DotA 2

Valve's ripoff of the original WC3 Mod, Valve has taken IP that isn't there's, made no noticeable changes, and created a massive game with little to no effort. What's essentially nothing more than an engine update for the original DotA with hats, Valve has made its most popular game. Enter Defense of the Ancients 2. An inferior version of League of Lesbians with 15 years worth of antiquated engine nuance, depth, and balance changes to the point where it takes years of playing and constantly monitoring dev posts in order to understand the basic mechanics of how a single spell works, if it works as intended. It's okay, though, since the game is still in beta and has been for 6 years. Individual games are full of unseen amounts of rage, desperate attempts at edgelording and players losing games trying meme builds they found on Reddit and Youtube. Save the time and play League.

Notable Heroes

Anti-Mage

The self-loathing Queer of wizarding, Anti-Mage, A.K.A. Mangina or Anti-Fun, in typical depth of lore fashion, hates Magic. He hates it so much that his spells revolve around fucking over magic users by drainging mana, then casting a spell to do damage based on mana drained.

Goblin Techies

The only heterosexual hero, Goblin Techies are a group of 3 heroes who plant mines, plant mines, plant mines, and show their praise to glorious Allah by exploding themselves on other heroes. This hero's most notable for being the single best hero in the game to piss off players on both teams. You can fuck with players by placing mines in completely random areas they don't expect regardless of how effective, buying a force staff to punish them for trying to de-mine and instantly exploding, and by being a complete worthless sack of shit to your own team

SKELETON Wraith KING

THE TRUE ONE-BUTTON KING DOES NOT NEED SPELLS. HE HAS A SINGLE STUN THREE PASSIVES AND IT IS ALL YOU NEED TO WIN. BOW BEFORE A TRUE SKILLCAP-BASED HERO, PEASANT. VALVE WAS THREATENED WITH LAWLSUITS BY BLIZZARD FOR USING LEORIC THE SKELTEON KING SO THEY PUSSIED OUT AND MADE HIM A LITTLE BITCH WITH TOGGLES. MAYBE NEXT PATCH THEY'LL LET YOU TOGGLE OFF HIS REINCARNATION AND KILL HIMSELF.

Phoenix

SCREE KAW HAHA SQUARK KAKAAAAAW I'M A BIRD

Personalities

Kevin "Purge" Godec

Known primarily for his intro-to-DotA, "Welcome to DotA, You suck", Template:YTUser is known for being a terrible, terrible player, but trying to teach noobs how mechanics work.

Sir Action Slacks

Walking proof that nothing good ever comes from crowdfunding, Template:YTUser is a meme-spewing literal giant, Slacks gained DotA 2 notoriety through YouTube and Reddit e-begging when his computer broke down, only to make thousands of irl dollars and spend it all flying his girlfriend to the International and a green screen. He's currently a host at Valve's events since they need somebody as retarded as the community who's also tall enough to hold the boom mics over the interviewee's heads, and Sheever can only be in one place at a time.

Pyrion Flax

Template:YTUser was about as much of a DotA personality as DotA is a professional Sport. Nobody ever liked him, his content wasn't funny or relevant, and he sounds and looks like Fran Drescher fucked a Walrus. Known for making "Guides" in MS Paint and crying about every spell a hero has rather than actual guides.

Sheever

She has a vag. She doesn't have a sense of humor, knowledge of the game, and understandable accent, or a likable personality, but she has a vag and you have to have one of those on panels or people find something else to masturbate to.