xXAshBiohazardXx

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Skye, aka JohnnyXDevi/xXAshBiohazardXx/IRL name Ash Niccals, is a 13 year old who claims to be 16, an Emo Slutbag, and Attention Whore who tries her best to gain pity and a false sense of fame from her shitty art. Her ego is so huge that it's bigger than shit shot out from a elephant's ass. She has an unhealthy obsession over artists on DeviantART and is a Fantard spawning from the depths of America; one that never gets the "The more you bitch about no one liking you" truth she is told but is too far up her own ass and busy playing the victim.

Basic example of a Fantard

xXAshBiohazardXx's daily activities include writing endless seas of journals, whining, fangirling and being crazy to insane lengths. During these activities, she is known to lie, and beg for gifts.

An Ode to Thee

Another twat on DevianTart
Who whines and begs for attention and art. 
She creates sues, who's fashion she maims.
She steals other character's names.

Confronted with proof, right before her eyes.
Even then she rages, denies, and lies.
She sends off white knights to attack her foes,
but plays innocent as she sticks up her nose.

She's so annoying that we could fist her.
Her character, Ash, is also Tak's sister.
She's irken and pregnant, impossible, yes?
Well nobody ever informed her, I guess.

She notes things to Zerna, like some kind of creep,
behind people's backs while not saying a peep.
Like "Lol they all h8 me", and "theyr so meen"
but the hypocrite herself doesn't come clean.

She lies about her mother, saying she is dead.
She thinks she is sadistic and crazy in the head.
Once she claimed to have cancer, she wrote with a pout.
Just because she said her hair was falling out.

Huge Ego

xXAshBiohazardXx, having a huge ego, thinks her art is so amazing that she has placed it up to be brought for actual money [1]. Being crazy, she encourages you to worship her.[2] [3]

If someone so much as objects or stands up to this over obsessive Fantard she points fingers, denies begging for points, art, and everything.

	“	since when do i ever beg for points!? and no im not a zerna fantard. if i was, i would be making art for her 24/7. please don't talk to me. i never do want you to, because your just sounding rude and butting in.	„

Moar From Bleedman's Fap Gallery About missing Pics

You smell that? smells like bullshit
Another batshit crazy fan who denies but forgets to wipe shit off her own ass.
Yet she claims she's not a tard.

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Orly.
Bitch please.

What Does My Money Get Me? About missing Pics

fur faggotry for a whole 500 points
or perhaps you're a fan of this shit; still 500 points
maybe that 500-point fur shit wasn't enough for you. Now you get much of the same but for MOAR (700) points

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This bonerkill is definitely worth the 700-point tag
Got a bigger wallet? Then for a whole 1000 points you get, you guessed it, the exact same shit!

$1 USD gets you about 80 points, do the math.

PLZ ED Take my... I mean my daughter's article down

Last thursday she decided to contact ED via Facebook pretending to be her own mother and left this oh-so-convincing request:

After realizing how hilariously obvious her attempted deception was she added:

	“	PS: i'm on her profile because i don't plan on making myself a stupid FB account	„

Her plan worked perfectly in bizarro world and only helped draw attention to a shitty attack article that would have otherwise been deleted long ago. Instead this only led people to edit it more, which in turn made her try to blank the article which only drew MOAR attention.

Ultimately her sad lie did more harm then good and also gave us the name of her mother so we can send her pictures of dicks.