Adam

Adam is a name that autists usually have. The following people serve as direct evidence for my scientific theory:

• Adam's Block, Adam is a paranoid autist from San Francisco who set up some cameras of his street (block).

• Adam Peter Lanza, the perpetrator of the Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre.

• Adam L. Goldstein, filthy kike internet tough guy.

• Adam Pacitti, some obscure meme.

• Adam Savage, that guy from the mythbusters. A leaked Goatse pic of his emerged on the internet, causing a lot of drama and frying the brains of thousands.

• Adam Sharp, generic redneck autist from Missouri.

• Adam Wan, a pedophile and furfag (although the two are always interchangeable) who draws a lot of perverted Furry Porn.

• Adam Laird Katswell, the ultimate autistic life-form.

• Adam Goodes, an Aboriginal ape from Australia.

Adam (search) is part of a series of Names

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." --JFK Aaron • Abigail • Adam • Al • Ali • Alex • Alexis • Alice • Allison • Amanda • Andrew • Angela • Anne • Anthony • Arthur • Barry • Ben • Betty • Bill • Bob • Brandon • Brett • Brian • Brianna • Brittany • Brock • Bruce • Bundy • Carl • Chad • Charles • Chelsea • Chen • Chiu • Christian • Christopher • Chuck • Claire • Courtney • Crystal • Curtis • Dakota • Daniel • Dave • David • Dick • Donald • Dylan • Edward • Emily • Emma • Eric • Fanny • Francis • Fred • Gary • Gene • George • Glenn • Gordon • Greta • Helen • Ian • Jack • Jacob • Jake • James • Jamie • Jan • Jared • Jason • Jeff • Jennifer • Jeremy • Jerry • Jessica • Jim • Jin • Joe • John • Jonathan • Jones • Jordan • Josef • Joseph • Justin • Keith • Kelly • Kevin • Kim • Krystal • Larry • Lindsay • Lisa • Locke • Malik • Mallory • Mario • Mark • Martin • Mary • Matthew • Megan • Michael • Misha • Moore • Muhammad • Nate • Nathan • Neil • Nick • Oliver • Olivia • Patrick • Paul • Phil • Philip • Poe • Quentin • Rachel • Randy • Ray • Rick • Richard • Robert • Ronald • Ryan • Samuel • Sarah • Sean • Shane • Simon • Simpson • Stan • Steve • Sylvia • Tard • Tay • Taylor • Ted • Terrence • Thomas • Tim • Todd • Tom • Troy • Turner • Tyler • Venus • Wesley • William • Yoshi • Zach This is a disambiguation template — we hope you feel less ambiguated.