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Chris Harper-Mercer
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BREAKING NEWS!! Another mass shooting! Time to report on it as fast as possible and muddy up the facts! |
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| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 10+, injured 20+ |
| Top 25? | ?, is a ?? at #XX. |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Sadly, no |
After a relatively shitty year for the High Score, with mediocre attempts like the Grand 16 Shooting, Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II, Someone besides Dylann Roof managed to rack up some good frags. Meet, <Shooter's name here>, who decided the Oregon real estate and cost of college was too high, and decided to make an artistic statement opposing the corruption of America perpetrated by jews. Of course, being an American, it was only natural he would use the power of hollow points.
This shooting, as of typing, is brand spankin' new! The reported casualties are on par with Columbine, with at least 10 dead, along with over 20 injured. Unfortunately, the shooter did not an hero, so he will spend the rest of his life putting from the rough.