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It's a tough pill to swallow!

The Brownpill is a copypasta spawned in the fiery depths of 8chan. Its content concerns the antics of Sir Reginald "Pooperoni Pizza" Brownpill, who presents and narrates the video typically accompanying an organic Brownpill. Its author, known only as Based Brownpill Spammer™, spread the tenets of the Brownpill far and wide across the many boards of fullchan. A board, /brownpill/, was founded soon after for discussions of Reggie's visionary ideology as well as showcasing Brownpills found in the wild. Generous application of The Brownpill on problem areas is said to cure cancer.

The Brownpill

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

https://media.8ch.net/brownpill/src/1433783228977.mp4

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

Quotes

Sir Reginald beholds the eponymous excrement

“   i might be a faggot and have a little dick but ill tell you what i can shit a mean turd   „     —Sir Reginald     “   14/88 white power my friends   „     — Based Brownpill Spammer     “   Turds are yummy   „     —Sir Reginald     “   niggers smells like toilet seat covers   „     —Raymond Rumpstain     “   fuck niggers   „     —BigCock McDickCum     “   the anal leakage tasted like nothing i had ever experienced before   „     —Roland Fecalfondue     “   i lost my virginity to a turd   „     —Sir Reginald Pooperton, on his fondest childhood memory     “   Sexual turds get out of hand when man shits himself to death   „     — What some believe happened to Reggie     “   gay poo poo man takes shit with dicks   „     —Bintr Magmorganorts, describing Reggie's famous antics     “   i am a bad president   „     —Barack Obama Previous Quote | Next Quote

The Tale

Sit down, my son, time for a tale

I bring you wisdom from this male...

Reginald, a man of class

Reginald had quite the ass

Enormous poop in his toilet

Grabbed the log that he just shit

I'll save this - said the turd hoarder

Need to grab the camcorder

And upload it, for all to see

Let us begin, spiritually

Down the hatch - he bites a nugget

Avast! The taste, he seems to love it

Turds ain't just for bottomfeeders

Erection full, 2 centimeters

Almost there, he chomps away

Fulfilled from his turd of the day

Using his feces on his dick

Creates friction with that brown stick

Knowing he's about to splatter

It's beautiful, the poo poo platter

Now Reggie lay, his dick little

Gets taken to the hospital

That day, Sir Reggie fucking died

Unzipped his drawers and poo pot pie'd

"Reginald died for your turds"

Don't forget the sacred words

He fucking died

sir reginald ate a fucking turd, jerked off with it and fucking died.
Roger Rundfunk gobbles a floater, jerks with a poo fragment, and fucking died.
Ripcord RootyTooty bites a fecal lump, cream pies a shit loaf, and fucking died.
RazzleDazzle swallows an anal whop, jelqs with a rump stump, and fucking died.
Reginald ate poop then came on some and fucking died.
Randy O'Handy chomps a loaf, yanks his diddle with a poop glob, and fucking died.
Red Rover Whistleblower gargles brown, goes to town, and fucking died.
Redge trimmer sledge hammer shits a plum, eats it, beats it, and fucking died.
Rob on the cob guzzles excrement, tugs his chubby with a gnarly shitball, and fucking died.
sir reginald ate a fucking turd on the dining room table, jerked off with it, and fucking died.
Officer Rope-Groper powers through a dung wad, yoinks his boink with it, and fucking died.

The Brownpill escapes 8chan

Reggie turds his dick

In October of 2015, Bintr Magmorganorts, passionate nigger hater and author of well-renowned fecal erotica across the globe, incorporated in the name of Sir Reggie the subreddit TurdsWithDicks. Like a firestorm of holy retribution, The Brownpill has begun to spread throughout the vast internets.