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School Litterbox Rumor

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The School Litter Box Rumor was a popular conspiracy theory made by conservatives as a response to the growing level of furfaggotry overtaking the country. It was spread via such popular conservative news outlets as Fox, DikSuk, and Old Media, and stated that many parent's precious snookums were being forced to shit and piss in litterboxes in an attempt to force everyone to become an hero omnisexual agender they/them/bunnyself, not unlike the twisted fantasy shared by many furries of forcing everyone to become a furry who loves headpats and barking and blah blah blah...

Origins

The rumor was created by some faggot from Michigan, whose kid decided to generate win and epic lulz by telling his mom that he was being forced to transition to be a cat, and shit and piss in litterboxes. Much BAWWWWWing was had by conservatards all around the nation.

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