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Do you know who Ilana Angel is? Most people don't but if you do, I'm so sorry.

To make a long story short, Ilana Angel is a mentally deranged cyber bully who is employed by JewishJournal.com. She has delusions of grandeur where she believes that country singer, LeAnn Rimes, is obsessed with her and speaks negatively about her on a daily basis. In reality, LeAnn Rimes has blocked Ilana Angel on Twitter and has had her lawyers issue cease and desist orders because Ilana likes to make up wild stories (aka LIES) about her without ever providing a source or shred of evidence. Ilana Angel has also stalked LeAnn Rimes by showing up to her concert with a woman who broke into her house and has had to be escorted out by police.

Naturally, Ilana Angel will have critics but she has a very thin skin. When people criticize her ethics and lack of morals, she attacks them by posting their private information in her JewishJournal.com blogs in order to encourage her "troops" to harass them and get them fired from their jobs.

Many have contacted JewishJournal.com with their stories about how Ilana Angel has been abusive but JewishJournal.com responds by either saying nothing or blocking the individual.

JewishJournal.com features a number of respected writers who actually went to school to learn journalist integrity. Something Ilana Angel knows nothing about. She often tells her readers she is drunk while writing her blogs. She usually has numerous spelling mistakes in her professional blogs and her grammar is atrocious.


LeAnn Rimes

LeAnn Rimes is a Grammy Award winning country music singer. She's know for such hits as "Blue," "How Do I Live," "Can't Fight the Moonlight," and "I Need You." In 2001, LeAnn met dancer, Dean Sheremet and the two were married the next year when she was 20 and he was 22 years old. LeAnn decided she wanted to get into acting and, in 2009, she starred in the Lifetime movie "Northern Lights" with actor, Eddie Cibrian. At the time, Eddie was married to model, Brandi Glanville, and the couple shared two children, Mason and Jake. LeAnn and Eddie shared more than just an on-screen romance and it was soon in the tabloids that the couple were having an affair. This resulted in both couples divorcing their spouses and LeAnn and Eddie married each other in 2011. Dean Sheremet became a chef and married Sarah Silver in 2011. Brandi Glanville became a reality TV star and best selling author.

Enter Ilana Angel

Ilana Angel is a divorced, middle aged blogger for JewishJournal.com. She writes two blogs: "Keeping the Faith" where she writes about random shit and "Keeping it Real" where she blogs about shitty reality TV shows. She was previously married to Michael (aka "Asshole"), where she became the mother to Snickerdoodle. Michael cheated on Ilana with someone better and Ilana has been single ever since. She even writes blogs titled "Dating 101" where she pretends to be an expert at it but can never seem to land a boyfriend. She tells people she gets asked out often but that's hard to believe. She tells her readers "Dating is driving me to drink." As if she wasn't already a heavy drinker.

Why Ilana hates LeAnn

Ilana Angel's hatred for LeAnn Rimes is purely personal. No, Ilana has never met LeAnn. But her hatred for her comes from her own experience of being cheated on and her bitterness for her son's stepmother. In the August 2015 blog titled "Real Housewives of Orange County Week 9 Recap", Ilana reveals "My son has a stepmother and she is truly awful. She knows no boundaries and went out of her way to try and diminish my role as the mother of my child by assuming she was the mother when he was in her home. It was an interesting approach and one that failed miserably. She played it wrong and I hate her for it. Always will."

Ilana still hasn't gotten over Michael cheating on her and still bitches about him in her blogs. "My ex wrote me over the high holidays to say he was thinking about me and my son and hoped we were well. He was Jewish and that didn’t work out well. He was also an asshole, but whatever. I lost my mind for a minute and let him know where he could shove his holiday wishes." It's important to note that Ilana and her ex-husband, Michael, have been divorced since 1997. Ilana still holds on to her anger and bitterness and, when it can't be directed at Michael or his wife, she aims it at LeAnn Rimes. Even though LeAnn has been married to Eddie for some time now and all parties involved have moved on, Ilana will never move on. Ilana says of LeAnn: "She is famous now for being a stupid, spiteful, idiotic, whore." She has written dozens of blogs about LeAnn, usually without any substance whatsoever. Any excuse to call LeAnn a "whore" again.

On February 1, 2014, Ilana tweeted: "Twitter Fact: LeAnn Rimes is a spiteful, vindictive, mentally deficient stupid whore and her rabid fans are delusional star fuckers."

