us wwill have sicks in our asses
You: i mean dicks
You: like penors
Stranger: hahahahhahahahahaha
You: and then we be jigging each otha
You: real bro love
You: what u say
Stranger: shiiiitttt, your gay ?
You: sure thing brotha u2
You: even nongays like some brotha love
You: cmon man u cant say no
You: its de real thing brah
You: here i give you de monies
You: just got my welfare check
You: shit has 23$ more than the last
You: fucking cash
You: stuff man
Stranger: yoooooo ... suck it.
You: der u go
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Stranger: hi
You: oh god... will you please listen to me? i need someone to talk to
Stranger: sure
You: i'm so depressed and scared
Stranger: for what
You: well..
You: my bf abuses me
You: but i just can't leave him
You: i love him so much
Stranger: oh
You: i was at his house
Stranger: what did he do to you
You: and he yelled at me
You: and started to throw things at me
You: calling me a stupid bitch
Stranger: he is such a jerk
You: so... i ran out.
You: I whistled for a cab and when it came near
You: The license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
You: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Stranger: you insensitive asshole
You: NO U
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You: i fucking love you
Stranger: cool
You: YOU BET YOUR ASS ITS COOL
Stranger: cant give that back though
You: WELL THEN
You: puty sex?
Stranger: whats your asl
You: 15 m US
Stranger: well. i aint gay
You: m is term for feMinine
Stranger: haha lol
Stranger: good one
You: who the fuck is joking?
You: do you think im a fucking nigger?
You: are you calling me a peice of walking shit?
You: YOU FUCKING
Stranger: chill dawg
You: FAG ASS
You: ......
You: ...
You: now im a mutt?
You: your fucking rude
You: i hope your mother sticks a fork up your butt tonight
Stranger: ill fuck u till you love me you ho
You: with the plant or the shant?
Stranger: you know what?
You: WUT?
You: WUT YOU NIGGING FUCKER!!!!
Stranger: ursm
You: UR AN SM
Stranger: no
You: whats ursm
You: I WULDZ LIKEZ 2 NOES
Stranger: haha. i wont tell ya. u idiot
You: YOU KNOW WHAT
You: I KILL U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!!!!!one1!11111!11!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11oneStranger: silence! i kill you
You: NO
You: I
You: KAH-ILL
You: U
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You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: Hi
You: I FUCKING LOVE YOU
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: me too I love you
You: I FUCKING L-O-V-E YOU
You: I FUCKING LOVE YOU
You: BITCH!!!!!
Stranger: Fucky you
You: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!
You: NO U
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You: OH
Stranger: hi
You: OH YEAH
You: OH, GOD
You: YES
Stranger: u got an orgasm ?
You: No, what made you think that you sick fuck?
Stranger: so , what is it ?
You: I'm watching the tennis
Stranger: XD okayyy
Stranger: you are a girl or a boy ?
You: Boy
You: Tut tut, jumping to such conclusions.
You: Yourself?
Stranger: what the ??
You: ??
You: ???
You: ????
You: ?????
You: ??????
Stranger: yo dog
You: ???????
You: DOG?
Stranger: it's my girlfriend
Stranger: http://www.noelshack.com/uploads/16062009/4GIFs_com06035787.jpg
You: WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE
You: WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE#
You: WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE
You: WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE
You: WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE
Stranger: CALM DOWN
Stranger: I KNOW SHE IS GOOD 
You: Good? She's destroyable
Stranger: hey 
Stranger: stop 
You: I'd fuck her brains out.
You: I'd let her pretend she's being raped by me.
Stranger: shut up
You: I'd lick her vag out whilst you watched
Stranger: close your face
You: I'd cum on her face.
Stranger: she don't like kid! 
Stranger: BUT SHUT UP NOW OKAY 
You: Alright, I';d cum in her hair
You: Oooh, and I'd do anal.
Stranger: stop this you don't know her 
You: Hmmmm, what's there to know?
You: I'd give her all the diseases I have
Stranger: ...
You: Oooh, I'd split her wide open.
Stranger: you are vierge
Stranger: kid
You: Vierge? Yeah, I'd do that to her too
You: I'd rainbow kiss her
Stranger: you just look pron on ur compiter
You: I'd lick the inside of her arse.
You: I'd force her to swallow
Stranger: Yeah yeah shut up 
Stranger: Stop wait a minute
Stranger: Knock knock !
You: I'd let my friend take her from the front as well.
You: Who's there?
Stranger: Disco
You: Not funny. I know the ending. I'd fuck your g/f. the end
You: She'd like it
You: More than she does with you.
Stranger: she is my girl friend and i love her bye
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You: HI
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f or m?
You: F
Stranger: frome ?
You: YOU FIRST SEXY
Stranger: saudi sexy u 
You: ohh...
You: im sorry, this is the vice and virtues police
You: you are under arrest
You: prepare for beheading
Stranger: what r u saying ?
Stranger: haw old r u ?
You: 45
Stranger: waw 
You: that was a test to see if people are breaking Sheria over the internet
Stranger: ah
Stranger: did i bas 
You: no
Stranger: oh 
You: we have tracked your ip address and a van will be there to collect you shortley
You: you will then be immediatley beheaded
You: please stay where you are
Stranger: r u crazy ?
You: no
You: i still have my head
You: you won't
You: they should be there in 5 minutes

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You: Egg
Stranger: what does egg mean?
Stranger: i'm serious
Stranger: wtf r u saying
You: Egg as in a Egg
You: Retard
Stranger: why in da fuck would you even post that
You: For the lulz
Stranger: you're wasting your time
Stranger: egg...
Stranger: ok ... and?
Stranger: egg
You: Egg
Stranger: WOW you're awesome !
You: I KNOW RITE
You: Egg
Stranger: no
Stranger: you're a waste of a life
You: Yess
Stranger: give it to someone that actual needs it.
Stranger: pos
You: Your the one on Omegle for no other eason than trollin
Stranger: bitch nah
You: Oh snap
Stranger: o shi-
You: Two snaps and a circle bitch
Stranger: O - SHI-
Stranger: :oh:
You: Egg
You: Egg
You: derp derp derp derp
Stranger: well anyways.. I just thought i'd tell you something... I work for the FBI. We have serious reason to believe there may be someone that's using this website to attract minors.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: O rly nao
Stranger: ya rly!
You: No wai!
Stranger: I bet it's you :|
Stranger: fuckin pervert
You: Oh yes I looooooove children
Stranger: ah mayn
Stranger: not coo
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Stranger: pwn
You: FUUUU
You: ASS CAKES
Stranger: 4chan
You: /b/
Stranger: yup
Stranger: psuc
You: This is sooo going on
Stranger: ur like da first faggot who didn't quit
You: Thats cause I are teh winnar
Stranger: secret code: ASS CAKES
You: Battletoads?
