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Generation Alpha

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Generation Alpha (a.k.a. iPad kids) is a generation of retarded faggots born between the years 2013-2024 (though some argue this generation began in 2012). As of 2023, Gen Alphas aren't old enough to go to high school (however the oldest of them are nearly 13-year-olds) and enjoy watching Cocomelon and Skibidi Toilet on their mom's iPad; and Gen Betas haven't been born yet though they're on the horizon.

Faggotry

They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger Zoomers. The Generation Alpha influencers are mainly retarded toy channels made by their parents. However, as the oldest Gen Alphas start becoming teenagers around 2025-2026, that might change and a new era of JewTube (and/or ShitTok) might begin.

Notable members of Gen Alpha

  • People in elementary school

And others that nobody gives a shit about.

See Also

  • Children - who all Gen Alphas are as of 2023 (however the oldest Gen Alphas are nearly teenagers).
  • Gen Z - their older siblings, sometimes parents.
  • Millenials - their parents.
  • Gen X - sometimes their parents.
  • Baby Boomers - their grandparents.
Generation Alpha is part of a series on Generations.
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