#Allegedly

Ilana Angel has convinced herself that LeAnn Rimes is obsessed with her. She will often tweet that LeAnn is talking about her but there is never any evidence of this. It's not on LeAnn's Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram account. Not even on her official website. When asked to show WHERE LeAnn is talking about her, Ilana either ignores or blocks. SHE JUST IS! OKAY?! Ilana claims to be writing a book about her "relationship" with LeAnn which she will title "Allegedly" which is in reference to her always having to write "allegedly" in her blogs about LeAnn because they're usually filled with lies and LeAnn's attorney has threatened to sue. Ilana will often use the hashtag #Allegedly because she thinks it's funny that she lies so much.

Ilana the Liar

Ilana Angel is an incredibly stupid individual. It's not clear whether she knows she's lying or if she actually believes in what she is saying. But here is a clear case of her deliberately misleading her moronic readers.

Have you ever seen an article posted on your Facebook feed and made up your mind about it just based on the title only to find out that it was a complete misrepresentation of the actual article? That is exactly what Ilana did with her 2014 blog titled "LeAnn Rimes threatens Brandi Glanville."

Naturally, any person who reads the words "LeAnn Rimes Threatens..." would assume that LeAnn Rimes threatened somebody. Why wouldn't you? And if you actually read the blog, you will continue to think that she did alllll the way until paragraph SEVEN when Ilana writes "While it wasn't Ms. Rimes who sent threats, she supported it by saying nothing." Excuse me? So it WASN'T LeAnn Rimes who threatened someone?

That's right. Ilana instead talks about this nameless Twitter individual who "suggested Ms. Glanville kill herself and the people who said it were then sent messages of love from Ms. Rimes." Okay...so where is the...ya know....THREAT??? Telling someone they should kill themselves is not a threat. A "threat" is saying "I'm going to kill you." And that was never said in any shape or form. But how do we even know this was said in the first place? Ilana provides ZERO quotes from the individual and she provides ZERO evidence that LeAnn Rimes ever "liked" their mean spirited post.

But she doesn't stop there. She finishes out her blog by saying "Brandi Glanville needs to not only watch her back, but seriously consider the safety of her children while they're in the care of a woman who supports threats against her." What Ilana is suggesting is that LeAnn Rimes is a dangerous individual who could potentially inflict physical harm to Brandi Glanville AND her CHILDERN! ....WHAT???? She has provided ZERO evidence of a threat, ZERO evidence LeAnn Rimes EVER condoned a threat, and jumped to the conclusion that Ms. Rimes is a homicidal maniac.

All of this was brought to the attention of JewishJournal.com and they refused to comment.

Stalking

Ilana Angel has a long history of writing vile things about LeAnn Rimes. Much of it being outright lies that she has nearly gotten sued over. So naturally, LeAnn Rimes doesn't think fondly of Ilana. Another woman she doesn't much care for is former Us Weekly editor, @BarbaraAngelo1 aka Jill Ishkanian.

Jill isn't a sane woman. In July 2014, she stalked LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian. Like...legit stalked them. Followed them in her car, snuck into their house, photographed their kids. The woman is dangerous. And there is proof of this beyond a reasonable doubt because she live-Tweeted the whole thing. As FauxReality reports: "Without a shred of remorse or contrition, @BarbaraAngelo1 tweeted that she hid in the back seat of an SUV in order to accomplish her mission."

@BarbaraAngelo1 reveled in tweeting that she had infiltrated the birthday party of Mason Cibrian, the son of Eddie Cibrian and Brandi Glanville. She not only took photographs of his celebrity parents but she also tweeted photographs of his friends and the young boy’s conversations with friends and family. @BarbaraAngelo1 rejoiced with her twitter followers about how she was able to get so close to the Cibrian family undetected.[1]

Barbara, aka Jill, Tweeted out the faces of innocent children and thought nothing of it. She's clearly a psychopath. But what does this have to do with Ilana Angel? Well, they're friends.

In 2014, Ilana announced she would be going to a LeAnn Rimes concert. Why would she do this? She hates LeAnn Rimes. She knows LeAnn hates her. She claimed she would be going merely as a spectator and would write a fair review of what she thought about the concert.

