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Alice Cooper

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Alice Cooper
Born February 4, 1948
Nationality Americunt  
Residence Arizona
Ethnicity White
Gender Male
Religion Mormon
Occupation Singer, corpse fucker, baby shitter, oven dodger, and terminator.


Behold, the world's best rock singers in history. Alice Cooper (Powerword: Vincent Damon Furnier) is a 76-year-old gothtarded redneck from Arizona with a raspy voice and has a stage show that features numerous props and stage illusions, including fires, guillotines, electric chairs, fake blood, reptiles, baby dolls, dueling swords, and also SCARES HIS FANS BY EXECUTING HIMSELF WHILE PEFORMING.

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