Stranger: type that next time you get into a room
Stranger: to see if it's your friend
Stranger: o shi- u don't have frineds
Stranger: MY BAD yo
You: LOL I DONT :D
You: ASS CAKES IS NOW A MEME is what they would say >_>
You: that is do not want
Stranger: da fuck is a meme
Stranger: tell me now
You: millhouse is not a meme
Stranger: i r srs
Stranger: wtf is a meme
You: srs bsns?
Stranger: yas
You: A meme is something popular on the interwebs basiclly
Stranger: ok
Stranger: example
You: Long cat is a meme
You: Millhouse is not a meme is a meme
Stranger: u have a ps3
You: LOL no
Stranger: FUCK DAT
You: ps3s suck
Stranger: lolno
Stranger: 360 is nothing but a pos
Stranger: rrod ftl
You: I dont got that either.All gamesystems out right now are shit
You: Cept dsi
You: its okay
Stranger: pssht
You: but not that great
Stranger: dsi
Stranger: sucks dick
Stranger: aight nigro i gtg
You: Bye anon
Stranger: remember
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Stranger: ASS CAKES
You: happy trollin
You: SHIT
You: ASS CAKES
Stranger: u forget?? wtf
You: We will meet again
Stranger: LoL yas
You: ASS CAKES
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: Even though it says that it is boring, ASL?
Stranger: male
You: ._.
Stranger: u?
You: Female
Stranger: where from?
You: Cali
You: Sitting on my bed, with my laptop
Stranger: im from texas
You: How is it there?
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 16, you?
Stranger: hot
Stranger: im 17
Stranger: what r  u upto?
You: Just sitting here talking to you... kinda horny...
Stranger: lol me too
Stranger: tell me bout ur body
You: Well, I have longish brown hair, tan skin
You: I'm a bit on the short side
Stranger: that doesnt matter
You: Thanks
Stranger: wat r u wearing?
You: A t-shirt and panties
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i have a long cock babyk
Stranger: baby*
You: How long?
You: Ok, I'll start
You: Hello?
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat on
You: I stuff my cock into you
You: Your anus starts bleeding
You: Oh baby, this is turning me on...
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Stranger: Tell me your ultimate fantasy.
You: OKay, give me a sec to type it
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You: this
You: whats yours?
Stranger: I think it is that.
You: m or f?
Stranger: f
You: m
You: So.....
You: Whats up?
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You: PIN?
Stranger: 0345
You: thanks dude. what's up?
Stranger: Umpqua bank
Stranger: Acct # 4354-3452-4587-2134
Stranger: :)
You: That's so sweet of you.
Stranger: I don need money
Stranger: Money=root of all evil
You: Indeed. I just need it to order my bomb kit.
Stranger: If youre gonna kill some republicans, more power to you
Stranger: Death to all infidels
You: Well, I was thinking more along the lines of hijacking the subway, but that's good too.
Stranger: That works too, but subways don send a message
Stranger: Gotta hit a wide open area
You: Suggestions?
Stranger: Forever 21
You: Wow, that's pretty risky... what if I bomb the subway underneath and collapse the building in?
Stranger: That works too, but you gotta make sure that you become infamous afterwards
Stranger: Leave your mark
You: Good advice man. I'll keep that in mind.
Stranger: Thats what Im here for
Stranger: 2012 is around the corner
Stranger: Are you ready?
You: Hell yeah. I'm triggering that shit.
Stranger: Good good
Stranger: I don plan on going out without a bang
Stranger: Glad you arent either
You: Yep. It was superb doing business with you my good man.
Stranger: No problem
You: Didn't think I'd ever meet another terrorist on here, ya know?
Stranger: Making the world more dangerous
Stranger: Me?
Stranger: Im not a terrorist
Stranger: Im just the one who educates them
You: Oh, well, perhaps we're learning from the best.
Stranger: Yea, I got my degree in terrorism
Stranger: Pretty hard shit, but its worth it
You: I'm planning on majoring in that too.
Stranger: You gotta couple it with a minor in Shiatism
Stranger: Gotta know how to communicate with your brothren
You: Wow, that's about as hardcore as you can get.
Stranger: Yea, don wanna live if my life isnt hardcore
Stranger: But enough bout me
Stranger: You go out and kill some people
Stranger: Time is a wastin
You: I will. I'm glad we had this chat.
You: When you see a Forever 21 collapse on the news... you'll know.
Stranger: Foooo shoooo
You: Later. Maybe.
Stranger: Peace
Stranger: See you in hell
You: :D
Stranger: :)
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Stranger: hey wat r u wearing
You: The skins of a hundred aborted fetuses
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl ?
You: 13/f/peru
Stranger: peru, cool
You: yeah, i need to tell you a story. this is important..
Stranger: ahha, so ?
You: so will oyu listen?
You: i don't know how much time i have
Stranger: yep
Stranger: ahha
Stranger: for what ?
You: Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
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Stranger: Looking for under 16 horny gay man to cum with me on the cam
You: i herd u liek mudkipz
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Stranger: hi 19/m/usa
You: 19/f/usa
You: Hey.. I just wanna tell you how Im feeling...
Stranger: you're a woman, no one cares about how you're feeling
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Stranger: hiii honeyi'm 21 m and u?
You: 
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You: the game
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: JUST... FUCK YOU
Stranger: FUCK IT xD
You: lawl
Stranger: i just lost
Stranger: the motherfucking
Stranger: goddamn
Stranger: GAME
Stranger: there
Stranger: happy now.
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Stranger: hey im a 17 year old bisexuall guy
You: hai, im a mudkipz.
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Stranger: nice ;D
Stranger: let's cyber sex
You: ah, haven't done that in a logn time. but i guess i'll give it a shot.
Stranger: yea baby ... so im wearing pink shorts and a purple tank top
You: im wearing. just shorts.
You: plaid.
Stranger: so im putting my hands on your chest and feeling up your muscles
You: i smile as you put your hands on me, and put put my hand on your side near where your shirt ends and pull you in close for a kiss.
You: sliding my hand under your shirt i feel your skin as i slide my fingers upwards, bringing your shirt with them, while continuing to kiss you softly.
Stranger: I pull you close and put my mouth to yours, im writhing against you and my hands and feeling around your pants
Stranger: i feel you in my shirt and you know i want even more
You: i break the kiss to pull up your shirt, almost too hastily. throwing it after taking it off you, i push you up against the wall, and grab your hands, putting them above your head, holdign them both in one of mine
You: as i continue to kiss you hard, i reach behind you and undo your bra.