On September 29, 2014, Ilana wrote the blog titled "My Evening with LeAnn Rimes & the LA County Sherriff." She writes "The ticket taker took my tickets and when she scanned it read as invalid. A woman approached me and asked if I was Ilana Angel. I told her I was and asked if there was a problem. She told me to step outside with her, which I did. She said I was banned from entering and needed to leave." "When I got to the stairs, I was met by two armed Los Angeles County Sherriff Deputies to escort me off the property."

Ilana claims over and over that she is NOT a stalker but then says "I also think it is funny for her to think that this act of delusion will stop me from seeing her. Is she going to post my picture at every show?"

Dude, she has made it crystal clear she doesn't want the woman who writes that she is a threat to children and a "whore" to be around her. The fact that you ignore this and insist on crashing her concerts anyway IS harassment AND makes you a stalker.

But wait! There is more to the story.

After this, new information came to light. Ilana didn't go to the concert alone! She was accompanied by BarbaraAngelo aka Jill Ishkanian who is famous for breaking into the home of LeAnn and Eddie.

"@ILANA_ANGEL This is the hand of @BarbaraAngelo1. She is real! and I am riding shot gun. pic.twitter.com/HgHPAoWMzi"

"@ILANA_ANGEL · 2h @BarbaraAngelo1 has dressed full on Duck Dynasty camo. She's ready. She's also my designated driver and tequila is flowing?"

All tweets made by Ilana where she tagged Barbara/Jill were deleted and Ilana never mentions her name again.

In Ilana's October 2, 2014 blog titled "The Truth & My Final Word on the LeAnn Rimes Show", Ilana speaks of her "companion" as not being the target of LeAnn's security. She writes "I was called out of the line by name and escorted to the front door to meet security."

She insists that none of this involved her nameless companion who we now know was Barbara/Jill.

Ilana writes "I have never threatened Ms. Rimes, gone to her home, gone to her work, gone to where she works out, or any of the other dozen places I could run into to her." First of all, going to her concert IS going to her work. And second, maybe you haven't gone to her home but Barbara/Jill has. And the fact that YOU have written numerous blogs and Tweets, lying and calling her names AND THEN hang out with the woman who broke into her home, makes YOU a PSYCHO!

"I am not a gossip writer" OH NOOO! You just write blogs about what you heard LeAnn did from some guy at a party. That's not gossip AT ALL!!! *barf*

"I've never met Ms. Rimes and she's not a fan of mine." Why would she be? You've called her a "whore" 500 times.

"She has gone as far as to have people from her camp contact my job to try and hush me up." And every time there is a critic of YOU, YOU contact Twitter Support, Facebook Support, or who-the-fuck-ever, and report them to shut them up. No doubt, you will do everything within your power to try and get this ED page taken down.

"LeAnn Rimes knows exactly how to reach me. I write for a prominent website, and use my real name and photograph on my blogs and columns. My email, and that of my editor, is listed jewishjournal.com. If Ms. Rimes did not want me to come to her show she could easily have let me know." Maybe she already made that clear when she BLOCKED you from contacting her on social media!!! Maybe THAT should have been your FIRST hint!!!

After Ilana and Barbara/Jill were booted from the concert, Ilana tweeted: "@ILANA_ANGEL · 43m @leannrimes still a lot of your tour to go. See you soon!"

So to recap, Ilana Angel knew full well that LeAnn Rimes wants nothing to do with her, decided to go to her concert anyway, decided to go to her concert with the woman that broke into her home, and then acts SHOCKED when she was turned away.

Ilana and Barbara/Jill are a good match for each other. They're both completely insane individuals. LeAnn Rimes should seriously consider getting a restraining order against Ilana because, like she said, "I also think it is funny for her to think that this act of delusion will stop me from seeing her."

So when it's pointed out that Ilana attended LeAnn's concert with a very dangerous woman, how do Ilana's fans respond?

Shortly lived friendship with Brandi Glanville

Even though Ilana famously stated "I write about the shows but have no delusions about relationships with these people, nor am I invested in the shows" she tries desperately to befriend reality stars. Case in point: Brandi Glanville.

After the affair of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian went public, Brandi joined the cast of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Ilana set her target on her. Ilana LOVED Brandi. She constantly wrote glowing things about her on her blog and Twitter feed while trashing Brandi's nemesis, LeAnn Rimes, in the process. It didn't take long for Brandi to take notice and agree to meet Ilana for a sit down interview.

