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Colby James/Susanne R. Kirshenbaum

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Susanne R. Kirshenbaum was a Honeybee Paratrooper in Honeybee Company and the 506th Paratrooper Invantry Regiment and the 104th Airborne that she served under, she was one of the five german girls from germany that joined in the army, she was also a friend of Rosetti,

Biography

Early Life.

Susanne R. Kirshenbaum was born in 1996 on April 1st on April Fools day.

In her life she was one of the girls that garduated in Berlin Scout School and after she garduated she stoal away aboard a train that headed to Hammburg to the port,

Once she went aboard the ship she was joined by some girls that where heading to America by the names of Elsa Dittrich and also Karel Van Klinken, Kaatje Von Kuhn, who became stoal aways to head to the USA. When they where aboard the ship they where soon found by a Crewmen and where both brought to the Captain of the Cargo Liner. As they where talking to him they where alowed to be on board until it came to the USA at New York.

When they arrived they soon discided to join the Honeybee Paratroopers to help in the War or otherwise known as World War III the war started by Dragonflie Cherry.

World War III

They arrived at Camp Taccoa and would join the Honeybee Company and the 4 germans then where assinged to 2nd Platoon of 2nd Lieutenant Kappus`s unit,

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Kirshenbaum and Rosetti trainning hard.

However a mean Captain named Anton St Germain harrased her and the rest of Honeybee Company durring their trainning, However one girl by the name of Private/For a time Susanna T. Rosetti befriended Kirshenbaum durring her trainning and she said to her that Anton was a dick and an Egg, because he had been very unfriendly to the platoon, she exepted her kindness and respected Rosetti as a good friend, She apperently helped her durring her trainning, Until one day now 1st Lieutenant Kappus James said to fight together and they did, they all managed to complet the trainning right on time just before Anton had told 1st Lieutenant Kappus what he had done in the morning as a trick that would not let him see it,

Then they soon went under trainning in the Airplane aboard a C-47 to see if they could complet it, however their instructor told them "Any refuse in the aircraft then you will be out of the airborne, then later on the C-47 Rosetti helped her behind her back to complet it right on time, they jumped and where high above the air just before they had landed to the ground, when she landed she was pulled with her parashoot until Rosetti helped her,

Later that night she and Rosetti and her close friend Kuhn both drank wine but not to mention they where under age to drink wine, however they talked until Colonel Mary Francis Gibbons told them they diserved this party and where alowed to drink, the only problem was Kirshenbaum was drunk and she through up because she drank too much wine and so was her friends.

They later moved to Camp Mackall to have basic trainning but however durring a first pratice it was like the enmey killed the team, but she was chosen as the one to pretend to be wounded. then on their second trainning they completed it on time. They where soon to move out to england and also the entire company went on the train bound for Aldbourne England,

They arrived at the same place that she arrived at New York and the company boarded a ship to head all the way to England on. at some point Rosetti told Kirshenbaum that Kappus is a great platoon leader unlike Anton who is mean, so Kirshenbaum trusted her and would only trust Kappus because he didn`t call them names. Kirshenbaum then met 1st Lieutenant Kappus aboard the ship but she told him I respect you because you never hurt anyone or call them names. and Kappus respected that.

At some point in the battle of Aldbourne England she started to befriend Penny Lefcowitz because she told her something durring trainning, She was in the same 2nd platoon as Kappus and her best friend Rosetti was, she of course then was later ordered by Kappus to move out although Captain Anton St Germain not arrived on time, Kappus instead disobayed Anton`s orders and was soon court mashalled, and later Anton left due to not arriving on time and to be resined,

Kirshenbaum was soon nicknamed "Hammy" by her best friend Rosetti because she liked eating ham and Pizzia that Rosetti had made. Kirshenbaum liked the nickname as it came out.

When they soon where to move to the airfeild she at one stage got harrised by Portia Gibbons and Kirshenbaum got very upset and begain to cry due to bullying by her. she called her a ugly girl due to the way she looked. Rosetti helped her out.

