Luke Crywalker
Luke Crywalker is an alias given to a leftist feminist faggot Jessica Starr who got triggered hard during the inauguration of Donald Trump, after s/he got on his or her knees and performed autistic screeching, screaming "NO" for minutes on end. When footage of this reached the net, trolls on /b/ and /pol/ turned this SJW freak into a lulzy internet meme, similar to the meme-ification of Carl the Cuck and AIDS Skrillex. Apparently this is a podcast featuring the cuck.
Interview
Someone interviewed the serpent shortly after the incident:
Apparently 'Luke Crywalker' is female. But with millennials, you can never really tell what gender these freaks are.
Shoops
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Other Aliases
- Moaning Myrtle
- Melting Snowflake
- Cuck Crywalker
- Screeching Snowflake
- Steven Snowflake
- Tantrum Tina
- Psycho Fag-tis
- Darth Snowflake
- Howling Trigglet
- Screaming Semen Demon
- Wailing Trigglet
- Alvin the Autist
- Autistic Alice
- Screeching Sperglord
- Shattered Dreams
- Crisis Actor
- Tyler Oakley
- Scary Mary
- Shrieklypuff
- REEEEana
- Hillary Clinton
- Faggot
Videos
See Also
External Links
Youtube Vids
- Luke Crywalker screams when Trump is sworn in (Star Wars Edition)
- Social Justice Warriors Meltdown Compilation (Trump Election) - Luke is featured at the start
- Trump Inaguration ft Asexual Autistic Screeching
- *autistic screeching*
- Anti-Trump "NO" Scream Black-Metal Version
- Anti-Trump Protester Super Saiyan NOOOOOO!
Chan Threads
Cuck/Cripple-chan threads
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