Brandi and Ilana were like besties, tweeting back and forth. Everything was just peachy. Ilana LOVED her connection to the reality star!

And then everything changed. Ilana stopped Tweeting about Brandi and Brandi distanced herself from Ilana. As in, Brandi wanted nothing to do with Ilana ever again. Tweet about Ilana to Brandi and you will be blocked. So what happened? Well, after Ilana started hanging out with Jill Ishkanian, the woman who broke into the Cibrian house to take pictures of Brandi's kids and post them on Twitter, Brandi realized what a dangerous psychopath Ilana is and dropped her like a sack of potatoes.

Smart move, Brandi.

On December 3, 2015, Ilana said in a Tweet regarding Brandi being on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: "As for Brandi, I'm not invested either way, but if asked to pick a side, glad she's gone."

Chance Encounters and Salons

Ilana Angel is a very lucky woman. She has a lot of nasty things to say about people and she's always in the right place at the right time in order to acquire the dirt on people she hates.

Hookers

In 2013, Ilana wrote a blog titled "Manicures, Hookers and LeAnn Rimes." This story starts out with Ilana needing an emergency manicure while in West Hollywood. She went to a salon and, lo and behold, she is recognized! By a hooker! Ilana writes "I laughed a little, turned to the woman next to me, and was immediately asked if I was Ilana Angel." What are the odds? She's in some random nail salon in West Hollywood and a hooker recognizes her. Because Ilana's face is so well known. Right? From that tiny little picture of her face she has slapped on her blogs that barely anybody reads. But wait! There's more! You see, this hooker also hates LeAnn Rimes! What a coincidence! Ilana hates LeAnn Rimes too! Ilana remembers "In a truly perfect moment she told me she gets pissed off when I call LeAnn Rimes a whore because Rimes gives whores a bad name." That really is a perfect moment! Not only did you come a across a hooker that reads your blog, it's also a hooker that shares your hatred for a country singer!

Lamar Odom

Ilana has a lot of moments like this in salons. In October, 2015 Ilana wrote the blog titled "My Brief Encounter with Lamar Odom." This time, during her visit to the salon, Mr. Odom comes walking in. In a very touching moment, Ilana writes "I said hello, told him I thought he was a sweet guy, and a great basketball player. He was separated from his wife then and there was a lot of tabloid fodder. He said thank you and put his hand out. I shook his hand and told him he had a Jewish mother in his corner. He smiled then and said, “Everyone needs one of those.”" Awww! This sappy blog came at a good time because it was right after Mr. Odom was hospitalized. A great time to get clicks!

Coach "David"

This chance encounter wasn't at a salon. It was at a party. And Ilana LOVES to party! Usually by herself. In the blog titled "LeAnn Rimes – Team Mom?", Ilana tells us about "David." David is very interesting person. Not only is he one of Ilana's favorite people, he also JUST HAPPENS to be the coach on Eddie Cibrian's son's baseball team. And guess what? He also just HAPPENS to have some dirt on LeAnn Rimes! What a score! David tells us that LeAnn is a brat who insists on hanging out with the kids in the dugout. When David tells Eddie she has to get out, Eddie throws a fit. blah blah blah. None of this sounds real. Ilana writes "The entire thing was ridiculous and David got a good laugh out of how dumb they were." There isn't one quote from David in this entire blog. And David isn't even his real name. So, we have to just assume Ilana didn't pull this entire story out of her ass.

Airport Lady

This next story comes from her October 9, 2015 blog "Australia: Brave New World Part 3." Ilana can't go ANYWHERE without being recognized! Not even Australia! At the airport, Ilana is freaking out due to her fear of flying. So she heads to a kiosk to buy some water for her Xanax. When she goes to pay for it, she hands the cashier her credit card. "...then she really took a look at me and gasped. “You’re Ilana from the Jewish Journal!”" Uh huh... "I bid my new friend goodbye, grabbed a quick cocktail" ... "I boarded, took a Xanax, and prayed I would sleep the entire flight home." I'm willing to bet Ilana hallucinated this woman from all the alcohol and Xanax in her system.

Looking forward to your next chance encounter, Ilana!

