Engelbash
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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ATTENTION! You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
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| Logan Michael Swan | |
| Born | 2004 |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Residence | Washington |
| Ethnicity | White devil |
| Gender | Male |
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| Aliases | Engelbash, NintendoFan2004 |
| Occupation | Being a pussy. |
Logan Michael Swan (a.k.a. Engelbash) is a 18-year-old terminally autistic manchild from Aberdeen, Washington. Aspiring to dethrone Chris-Chan, Keegan Salisbury, Geoshea, Timbox, Diogo Mendes, and Darren Pipster as the lulziest lolcow ever, Logan is a bratty, butthurt, bloodlusted, homophobic, racist, retarded, vicious and mental sped with pedophilic and zoophilic tendencies who is obsessed with blowing bubblegum and making huge bubbles. He also loves disgusting snot bubbles like Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron's one, bunnies such as the Pink Berets from Despicable Me, Peter Rabbit, Cottontail, the Rabbids from the Rayman franchise, Invader Zim, Fanboy and Chum Chum, Jimmy Neutron, My Life as a Teenage Robot and many more shitty TV series, mainly from Nickelodeon.
He spends all day in his shitty Discord server tard-raging about shit no one cares about, having idiotic roleplays where he rps as users he hates and uses his "Geo Guy" and "Evil Larry" tuppers to spam the word "nigger" and use @everyone pings to annoy the hell out of everyone. He also likes making fun of 9/11, fapping to child porn all day, and generally being a sick fuck that is completely mental and retarded. This fucker also has an army of goons that love spamming the shit out of others in multiple platforms or inviting them to troll groupchats.