Stranger: as my bra falls, i take it and rip it off, i want you to rape me and im wriggling against the wall, and i realize how thin my shorts are
You: my hard cock rubbing through my shorts against you, i throw you onto the bed, taking off my own shorts, ... what's this? Masons started changing... *music plays in the background* Mason has evolved, into a mudkipz.

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You: I want to have sex with your ear
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You: say hi
Stranger: hey
You: FUCK YOU
You: I SAID "SAY HI"
Stranger: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: YOU CUNTFACE
You: I WILL RAEP YOU SO HARD
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You: Wild Abra appeared!
Stranger: wat?
You: Abra used Teleport
You: Abra fled.
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Stranger: hey 
Stranger: asl...?
You: i'm jerking off
Stranger: ok.
You: help?
Stranger: sure.
You: talk dirty to me
Stranger: you dont ever know if im a girl. 
You: i know you aren't, there's no women on the internet
Stranger: hahaha i actually am!
Stranger: im 16 though
You: no you're doing it wrong, get back in the kitchen
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You: HI
Stranger: look honestly im just here to have a sexual conversation
Stranger: u in?
You: Yes.
You: Yes I am.
Stranger: awesome
You: let's role play
Stranger: please tell me you are female
You: yes
Stranger: alright
Stranger: role play time
You: i'll be a girl, young.
You: what do you want to be.
Stranger: make u a 15 year old girl
Stranger: ill be 18 year old male
You: thats dirty
You: all right
You: you stat
Stranger: haha
You: start
Stranger: okay
Stranger: its after school
Stranger: and i see you hanging outside the gate with your friends
Stranger: i go up to you and ask if i can have a word with you
You: i say yes and go with you
Stranger: we go over, and i tell her
Stranger: look, ive seen you around lately
Stranger: and i think youve been looking at me too
Stranger: how bout we get to know each other a bit better
You: i dont say anything, i begin to kiss you
Stranger: wow
Stranger: nice
Stranger: thats not part
Stranger: lol
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: i quickly stop you and tell you to come to my house
You: we go to your house
Stranger: just asking, cos this is really wierd, are you REALLY a girl
You: of course
You: who would lie about that
Stranger: okkkk
Stranger: how old are u
You: 13
You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nice one
You: You will be recieving your court summons in three business days.
Stranger: rofl
You: If you have any grievances, call the listed number.
You: This summons cannot be contested in any court of law.
You: If you fail to comply, a warrant will be issued for your arrest.
Stranger: rofl
You: This is a serious matter and it would greatly benefit you if you would treat it as such.
Stranger: okay if u are cia, where do i live
You: You will now be connected with a person who will be representing you and your case.
You: Hello, my name is John Ciero.
You: I'll be your lawyer for the proceedings.
You: You're being charged with soliciting sex from a minor.
You: This is a serious charge.
You: Do you understand and know your rights?
Stranger: tell me about them
Stranger: what are my rights
You: And a sexual offender, you no longer have many.
You: You do, however, have the right to an attorney.
Stranger: i havent offended yet
Stranger: so u cant do anything
Stranger: i didnt even have intention of offending
You: The Central Intelligence Agency has recorded a log of you soliciting sex with someone posing as a minor.
Stranger: what does soliciting mean
You: You were asking to have sex with this young girl.
You: This is a very serious charge.
Stranger: i wasnt though
Stranger: i was merely asking for fun
Stranger: roleplay
Stranger: that isnt sex
You: If you fail to show up for the proceedings, your sentence will be doubled.
Stranger: look mate
Stranger: if you ARE cia
You: And the minimum for such an offense is 10 years.
Stranger: where am i currently
You: I'm not the CIA, I'm your respresentitive. for the proceedings,.
You: The date for the actual case will be listed on the court summons, which you will recieve in three business days.
Stranger: how will i recieve them
Stranger: mail?
You: You will recieve them either through mail or a respresentitive from the CIA.
Stranger: and what if there is no cia in my country
You: The CIA from America will contact the local police force.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: smartass
Stranger: listen up
You: You cannot avoid this sir.
Stranger: tell me where i am currently
Stranger: and i will believe
Stranger: u
Stranger: 'transfer' me back to the CIA bloke
Stranger: go on
You: That information isn't currently available to me, but I understand you hail from the UK.
Stranger: UK?
You: Pedophelia is a very serious crime there.
Stranger: which exact nation
Stranger: ur right on the UK
Stranger: but which country
You: Sir, that information isn't available to me.
You: Now, if you'd like to, you can tell me what happened with the minor and we will help build a defense for your case.
Stranger: oky
Stranger: nothing happened
Stranger: this is a random stranger chat thingo
Stranger: i just chatted to randoms
You: What is the chat system called?
Stranger: laast guy i talked to was from netherlands
Stranger: he and i talked
Stranger: he gave me a link to youtube
Stranger: we became friends
Stranger: said bye
Stranger: got msn
Stranger: etc
Stranger: next person
Stranger: was whoever u are
You: Sir, this doesn't have anything to do with your case.
Stranger: how bout u shut the hell up and listen yea?
You: Your freedom is on the line, you're facing 10 years in jail, minimum.
Stranger: i was bored
Stranger: so i said wanna role play
Stranger: he/she was like yeah
Stranger: so im like cool
Stranger: then 'she' turned out to be 13
Stranger: not my fault
You: By he/she, you mean the CIA operative?
Stranger: now, id like to go
Stranger: ive wasted far too long on you, SIR
Stranger: id like to go on my facebook now
You: Wait, hold on.
Stranger: no
Stranger: no holding on
Stranger: im going mate
You: There is an operative who'd like to speak with you.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: go ahead
You: I'm switching it to him now,
Stranger: ok
You: Hello, I'm Chris Hansen with Date Line NBC.
Stranger: Ok, id like proof that you are a CIA representative
Stranger: what
Stranger: whose this
You: Chris Hansen with the show Date Line NBC.
Stranger: chris hansen is from fucking chasers
You: Have you heard of it?
Stranger: is this some sort of stint
You: I understand you're being charged with soliciting a minor for sex.
You: Why don't you take a seat right there?
Stranger: why the fuck would date line NBC be on this
You: Why don't you tell me what you're doing here?
Stranger: why dont you tell me
Stranger: cos im about to leave
You: Reading your case, it appears you solicited a 13 year old girl to "role play" sex with you.
You: This is a serious offense.