Ilana Angel vs Andy Cohen

Ilana Angel only has 3 loves in her life: booze, drugs, and reality TV. Probably her favorite is the Real Housewives of whateverwhogivesashit. She's too unattractive and pathetic to actually be on the shows so she does the next best thing - she blogs about them and stalks the Housewives and tries to become their best friends. She stalked Brandi Glanville until Brandi realized what a psycho she is and dumped her. Now she has her eyes set on Gamble Breaux.

Ilana isn't Ilana if she isn't being a horrible human being. When the shows are airing, she will often live Tweet her thoughts. And her thoughts are often vicious. Andy Cohen had finally had enough when he Tweeted out "@ILANA_ANGEL have you ever enjoyed any season of any housewives ever? you have been tweeting nasty comments since I joined twitter!"[2]

This was probably the biggest blow Ilana has ever received. Even more so than when her husband dumped her for a more attractive woman. Ilana worships Andy Cohen so having this be his first Tweet to her was devastating. How did Ilana respond? Why, by writing a blog, of course!

"I have been watching for 19 weeks, and blogged the entire season, only to be questioned by Andy Cohen as to whether or not I even like the show because I never say anything nice."

"He is the most likeable and engaging Jew on television and I am proud of him. For him to question me however, is just silly."

"His comment was childish."

"I make a living writing about the shows he makes a living talking about, and he should embrace how that works."

"Lighten up and be nice to the funny Jewish writer."

Good, Ilana. Tell Andy Cohen more about what he should do.

Ilana tries and fails to be featured on Dateline NBC

Ilana Angel is really sad and pathetic. Apparently JewishJournal.com doesn't pay all that well because she's constantly begging for work elsewhere. But it seems she's not even qualified to write top ten lists for BuzzFeed.

In January 2015, Ilana made a pitch to Dateline NBC for them to feature a story...on her. "Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ilana Angel and I'm a writer for the Jewish Journal of Greater Los Angeles. I have two blogs with a large readership." So large that nobody has ever heard of her or her blogs.

"I am a loyal watcher of Dateline and not ashamed to say that you Mr. Mankiewicz, are a celebrity crush of mine." Yes. At the same time, Ilana was harassing Josh Mankiewicz on Twitter with a series of sexual advances. He never returned the interest.[3]

"There have been petitions to get me fired, letters to my editor, and threats of violence. All because of my writing about reality television." Sounds like people don't like her if they'd go through all that trouble. One petition to get her fired reached 110 signatures. And letters to her editor? So? She speaks her mind. Are her readers not allowed to speak theirs? "Threats of violence"? Like when she accused LeAnn Rimes of threatening Brandi Glanville ...except...she didn't?

"Important to note that Twitter has policies in place to protect users from this kind of thing, but the death threats have gone unnoticed by Twitter, so here I am sharing with you." Okay wait...people are sending her death threats and...she goes to Dateline instead of ...ya know...the police?

"I write about the shows but have no delusions about relationships with these people, nor am I invested in the shows" Bull...shit! she just stalks them and tries to become their best friends.

"I got a series of menacing tweets and threats from “Dean” and “Alexandria”. Both my employer and myself forward them to Twitter, but they're still active users, even with the death threats. The harassment is quite fascinating and I wouldn’t pay it much attention except for one thing: Dateline." Oh, wait, wait, wait! It's "fascinating" and she "wouldn't pay it much attention" so...that means...it's not really that serious. Right? If she wouldn't pay it much attention then how bad could it be? Oh! That's right! DATELINE!

"These people are crazy and I am not exaggerating when I tell you they could easily be on your program one day with everyone shaking their heads and feeling sad for the poor Jewish blogger who reached out for help as they publicly threatened her for months and nobody paid any attention to it." So, after telling them that these "threats" aren't really all that much of a concern to her, she tells Dateline that if somebody kills her, it will be Dateline's fault for not coming to her rescue. ...Smart.

"I have all the details, along with the tweets and threats as back up" So show them.

"You can follow my Twitter timeline as it will blow up after posting this blog." It didn't.

"“Rebecca” needs to get over her ex-husband and come to terms with his younger, more beautiful, TV star wife. She needs to think more about what will happen to her children when she is convicted of conspiracy to kill." Umm...WHAT??!

"It is ridiculous, possible, scary, and at the end of the day classic Dateline." God, she is shameless! This isn't about her feeling threatened at all. It's just so she can get on TV.

"There is a real dark side to reality television that goes beyond the people who choose to be on a show. For those of us who write about it, the fear is real." Jesus Christ...I just can't.

