Mattmurderface
mattmurderface (aka Matt Stevanus - yes "anus") is a deviantART user and obvious Internet tough guy. He threw himself into the cesspool of fail known as deviantART sometime in September 2008 and has been making grown men cry with his unoriginal and appalling artwork ever since. Matt seems to think he has a commission from Marvel Comics to share his shitty Metalocalypse ripoff comic with the world. However due to Marvel outlining on their own website that they have currently halted open submissions, he has proven to be yet another stinking liar of a TARTlet, a redundant statement if I've ever heard one. He also seems to have failed to take into account that Metalocalypse is an appallingly unfunny cartoon watched only by obese, neckbearded metalfags.
If this blatant two faced behavior toward his loyal basement dwelling fanbase was not enough, he has also designed a sock puppet account known as Brains-brains who he claims to be his brother, despite the fact that the artwork and hilariously pathetic Internet tough guy attitude are the same as on his main page. He also fails to have noticed that a number of pictures on the "Brains-brains" account have his signature scribbled all over them, thus proving he suffers from the same assburgers retardation as most of deviantART. On this sock puppet account Matt likes to post pictures of Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life, Brian Griffin and his cousin Jasper from Family Guy, and Tommy Pickles from the Rugrats. All being tickle tortured and/or having their brains eaten by monkeys, thus proving what a sick and twisted, kiddy fiddling furfag he truly is.
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Banned from dA
Matt's final bout came in light of Kanye West's VMA incident. Matt ranted about it on the Complaints Forum, whining that rap was shit and America was going through a downwards spiral. Whenever he got heat from others he responded with insults worded with terms he got from a thesaurus in an attempt to sound intellectual. He later on claimed that it was an experiment for his Social Psychology class and mentioned that how he acted towards comments depended on how nice or mean they were: His flames toward trolls resulted in his ban.
Ok I don't know how to make new sections for the acticle so i'm just going to type this here but I am proud to announce I am the girl who brought Matt down....again. I'm the reason he's not on DA anymore. But I would like to add some things no one else would know unless they came across the unfortunate chance to meet Matt in person and go to his house every weekend for a few months. Matt has a stuffed animal fetish. A few years ago he made a huge Rocko plushie and claims that he believes it is alive and he loves it like a girlfriend. Everyone who has seen this Rocko has at one point noticed there's a hole in it's stitchings, this is where we believe he rapes his poor creation. If I knew how to post pictures I would post one with his many, many, many stuffed animals. If the original writer of this article reads this I would like you to contact me at this email adress so i can tell you more things you can add to the article and give you pictures and convos to use. my email is [email protected]
Banned from dA again
External Links
E-mails:
Deviantart Accounts:
Main DA accountBannedSock puppet accountAlso bannedHis *NEW* accountNever mind ...- His "sister"
His Deathheretic666 accountBannedHis Rocko fanclubBanned again
Other Links:
- His current YouTube account
- His pre-2009 YouTube account
- His personal Slipknot website
- His Fanart Central Account
- His MySpace (big lulz to be gained here)
- His twitter account
- Linkedin.com lol 'art school'
- His FurAffinity account
See Also
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| Featured article May 19, 2009 | ||
| Preceded by Creepy Chan |
Mattmurderface | Succeeded by Operation YouTube |
| Featured article May 29, 2009 | ||
| Preceded by Metapedia.org |
Mattmurderface | Succeeded by The Comprehensive Theory of Lulz |