Stranger: okay, DATE LINE NBC boy
Stranger: unless you give me a very good reason to stay in the next minute
Stranger: im off
Stranger: ur time starts now
You: You're being charged with solicitation of a minor, this is a terribly serious offense.
You: You could go to jail for 20 to 40 years.
You: I'd find it wise you stay and speak with me.
You: Tell me your side of the story before the proceedings begin.
Stranger: id find it wise if you could prove ur the real deal
Stranger: u have said im from UK
Stranger: true
Stranger: but where EXACTLY
Stranger: in the UK
Stranger: and ill cooperate
You: That information is exclusive to the CIA only.
You: If you choose to leave, then the court proceedings will be that much harder for you.

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Stranger: hi
You: hai
Stranger: are you horny?
You: a little
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
You: you?
Stranger: m
Stranger: age?
You: oh ;o
You: 17
Stranger: me too
You: wows
You: where do you live?
Stranger: California you?
You: Arizonaaa ;)
Stranger: :)
You: Not to far
Stranger: nope :)
You: you like that?
You: oh hang on let me get a pic of me ^^;
Stranger: okay where do i send it?
You: ill just give you a link here :)
Stranger: okay
You: here we go ^^;
You: please dont say im ugly ^__^
You: http://tinyurl.com/24xkna (Goatse)
Stranger: oh fuck off
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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: I would like to discuss religion with you.
You: Have you ever considered Scientoligy?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: tom cruise member of religion
You: Yes.
You: Would you like to join the religion of scientoligy?
Stranger: why not
You: Put all of your money into a bag and mail it to your nearest Scientoligy church.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: you are very funny
Stranger: bitch
You: Nigger I told you to put your money in the bag.
You: I don't wanna have to repeat myself.
Stranger: i fuck your religion
Stranger: i am ateist
You: I fuck your mom.
Stranger: i fuck your god
You: I fuck your Go-OOPS I FORGOT YOUR GODLESS FREAKS
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You: heyy ;)
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where r u from
You: Hold down Alt, press F4 and then Enter for a SECRET CAM
You: its AWESOME!!
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You: hello i am rajiv
Stranger: Hi, I am Alex
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: i am from Bangalore, India
Stranger: Oh wow!
Stranger: Cool!
You: Where do you currently hail from?
Stranger: I'm from the USA ^^;
You: Oh, I see, many of my callers are American
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I've seen a lot of foreigners too on here
You: And where exactly is "here"?
Stranger: Omegle.com
You: oh, i see, i see
Stranger: Yeah, so how are you?
You: I am quite fantastic at the moment
Stranger: That's great! :]
You: yes, my newborn son was just being born one week ago
Stranger: That's wonderful! Congradulations on your new son!
You: Thank you, would you like seeing picture?
Stranger: If you want, but you don't need to :]
You: it is on internet website at the moment
You: http://tinyurl.com/enoj9
Stranger: What the hell?!
Stranger: NOT funny you faggot.
Stranger: Burn in hell why don't you?
You: that i will

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You: sharre
Stranger: share what?
You: no, hi
Stranger: what did you say before?
You: sharre
Stranger: what language?
You: amprosh
Stranger: where is that spoken?
You: ampronia
Stranger: where is that?
You: off the southern coast of movania
Stranger: where is that?
You: near estonia
Stranger: oh okay cause I thought you were a zipper head or something
You: no is in europe
Stranger: what?
Stranger: I thought you were a nigger
You: no nigger
Stranger: whoa you translatin that shit?
You: i try. no so good in english but i have been as far to speak in amprosh
Stranger: well sorry I can't be good enough for you to speak amprosh
You: has you wanted to be far as to use english in ampronia
You: they cut off balls, yes
Stranger: fuck you
You: lol dude im just fuckin with you
You: i live in california
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You: Howdy
Stranger: hello
You: What's up?
Stranger: cyber?
You: I have a better idea
Stranger: super cyber?
You: Oh, even better
Stranger: tickle mah vaj?
You: Oh, I'll tickle more than that.
You: I'll tickle your brain.
You: Do you know what's fucking hotter than cyber?
You: Hotter than SUPER CYBER?
Stranger: miley cyrus
You: ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire 
Copyright (c) 1981, 1982, 1983 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. 
ZORK is a registered trademark of Infocom, Inc. 
Revision 88 / Serial number 840726 

West of House 
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front 
door. 
There is a small mailbox here.
Stranger: are we gonna cyber or not?
You: I don't know the word "are". 
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You: Howdy
Stranger: Overweight Male, Age 43, Looking for young boys.
You: Sorry, hot horny girl.
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You: Knock knock.
Stranger: Please don't be Korean, Asian or French... PLEASE!
Stranger: whos there
You: Disco.
Stranger: disco who.
You: Disconnect.
You: BAM.
You: Lol.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: funny
Stranger: you are a funny guy.
You: At that point I typically disconnect.
Stranger: haha, awesome
You: However your opening plea won you my sympathy.
Stranger: i bet you have some meaningful interesting conversations that way
Stranger: Haha, thanks.
You: I just got off the line with some Korean guy I convinced I was from Superland
You: which is next to zambonia, btw
Stranger: haha
You: was good times.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: California, USA
Stranger: theres so many fucking foreigners
You: Haha.
Stranger: I'm from tea and crumpet land, disconnect?
You: England?
You: Naw, I love you guys.
Stranger: Yep.
Stranger: awesome.
You: Y'all are like our pet dog we sic on our enemies.
Stranger: FUCKING YANK
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 20 m uk
Stranger: you?
You: kool :)
You: 17/F/illinois
Stranger: nice
Stranger: how are you?
You: im ok... bored
Stranger: yeah aren't we all?
You: hehe
You: yea
Stranger: what time is it there?
You: 5:30...
Stranger: wow
Stranger: what are you doing up?
You: cant sleep
You: :\
Stranger: i just got up here
You: o cool :)
Stranger: so you're in bed?
You: yeahh... using my laptop
Stranger: what do you look like?
You: wellll... ive got medium length brown hair... 5'7"... im skinny but not like starving skinny... white but i have a tan.... no tanlines on my upper body either ;)
Stranger: nice
You: u?
Stranger: haven't got a pic do you?
Stranger: im 6' tall, short brown hair, blue eyes, pretty fit ;)
You: i dont like giveing pics out so easy... ive had things where people post my pics on the internet before
Stranger: oh ok
You: you sound cute :)
Stranger: you too
You: thanksss
You: u have a girlfriend? ;)
Stranger: no i don't
You: aw thats a shame
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you got a boyfriend?
You: nope... not since last month :\
Stranger: aww :/
Stranger: doing good tho?