"I am employed as a writer and have back up, but what about the writers at home who work for themselves and have to deal wtih these types of attacks? This needs to be talked about." Maybe when she's writing an open letter to Dateline NBC she should use spell check.

"While I would date Josh, I have no interest in being one of his stories." He has no interest in dating her or featuring her as one of his stories.

"I’m watching my back and keeping it real." Again, she said herself that the "threats" were not a concern to her. She's just trying to get on TV.

She closes by finally posting what we can only assume to be the alleged "death threats."

That's it??? She wants Dateline to do a story based on two screen shots??? A bit vague, isn't it? Can we really call these "death threats?" "You're next" isn't really a death threat. And neither is a screen shot from Kill Bill. These are clearly meant for intimidation but "death threats"? She'll have to do better. Dateline clearly isn't interested in covering stories that should be handled by Twitter Support.

Here's some helpful advice: If you truly feel like someone is threatening your life, don't go to Dateline NBC. Go to the police.

Misogyny

Oddly enough, the people Ilana usually trashes are women. And she likes to use color language like "bitch" "whore" and "slut". She will often go after a woman based on her appearance even though she's not exactly a beauty queen.

In one unprovoked attack, Ilana chose to say that Khloe Kardashian "went from being the pretty one to looking like a drag queen caricature of herself. Very sad, but kinda funny too."[4]

Regarding LeAnn Rimes' appearance, she writes "the fact that she was unfortunate looking and had no real friends."[5]

On Lisa Vanderpump's looks, she said: "@LisaVanderpump is as pretty as she is ugly. Bless her. #RHOBH"

Why the attacks on women's appearances? Does she think she's hot? With that massive chin, acne scars, bushy eyebrows, and sun damage? Not to mention her weight. Seriously, if you're going to call people ugly, you better be fucking hot! If not, shut the fuck up!

In the blog "Good Whore. Bad Whore" Ilana tells us "I have no problem calling a woman a whore" "There are both good whores and bad whores." "When a woman sleeps with a married man, and she is not a prostitute, she is still a whore. If you are going to sleep with a man that you know is married, I think you are a whore. The man is more at fault, but you are a whore." "LeAnn gets some kind of sick enjoyment out of reminding the world that she is a whore." "There are also good attributes to a whore and women should be open to them. One of the best things a woman can do in a relationship is be whorish. Sex is important and creates a powerful bond. Not just the act of sex, but the intimacy that comes from being naked with someone." "If women could embrace their own inner whore, it would result in better sex, closer intimacy, and ultimately a more respectful appreciation of how great sex can be. When was the last time you got naked with your partner without having sex? In terms of how we act in our sexual relationships, being whorish can be a good thing."

What did we learn here?

1) Ilana has no problem calling women "whores."

2) She doesn't think all whores are bad. Just the ones that sleep with married men.

3) Men who sleep with married women aren't "whores." Just women who sleep with married men.

4) LeAnn Rimes enjoys being a "whore."

5) The simple act of being intimate with someone makes a woman a "whore." A good "whore." But still a "whore."

Ilana can dish it but can't take it

There are many words you could use to describe Ilana Angel but "hypocrite" is probably the best. Ilana often defends her vicious blogs and Tweets by saying she's JUST DOING HER JOB! But she doesn't really have a RIGHT to her job, does she? It's common practice that if and a public figure says or does something that a group of people don't agree with, they respond by writing letters, boycotting, etc. It's called "Free Speech." Ilana has it and so do the people who don't agree with her. However, if you voice your opinion that Ilana Angel is a detriment to JewishJournal and should be removed, she throws a fit.

In November 2015, a second petition was created on Change.Org to try and convince JewishJournal.com to stop featuring Ilana's blogs from their site. Ilana didn't like that and sought to have it removed. File:BallsofSteel.jpg

The petition was ABOUT her being a bully and was removed for CALLING her a bully.

So, okay...trying to get someone fired from them jobs is wrong. It's bullying.

When James L Marchese called some random Twitter user fat, Ilana jumped to the woman's defense. This was right after Ilana had said Khloe Kardashian looks like a "drag queen." When Mr. Marchese pointed out her hypocrisy, Ilana justified her statement by saying "Apples and oranges. Khloe is in the public eye & you wrote about a someone who is not."[6]

So, okay...we've established that it's not okay to try and get someone fired from their job and it's not okay to go after people who are not in the public eye. Except when you're Ilana Angel. Then it's okay.

