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Saint Patrick's Door
ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME |
Saint Patrick's Door will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it. |
Saint Patrick's Door is the most powerful cancer known to the Internets. Some newfag (Doorfag) found a picture of a door on google and posted it on /b/ saying "Knock knock, /b/". Then /b/ just crashes and the door becomes a meme because it's stuck on the first page and at the very top. Currently no one knows what's behind the door (except for doorfag); although several people have attempted to guess.
The Day /b/ Stopped
On March 17, 2010, /b/ stopped. Some Newfag (now called doorfag) opened Saint Patrick's Door, and /b/ ceased to be. He later went to /po/ and opened a Saint Patrick's Door there.
The rest of 4chan suffered as well, but recovered in hours. As of now, /b/ is still frozen, with the door staring at us, taunting us. /b/ moved to /po/ and /x/, where they spread their faggotry to these boards. The cancer that killed /b/ may claim two more victims if not stopped. The door was then closed on the following morning.
Doorfag
Doorfag is just a typical /b/tard. Browsing /b/, waiting for something epic to happen. Some say he was the one who caused 4chan to go haywire. No, he was not. Merely, just an unsuspecting newfag who got overly excited at seeing his thread win internetz and his door becoming a meme. But overall, doorfag is a pretty cool guy, he haz doorz and doesnt afraid of anything.
Doorfag Responds to his Newfaggotry with a song
I was only a newfag... Sitting alone in my room.I happened across an idea, and then the idea began to blooooooom. I went to google and found a picture of a door, and then went back to /b/ and saw all you whores. So I thought it'd be funny to post knock knock, /b/, and then the next thing I knowwww I did more damage than what happened to Haiti. I was the faggot who killed /b/, I'm truly very sorry, I didn't know my door could win so hard. You're not defeated, /b/, not yet, not ever. So stand up and fight and forget about my newfaggotry.-->
Several hours later Doorfag attempted to delete the door, but with no changes to /b/ at all.
/b/ Finally Unfreezes
On March 18, 2010 the Saint Patrick's Door was closed, and /b/ resumed to cancer......AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS GAINED/LOST And what happened to Doorfag, you ask? He now goes by Doorfag at all times, you'll see his name a lot when browsing threads on /b/, butthurt that so many people use his door as a meme now.
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