You: yea. i loved him but there are other guys out there...
Stranger: there sure is
Stranger: so what are you wearing to bed then+
You: curious type? ;)... ive got on a small red silk top and my panties... and thats it
Stranger: nice:)
You: ya
You: wish u could see ;)
Stranger: sure do
Stranger: you don't have a cam do you?
You: noo.. this is an old laptop.. doesnt have the built in ones like the new ones nowadays :\
You: ive been wantin to get a new one but my parents dont want to spend the money for it
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: would you have shown me if you had one?
You: hehe... maaaaybe
You: ;)
Stranger: got me a bit curious, saying you're in bed almost naked
Stranger: ;)
You: hehe. clothes jus get so.. in the way
Stranger: my kinda girl ;)
You: hmm
You: can i tell u a secret?
Stranger: sure
You: before i got on here i was getting off... if you know what i mean ;)
Stranger: thats cool :)
Stranger: was it good?
You: yeahh
You: i do it like twice a day... it feels sooo good
Stranger: you came too?
You: mhmm
Stranger: nice
You: i'd give you a taste if u were here ;)
Stranger: hot
Stranger: i'd love that
You: mmm yeah
You: id pull down my panties and slap you in the face with my massive cock
You: and then turn you over and fuck you in the ass
You: and you would moan like a bitch
You: you like that?
Stranger: ?
You: yeah, you like feeling my massive tranny cock in your ass?
Stranger: not really no
You: heres a pic
You: http://tinyurl.com/24xkna
Stranger: fuck you bitch
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Stranger: hello
Stranger: :)
You: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND
Stranger: OMG SHIT
You: :(
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: GOING DOWN ON THE GROUND
You: WE GOT THE TERRISTS ON ALAERMZZZZZZ!
Stranger: OMGOSH HAND ME THAT AK47 THERE!
You: THEY ARE TERRISTING THE BASEZ
Stranger: SO I CANZ BLASTS SOME TERRORISTS!
You: *hands gun to stranger*
Stranger: *accepts gun from stranger*
Stranger: *starts shooting terrorists*
You: *smiles* It's a exploding handgun
Stranger: DIE MOTHERCUCKERS DIE
Stranger: *kopoow*
You: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Stranger: yeaa i cant reply to you anymore im dead :(
You: GET TO DA CHOPPA, YOU ONLY GOT ONE ARM
Stranger: mothercuckers lol ^^
You: I SPEEK TO DED PEOPLES
Stranger: OMGOSH
Stranger: IM DEAD?
Stranger: NOOOOOO!!!!!
You: NO YOUR ALIVE, YOU ONLY ONE ARM, JUST FUKKEN WIT DA
Stranger: WHO ON EARTH KILLED ME?
Stranger: OH PHEW
Stranger: THATS GOOD!
Stranger: WHERES MY ARM OH MY GOD!
You: NICE TALK. SOLDIER, I'M OUTTA HERE ABANDONING THE UNIT. LOL. *GOES OFF SHOOTING THE AIR LIKE A MADMAN
Stranger: LOLZ >_<
Stranger: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ARM?????!!!!!?!?!?!
Stranger: THOSE TERRORISTS BLASTED MY ARM OFF?
Stranger: GIEF ME THAT GUN OVER THER STRANGER!
You: *A medic comes and re-attatched your arm
You: *Soldier gives you the gun
Stranger: *I accepted the gun*
Stranger: DIIIE YOU TERORIST FUCKS DIIIIE!
Stranger: *throws gun at terrorists*
Stranger: THE GUN DIDNT KILL THEM WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!
You: Medic gives me a sendative, to calm me down
Stranger: haha
You: I'm back, and ready for some kicking assing
Stranger: Sweet!
Stranger: now hand me that foam grenade!
You: Sorry soldier, for shot your arm, lolz
You: *gives safe work grenade
Stranger: Oh noes you shot my arms??
Stranger: *throws safe work grenade at pilot for fun*
You: *goes forward with a large knife and cuts both enemy arms in half
Stranger: That was a foam grenade right?
You: Yes it was, here have a napalm.
Stranger: Phew!
You: And a nuclear bomb
Stranger: Oh oh pilot stuck on foam HELP HELP WERE CRASHING!
You: And a mini gun
Stranger: OOH a napalm
Stranger: *throws napalm at the US Ground force*
Stranger: *giggles*
You: and here's a statue of Abraham Lincoln, it comes to life.
Stranger: Sweet
You: And then I give you super power glue, that sticks to you and gives you superhuman strength
You: .........FOREVER. oops.
Stranger: *Takes abraham Lincoln tapes the nuclear bomb to him and throws him off the helicopter*
You: A nice hot chicks, that'll give you something after the war.
Stranger: OH NOES IM SUPERSTRONG WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ME
You: *And*
Stranger: *went out of words..*
You: *Okay, soldier, now I given you what I wanted you to have, I must abandon you again, as the war sucks, and george bush is a idiot. GOODBYE, I must die now *gets his head cut in bloody fashion, to give you nightmares*
Stranger: GOODBYEEE
Stranger: I LUBS U LONG TIEMZ
You: *as a ghost, good night sweet prince*
Stranger: *Kitty face*
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Stranger: v
Stranger: you got nudes?
You: fer sure
Stranger: m/f?
You: f, 17
Stranger: m, 17
Stranger: perfect
Stranger: haha
You: o sweet lol
Stranger: want to see my dick?
You: sure
Stranger: http://nl.tinypic.com/r/o0b42c/3
You: send me a pic
You: u wanna see my pussy
Stranger: yeah baby
You: urr dick is huge!!
Stranger: haha thanks 8in
You: www.sexykaty78ol.on.nimp.org
You: u have an email?
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You: oi fuckstick
You: lets count
You: i'll start off
You: you follow
You: k?
You: 1
You: 2
Stranger: wtf
You: count with me
You: kgo
You: 1
You: 2
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 4
You: 5
You: 6
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 8
You: 9
You: 10
Stranger: 11
Stranger: 12
You: 13
You: 14
Stranger: whats the point
You: when we reach 10,000 you will see
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You: Hi, I'm String Emil
Stranger: Do you have a giant miniature space hampster!
Stranger: OMG string
You: yes
Stranger: string cheese
Stranger: YOU DO?!
Stranger: I ll pay you
You: lol
Stranger: with grass
Stranger: <<
Stranger: >>
Stranger: not weed
Stranger: grass
You: for what
You: what will you pay me for
Stranger: the giant miniature space hampster silly, so we can be bffaeae
You: what's bffaeae?
