Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Cool Cat

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This is an old revision of this page, as edited by imported>Lamon432 at 23:16, 20 November 2015. It may differ significantly from the current revision.
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Cool Cat is the brain child of Derek Savage, a washed up Play Girl model trying to make revive his Hollywood career, by creating safety informative movies and books based on the furry character.

"Cool Cat saves the Kids" was released on the first of Feburary, 2015, and reached critical acclaim on the internet, with a | 6.1 on IMBD. It included amazing performances from Vivica Fox and Erik Estrada, whom we are assured were completely sober during the 5 minutes of screen time they were filmed for.

Dereks Final Form

Whether the movie will continue onto a series containing our beloved Cool Cat remains to be seen, as the next title from Savage's great mind about gun safety does not contain the furry. News suggests he may have been admitted to rehab after an incident with a bad eBay sale.

Cool Cat Movie

Cool Cat Book Series

Your Movie Sucks

Your Movie Sucks Youtube Channel spotted this master piece earlier this year, and released a 2 part review, actually giving the movie more recognition than it deserved in the first place. But in the name of lulz, he picked it apart, piece by piece, pointing out glaring issues like giving children advice that could literally kill them, and casting a current porn actor as the police man who gets to man handle children into his car.

Derek chucks a fit

Srs internet biddness

Semi Popular rant channel, I Hate Everything also made a scathing review of Derek's master piece of a movie, slandering it and clearing violating the fair and just Youtube Content rules. However, Daddy Derek did not take kindly to being continuously hated on by internet bullies, and tried his best to take down not just IHE's videos, but also various other copy right infringements of his genius works.

With of course, the internet being serious business, Derek got his attorneys on the case, and sent IHE a series of emails, with everything from vague threats of taking down the one video, to taking down his entire channel and ruining Youtube "Career"

This article is a crappy stub. You can help by completely re-writing it. Be sure to make it longer, girthier, and more pleasurable.