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Jeb Bush
—Jebbie should have listened to His Mother, Barbara |
John Ellis "Jeb" Bush or Jebbie, or Jebito, or The Guac Man, or Bush #3, or Cuck is the younger, more retarded brother of George W Bush. He started at the top, but has been falling quickly because nobody wants another Bush, and because he is Low Energy.
Political career
Jeb was Governor while his brother was ruining the country.
2016 presidential campaign
Yeb! Announced on June 15, 2015. He got in a lot of fights with The Donald which resulted in sending him to the bottom of the polls.
Supporters
He doesn't have any. The multi-billionaire Jews just alter the polls to make it look like he has some supporters.
Political positions
Guns
Marijuana
Opposes Recreational and Medical Use of Marijuana Even though he has admitted to being a pot head in the past.
Minimum wage
At least Jeb understands that flipping burgers isn't Worth $15 an hour.
Immigration
Jeb Bush thinks Immigration is an "act of love". He is sympathetic towards spics because as The Donald pointed out, his wife is one, and he registered to vote in Florida as a hispanic.
Taxes
War
Like his brother, Jeb is a neocon and a warmonger.
Rapefugees
Jeb has openly called for bringing in Refugees from Syria.
Gallery
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How a Trump vs Bush fight usually ends up.
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Jeb Doing it wrong
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If Jeb loves spics so much, why doesn't he marry one?
See also
- Dubya
- Donald Trump
- Ted Cruz
- Hillary Clinton
- Carly Fiorina
- Bernie Sanders
- Rand Paul
- Mexico
- Cuckservative
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