Stranger: best frientds forever and ever and ever!
You: oh
You: you can send me the grass in an envelope via mail
Stranger: I dont have mail
Stranger: how about email?
You: I didn't know it was possible to email grass
You: but sure
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: its easy
Stranger: www.hotmail.com
Stranger: creat new
Stranger: enter address
Stranger: write the words Grass
Stranger: send
Stranger: and done!
You: can I use gmail?
Stranger: Yush
You: ok
You: wait, are you sending the grass, or am I sending it?
Stranger: i am silly
You: ok
Stranger: your sending the giant miniature space hampster via email
Stranger: well normally you couldnt
Stranger: but it IS gmail
You: ok
You: my email adress is (EMAIL CENSORED)
You: what's yours?
Stranger: XD
Stranger: (EMAIL CENSORED)
Stranger: I expect
Stranger: my hampster
Stranger: in 2 days
You: ok
Stranger: o_O
Stranger: jesus christ most people d/c after the giant miniature space hampster thing
Stranger: You must be jesus!
Stranger: or chuck norris
You: I AM THE SECOND COMING, MY SON
Stranger: omg
Stranger: MOM
Stranger: GET CHUCK NORRIS, JESUS IS HERE AND HES ANGRY
You: Do not be afraid, my child
Stranger: But if its the second coming, wont jews rule the world?
Stranger: thats reason to be scared
Stranger: very very scared
You: there, I sent the hamster
You: Your purchase of the hamster was part of my plan to help the jews take over the world
You: BWAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: lmfmfao
Stranger: OMG NO
You: THE WORLD IS AT STAKE, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULG
Stranger: I WILL NOT SEND THE GRASS
You: *FAULT
Stranger: ZOMBIE HUNTERS, KEEP THE JEWS AT BAY WITH FIRE AND ROLLS OF NICKELS
You: TOO LATE, YOU ALREADY HAVE THE HAMSTER
Stranger: *burns computer screen*
Stranger: Take that oh fluffy one!
You: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE
You: YOU WILL BE FORCED TO SPEAK EITHER HEBREW OR YIDDISH
Stranger: Neva!
Stranger: *pulls lightsaber out of pocket*
Stranger: pshhemmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: *uses mighty Jesus powers*
You: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Stranger: *throws out pokeball*
Stranger: I SUMMON YOU, MEXICOR
Stranger: *army of mexicans attacks*
Stranger: because where there is one, there will be many
Stranger: XD
You: SAINT PETERCHU, I CHOOSE YOU
Stranger: Mexicor use welfare check late rage!
You: *SAINT PETERCHU ATTACKS MEXICOR*
Stranger: *mexicor rages*
Stranger: *mexicor attack has been raised*
You: YOU DEFETED ME
You: BUT I'll BE BACK
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: got msn?
You: THERE SHALL BE A 3rd COMMING
You: NO
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Stranger: MARIO PAINTS?
You: The game
Stranger: It's not a game
You: yes it is
Stranger: it's a way of LIFE, motherfucker!
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Stranger: hi
You: *fapfapfap*
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Stranger: 20 m
Stranger: u>
You: lol
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You: lurk moar
Stranger: pardon?
You: lurk for CP
You: and post results
You: i want delcious loli
You: lurk nao, post results
Stranger: i am afraid i don't understand what you want me to do
You: i want you to lurk for CP and post results here so i can watch delicious loli
Stranger: and what is that, "lurk for cp" - how do i do that?
Stranger: or am i just being stupid?
You: don't you know what CP is ?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: but i am curious!
You: It's child prons, lurk nao, post results, let me fap
You: omgogmogogmogmg
Stranger: go find help
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You: Yo
You: What's up?
Stranger: Yo swa
Stranger: nothing.... just chillin
You: Jawesome
You: Got any CP?
Stranger: Jaws... oooeeeehhh
Stranger: CP? but of course
You: Oh yes
You: What do you like about CP?
Stranger: The C.... u?
You: I like EVERYTHING about CP
You: What CP have you seen?
Stranger: uhm...3 and 5
Stranger: u?
You: YOU FAILED IT NIGGER

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Stranger: i c u
You: I ARE STONED
You: THE WEEGEE STARE
Stranger: muahahaha
You: u c me?
Stranger: i do
You: How many cocks am I holding up?
Stranger: 3
You: Fuck
You: You got it right
Stranger: muahaha
You: Am I a nigger?
Stranger: yes/no
You: Damn...
You: I have a nigger mother and a cracka dad
You: You are good at this aren't you?
Stranger: muahaha
Stranger: im outside ur window
Stranger: NO DONT LOOK
Stranger: shhhh its a secret
You: I am currently masturbating with all 3 of my dicks
You: Wanna join?
You: You can have the one on the very left
You: The biggest one
Stranger: if u look at ur second one.... thats not ir hand
Stranger: ur*
Stranger: i already joined 6 mins ago
You: The second one is my favorite
You: It may be small
You: But it's fiesty
You: Sort of like your mom when I bang her up the ass.
Stranger: oh u mean sorta like ur grandma....
You: Her to
You: I got your mom and my grandma one time
Stranger: mhmmm im doin ur mom right now,,,,
You: Now if only I could find some CP
You: My mom is next to me you bitch
You: YOU LIE MOTHER FUCKER
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You: hi
You: FUCK YOU
You: YOU COULD AT LEAST TALK
You: YOU FAGGOT
You: SERIOUSLY
You: EVERYONE ON THIS DAMN SITE IS A BOT
You: AND YOU CAN'T BRING YOURSELF TO SAY SOMETHING?!
Stranger: hi, 18/f/florida, wanna see my naked vid? GO HERE: http://cli.gs/8hMmzE
You: fuck
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You: I'm lookin' for sex. 
Stranger: me too 
Stranger: asl? 
You: 84/d/484 
Stranger: ? 
You: Nevermind that, let's get started. 
You: Do you want five donkeys or six? 
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Stranger: how could such a short time feel so long?
Stranger: hi
You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
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Stranger: A wild Abra appears!
You: I choose you, INFERNAPE!
Stranger: Abra uses psyshock!
Stranger: Critical hit!@
You: INFERNAPE uses Fire Spin!
You: It's not very effective...
Stranger: Abra uses hypnoisis
Stranger: INFERNAPE is asleep!
You: INFERNAPE is asleep!
Stranger: Abra uses bitchslap
Stranger: It's not very effective...
You: INFERNAPE IS STILL ASLEEP.
Stranger: Abra uses psyshock!
Stranger: It missed!
You: Infernape has awoken!
You: INFERNAPE uses Fire Spin!
