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Jeb Bush

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There are other qualified people, and quite frankily, we've had enough Bushes
 

 
 

—Jebbie should have listened to His Mother, Barbara

John Ellis "Jeb" Bush or Jebbie, or Jebito, or The Guac Man, or Bush #3, or Cuck is the younger, more retarded brother of George W Bush. He started at the top, but has been falling quickly because nobody wants another Bush, and because he is Low Energy.

Political career

Jeb was Governor while his brother was ruining the country.

2016 presidential campaign

Yeb! Announced on June 15, 2015. He got in a lot of fights with The Donald which resulted in sending him to the bottom of the polls.

Supporters

He doesn't have any. The multi-billionaire Jews just alter the polls to make it look like he has some supporters.

Political positions

Guns

MOAR GUNS!!

Marijuana

Opposes Recreational and Medical Use of Marijuana Even though he has admitted to being a pot head in the past.

Minimum wage

At least Jeb understands that flipping burgers isn't Worth $15 an hour.

Immigration

Jeb Bush thinks Immigration is an "act of love". He is sympathetic towards spics because as The Donald pointed out, his wife is one, and he registered to vote in Florida as a hispanic.

Taxes

MOAR WORK!!

War

Like his brother, Jeb is a neocon and a warmonger.

Rapefugees

Jeb has openly called for bringing in Refugees from Syria.

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See also

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