Boaty McBoatface

Boaty McBoatface is tangible proof that democracy works. When we stare at the name on ~~her~~ xyr majestic hull, we'll think to ourselves, "Yes, the lowest common denominator can be as cultured, noble, and well-meaning as aristocrats. Aristocrats don't don't even know how to mean well, anyway. All they know is how oppress and exploit, and hatred is the only emotion they possess. That's why we vote and protest our 'betters' at every opportunity. As long as we outnumber them, we can vote in the best Presidents, Legislatures, and ship names."