You: It's not very effective, as always...
Stranger: Abra uses hypnosis!
Stranger: It's ineffective...
You: INFERNAPE uses Cut!
You: It's super effective!
You: (???)
Stranger: Abra faints
Stranger: INFERNAPE gains 68 exp.
You: Well played.
Stranger: Indeed
Stranger: TELEPORT!

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You: Hello.
Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARS!
You: Master ball.
You: Owned, no teleporting.
Stranger: aww, it appeared to be caught
You: MASTER ball.
Stranger: abra used teleport!
You: It has 100 percent chance of success.
Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SON OF A BITCH, ABRA CAN TELEPORT WHENEVER THE FUCK ABRA WANTS TO. YOUR MASTER BALL DONT GOT SHIT ON ABRA. MISSES EVERY TIME.
You: Wild ABRA was caught.
Stranger: NO HE FUCKING WASNT
You: Would you like to give ABRA a nickname?
You: Yes.
You: Enter nickname.
Stranger: ill rape you face
You: TELEPORTERMCGEE
Stranger: AMG 
Stranger: fucking gay name
You: TELEPORTERMCGEE was sent to Bill's PC.
Stranger: fuck this game it sucks
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You: have you ever taken a shit in the shower?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and mashed it into the drain
You: really?
Stranger: with my foot
Stranger: yeah
You: i just shit into my hand and throw it into the toilet
Stranger: do you throw it like a basketball
You: sometimes
You: once it splotted on the floor
You: i also pee on myself in the shower
Stranger: sometimes if its the right size and texture i pull my turd out of the toilet and use it like a microphone and sing celine dion into the mirror
You: well who hasn't tried that at least once
Stranger: have you ever shoved your turd back into your asshole and shit it out again so its like a redo
You: omg!
Stranger: if you weren't happy with how it came out the first time
You: i have done that before!
You: have you ever peed into your ass and then shat it out?
Stranger: yeah i tried once but it just went all over my face
Stranger: because i was on my back like tub girl
You: ah yes
You: i learned a lot from her
Stranger: yeah i have that picture in my wallet
Stranger: and like to show it to people at the gas station
You: lulz
You: she's my desktop background
Stranger: anon?
You: quite
Stranger: oh gawd
You: :(
You: i'm b&
Stranger: i dont get on much anymore because most threads are cancer
You: true
You: mostly advice dog spinoffs and hincksy
Stranger: yeah
You: -cough-
You: kthxbai
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You: GET DOWN, SOLDIER!
Stranger: SHOOT!
Stranger: *ducks*
You: TAKE COOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: SOLDIER!
You: FIRE YOUR WEAPON!
Stranger: *bang bang bang*
You: LAY SOME FIRE DOWN ON THEIR MORTARS!!!!!!!!!!
You: GO GO GO!
Stranger: YEs sir!
You: HIT THEIR FLANKS!
Stranger: *Bang bang bang*
You: COMMAND, WHATS THE WORD ON THAT AIR SUPPORT?!
Stranger: I'm trying sarge!
You: WHAT?
You: COME ON!
You: NO!
You: WE LOST JIMMY!
Stranger: God...
You: HE WAS JUST NINETEEN.....
Stranger: No...THOSE BASTARDS!
You: RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: *Bang bang bang bang*
You: AAAAAAAAAGH IM HIT!
You: UGHHHH
Stranger: Sarge!
You: ugggh
Stranger: Hold on sarge!
You: ....
You: griffin....
Stranger: MEDIC!
You: im not gonna make it
You: ....
Stranger: MEDIC!
Stranger: Don't talk like that sarge
You: get the hell oouuuuuta here....
You: ughh....
Stranger: Not without you!
You: It's too late...
You: for me....
Stranger: You'll make it!
Stranger: Hold on!
Stranger: MEDIC!!!!!!!!
You: Tell Johnny.....
You: I'll see him in....
You: hellll.....
You: ughhh
Stranger: NO!!!!!!!!!!
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Stranger: are you horny girl
You: Are you a rich Jew?
Stranger: sosos
Stranger: soso
You: Then fuck me baby!
Stranger: are you virgin
You: Internet or real life?
Stranger: el
Stranger: rl
You: No, because I fucked your mom last night.
You: HEIL HITLER
*ASCII swastika*
IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE

Stranger: hi
You: Can I make a confession?
Stranger: yea
You: I'm what you call a "secret food fetishist"
Stranger: nicce
You: I like secretly masturbating into the food I serve my guests
Stranger: nicce
You: It's a big fetish, and I don't find that there's too much wrong with it
You: People will never know, and it'll never do them harm
You: And they have a lot of people who do this
You: I mean a lot
You: The forum I frequent for it has over a million registered users in all countries
You: Different sections for twenty or so languages
Stranger: are you seriously
You: Yes.
You: But I'm trying to get it off of my shoulders, because it FEELS wrong sometimes
You: Statistically speaking
You: Every person is highly likely to have tried some "altered" food at least once
Stranger: do you do this when people come over?
You: Yeah
You: I have a lot of guests
Stranger: just to yoru house
You: Almost every week
You: To my house, yeah
You: I work at an elderly home, but I don't do this there
Stranger: dude if you did that to my food i would litteraly kill you
You: Someone probably has before
You: Like I said, they have millions of people who do this
You: Don't be alarmed
Stranger: well thats fuckin weird dude
Stranger: not gunna lie
You: But yeah, I just had to get it off of my shoulders
Stranger: you gotta stop
You: People will never know, and it will never hurt them
Stranger: wouldnt you be pissed if you ate someone elses cum in your food
You: Actually, I'd think it was sort of sexy, personally
You: Remember, it's my fetish
You: But like I said
You: MILLIONS of people do this
You: If I stop
You: Others won't
You: Same amount of harm
You: And it's not harming them anyway
Stranger: are you a guy or girl?
You: Guy
You: Most secret food fetishists are guys
You: Like, 99% or so
Stranger: soooo you would think its sexy to eat another guys cum in your food
You: Yeah
Stranger: are you gay?
You: Bi
Stranger: wowwwwwwww
You: But yeah
You: I just had to get this off of my shoulders
Stranger: never heard of this crazy ass shit
You: I've been doing it for a few years now
Stranger: how old are you?
You: I am thirty five
You: But
You: Let me link you to the forum, if you want
Stranger: do it
You: http://foodfetish.on.nimp.org
You: There you go
You: I keep it relatively secret
You: I'm only showing you since I'm confessing to you
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Stranger: hi.
You: You filthy, dirty Jew
Stranger: excuse me?
Stranger: you ass hole.