Note: From here on out, certain names will be redacted as they are victims of Ilana. To keep things honest, links will still be available back to their original source.

In Ilana's October 2015 blog titled "Leann Rimes Fails at Social Media" she takes the opportunity to whine about people on Twitter who don't like her. With one Twitter user in particular, it gets rather personal.

The person she named here is not a blogger, is not a celebrity, is not in the public eye. The person is just an average Twitter user who disagrees with the things Ilana Angel says and voices their opinion about it. What was the purpose of naming their work place in Ilana's blog? For...context? No. This person's place of work has NOTHING TO DO with the story she is trying to tell. So why name it? She makes it clear in this statement: "I wonder if these people’s employers know what they do all day." That's code to her "troops" for "Go get this person fired."

The "friend's wedding" she's referring to is no ordinary friend. She's referring to Gamble Breaux of The Real Housewives of Melbourne. That sort of contradicts what Ilana said in January 2015, "I write about the shows but have no delusions about relationships with these people, nor am I invested in the shows." So anyway, Ilana once again is sucking ass to these reality TV people and she got invited to one of their weddings. A Twitter user Tweets to the reality TV person and tells them Ilana is scum. Ilana responds by blogging to her "troops" that they should get this person fired from their job. And then she took to Twitter and did the same thing.

It's important to note here that the Tweet Ilana re-Tweeted did not have Ilana tagged in it. It was a conversation between this person and their friends. Ilana just stalked their account and targeted them for harassment. Which is a violation of Twitter's TOS but that's okay when you're Ilana Angel.

Let's put aside Ilana's continued call for her "troops" to get this person fired and look at what they said. "ILANA scammed her way to the wedding by playing sick!" They're accusing Ilana of faking her cancer. OMG! RUDE! Sort of like how Ilana has accused LeAnn Rimes of faking illnesses to get out of performing at concerts. But you see, when Ilana does it, it's okay. When other people do it, they need to be fired from their jobs.

Let's take a look at Ilana's cancer scar, just for fun.

Ilana Angel is just above it all. She can say and do things others can't. Her own rules don't apply to her. Criticize her at your own risk.

50 by 50

On October 8, 2015, Ilana started her own personal YouTube account where she announced her "50 by 50" weight loss program that she would be documenting in video blogs.

Week One

Ilana announces that her 50th birthday will be coming in 6 months and she wants to lose 50lbs by then. She tells her viewers she wants to lose 2lbs a week. She tells us she's going to cut out potato chips and she will redefine her relationship with her boyfriend, Jose Cuervo.

Week Two

Ilana joins us on her exercise machine. This time she's in full makeup because lots of people told her she looked ugly in her last video. She tells us her goal is to lose 1.86lbs per week. Total weight lost in week one: 2.3lbs

Week Three

Ilana tells us she lost 1.9lbs in week two.

Week Four

In this video, Ilana tells us she did something very stupid. She ordered a pizza even though her son, Snickerdoodle, told her not to. And then she ate "two pieces" (uh-huh...) and blames it on Snickerdoodle for some reason.

Weight lost for week three: 1.3lbs

Week Five

Snickerdoodle is filming Ilana in this video. Ilana tells us about her new weight loss idea. She's going to put beans in cups. She tells us "I'm starving! I'm starving right now!"

Week Six

Total weight lost for week five: 2lbs

Week Seven

Total weight lost in week six: 0lbs

Nobody Cares

Even with Ilana's millions of fans, she struggles to get over 200 views per video.

Gallery

  • Ilana Angel's hoof
    Ilana Angel's hoof
  • The Evil Within
    The Evil Within
  • What a mess
    What a mess
  • Sun damage
    Sun damage
  • Ilana Angel and her thugs
    Ilana Angel and her thugs
  • Pretty Woman!
    Pretty Woman!
  • She likes to call other people ugly.
    She likes to call other people ugly.
  • Ilana Angel is insane.
    Ilana Angel is insane.
  • Lulz
    Lulz
  • Ilana's gonna get you!
    Ilana's gonna get you!
  • Ilana is a stupid whore.
    Ilana is a stupid whore.
  • Ilana picking her boogers.
    Ilana picking her boogers.

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