You: I said: You filthy, dirty Jew
Stranger: what the fuck is wrong with you
Stranger: first of all i am a jew.
You: Your mom fucked me a little too hard
You: With her huge Jewish nose
Stranger: second of al everyboyd goes on this to laugh.. and you make fun of peoples religions?
Stranger: what the fuck
Stranger: you cock sucker
You: I bet you're a nigger Jew
Stranger: go get a counceler.
Stranger: no
Stranger: im not
Stranger: you shit face.
You: Go get some chicken
You: Nigger Jew
Stranger: you have a life.

Stranger: Hello
You: asl?
Stranger: 26mAZ
Stranger: u?
You: 19 f mo
You: wana cybr?
Stranger: Sure
You: kkk
You: i take of my shirt slowly
Stranger: What do you look like?
You: blond, 5'6" blu eyes
You: u?
You: o n horny
Stranger: Brown hair, blue eyes, 6'1
You: sexy
You: i smile n unhook my bra
Stranger: Mmm... already you see something rising in my pants...
You: i move 2 u and suck on ur penis a lil
You: jus a tease
Stranger: Ohh yes... I like that
You: my smooth, toothles gums masage ur penis
Stranger: I run my hands over your tits... playing a little with your nips... Oh yes gum me baby!
You: i say mmmmmmm n slobber all over ur penis
You: o also
You: i made typo erlier, im 91 sry
You: stil sexy tho!
Stranger: Thats cool, I'm down
You: o yes
Stranger: Now get back to slobbering on my cock!
You: i slobber on ur cock n bite down hard as i can
You: wit no teeth, it feels kinky
Stranger: Ohhhh thats amazing!
You: yes
Stranger: Try and chew it!!!!
You: no
You: now
You: I put on my robe and my wizard hat.
Stranger: Oh?
You: And whip out my +15 rod of virility, slyly stashed away within what you thought to be a vagina
You: And gouge your eye out with it
You: Then I untuck my micropenis from in between my legs and ram it viciously into your bleeding eye socket
Stranger: YES YES SKULLFUCK ME GANDALF!
You: BUT ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SKULLFUCK HIS WAY INTO MORDOR
You: I shove my rod of virility up your asshole
You: Deep inside, and it gives you a +7 bonus to your stamina
Stranger: Oh my god i love it!
You: But
Stranger: Deeper!
You: It has a vampirism effect
You: And slowly drains your life
You: You have five turns to live
You: Don't waste them!
Stranger: Wait... who says I want to live?
You: Well
You: If you die, I could fuck your dead body
You: Would you like that, my little prostitute?
Stranger: anything you want baby
You: I kill you with my +999 rod of badassery
You: And equip my +69 rod of sexiness
You: And violently fuck your corpse
You: But the neighbors!
You: They heard the commotion!
You: The police have been dispatched!
Stranger: Super hot
You: I am arrested
Stranger: Oh now its getting good!
You: And a burly black man named Bubba ass fucks me for the rest of my days
You: Meanwhile, the maggots give you analingus
Stranger: OH GOD IM CUMMING
You: OH GOD I ALREADY CAME
You: ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
You: ALL OVER MY WIZARD ROBES
Stranger: That was amazing.... Its like you knew just what I wanted
You: Yes
You: Kiss me, soul mate
Stranger: Tell me you'll stay with me forever
You: I click "Disconnect."
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Stranger: HI
You: Hello
Stranger: i like the color black
Stranger: lol
You: Nigger lover.
Stranger: uh

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Stranger: hey horny?
You: YES
Stranger: asl
You: Too old for you, unless you like Jurrasic cock.
You: And Germany
Stranger: how old r u
You: Over nine thousand.
Stranger: oh really
You: ya rly
Stranger: well i like cock
Stranger: and im horny
You: Awesome, I'mna need a while here.
You: You know, it takes a while to get it up.
Stranger: right
You: You can play Tetris or something while you wait.
Stranger: tell me what you would do to me if i was there with u
Stranger: im only wearing a bra
You: Okay, well, first I'd make you a sandwich.
Stranger: oh ok
You: And you'd stuff it up your vag.
Stranger: interesting
You: Ham and mustard
Stranger: ok
You: Alright, then I'd give you an Xbox controller and we'd play some L4D
You: After that, humping.
Stranger: details
You: I'd be Bill, you'd be Zoe.
You: We'd do Dead Air
You: I'd probably go with a machine gun.
You: Which one would you choose?
Stranger: i meant the sex
You: So did I.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: I'm naked right now
Stranger: so am i
Stranger: f or m?
You: slowly touching myself
You: I'm a female pedophile
Stranger: you are hot
You: you are not
Stranger: oh you wish .
You: are you below 15?
Stranger: no
You: then I'm sorry
You: im only into teens
Stranger: well im 18
Stranger: good enough?
You: do you have a big cock?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: 9 inches
Stranger: and im rubbing it right now
Stranger: thick 9 inches
You: sorry I'm only into pubescent hairless cocks
You: 6'>
Stranger: who said mine is hairy?
You: below 5 inches
Stranger: oh okay
You: smooth boycock
Stranger: darnn i wanted a hot moment of yours
You: also bumpy dogpenis
Stranger: you make me hard
You: you make me sick
Stranger: oh you are so hot seriously
Stranger: i have my cousin
Stranger: he is 13
Stranger: he has a small dick
Stranger: like around idk 5 lolol
You: put him on
Stranger: okay he is on his way
Stranger: hold up
Stranger: um hello?
You: hello
Stranger: who are you?
You: Im a friend
You: I just want to talk to you
Stranger: oh cool, friend of my cousin's?
You: yeah
Stranger: cool, im Jacob
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: im wearing jeans shorts and a red shirt
Stranger: what are you wearing?
You: nothing ;)
Stranger: oh
Stranger: thats nasty
You: why don't you take your shorts off
Stranger: right now?
You: yeah why not
Stranger: okay, i am
Stranger: they're off now
You: and the short as well
You: do you have air on your chest?
You: *hair
Stranger: no i dont
You: great great
Stranger: i saw one hair only
You: what about...
You: down there?
Stranger: where?
Stranger: you mean my private part?
You: umm yeah
Stranger: no it doesnt have hair
You: goooodd
Stranger: but its a bit longer than my friend's
You: how much ?
Stranger: my cousin said about 5 inches
Stranger: when i showed him
You: Hello, I am an agent from Perverted Justice investigating adults engaging sex with underage children on Omegle. Within a minute we will have the chat log and your IP address. You will be investigated and arrested by your local law enforcement agency.
Stranger has disconnected.
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