She was in the same airplane as Rosetti and was in Group 56 which was 2nd Lieutenant Werner`s group, she was one of them whom started to fall in love with Werner but he told her "I still am not the right man for you." he said to her. according to this, it then made her want him.

That night when they came into Turkey and accross the dropzone she then managed to jump but made it, Rosetti and Kirshenbaum where seperated from their group but they would later regroup 5 days later where Kappus was.

At one time she and Rosetti started jokeing and then started to say many rude things about Anton ST Germain at that time. they would later be ordered by Joseph Brethren to move out with 1 platoon and 2nd Platoon and 3rd Platoon to look for Fox Company, However at this time their where only 2 survivors from a chrashed airplane.

Battle at Eskisehir.

She arrived at Eskisehir aboard the new Army Eliphants almost like the ones in Halo 3 muitiplayer, but to Susanne she was amazed that they could carry Honeybee Company Paratroopers or other companys. they where only 3 or 4 of them.

Just before they arrived and Kappus gave the orders to 1st Lieutenant Joseph Brethren along with 3 Honeybee Paratrooper went to attack the town only two made it right before the battle begain in the town of Eskisehir. When she and Susanna T. Rosetti went the wrong way that led to the siloes where it led to a Dragonflie Sniper, However she and Rosetti took cover behind a fallen Dragonflie Army Truck, However Rosetti was killed by the sniper and after the death of Rosetti, but this made Kirshenbaum kill the Dragonflie Sniper with her rifle, Susanne was upset of Rosetti`s death and began to cry after that,

Later the battle ended when the Dragonfile forces where in retreat and the ailies took the town,

A sad day and a move on.

On the 2nd day at Eskisehir, Susanne began to look very sad and she began to talk to her friend Private Kaatie Von Kuhn who began to say it was not her fault that Rosetti was killed, so she made a friend to Susanne. She was forced to move on from Rosetti and continue the battle of Turkey.

Battle at Bloody Farmland,

She moved out to Bloody Farmland for a scouting mission but they where attacked by Dragonflie forces again, Kirshenbaum was one of the girls to survive the assault that came, and was in the same foxhole as Kuhn and their Lieutenant, Werner was. Werner told Kirshenbaum "Susanne that is your name right, well I kind of like German girls in this acsent, well I kind of like you Susanne," replies Werner to Kirshenbaum, after he said that Susanne began to blush, and her cheeks turned red, this ment she liked him,

Later the next day a another assault came and Susanne was one of the girls that used a rifle along with Kuhn to fight the Dragonflies, she tried to take a tank down but she witnessed the death of one girl Sergeant Kala B. Smitherson who was killed by crossfire from a tank which blew her to bits which instantly killed her, but another girl that was with her was wounded and survived, Susanne saved Sergeant Mercier and braught her to the foxhole where Kuhn was covering the fire, Mercier was pleased that Susanne saved her life from the tank, later the other army known as 2nd armoured and the marine unit from the 4th Marine Divion came to help the 506th and also to help Honeybee Company and other Companys and later the battle was won,

A Stay in Turkey and also honoring Rosetti,

She partook at the speach of the Night of the bayonett, where Private Krista Smith axedently stabbed their Sergeant Talbert, she was impressed but Smith got imbarissed of this, later in Turkey and that they had a great time Susanne went to Rosetti`s grave to greave for her and as she greaved she was met by Werner and he asked her if they would like to go on a date which they did she also began to blush after Werner said that.

Dinner for Two!

Werner and Kirshenbaum went to dinner that night as a date and his jeep driver took them their to dinner, Susanne said to Werner that she would have a grown up dinner, she had Turkish bread and Chicken Curry of her tea. then they was a dance which Susanne asked politly for Werner, and he said "Yes" to her. They then danced together and they both then talked as they danced to jazz. It turned to be a great night for them and the begining of a Relationship! Also Mercier came to thank Kirshenbaum again who saved her back at Bloody Farmland where she was wounded and she recovered from her wounds.

The Battle of Turkmenistarn.

Just before the battle of Turkmenistarn and the drop she talks to Kuhn and says to her that someday she and her could go to the USA again,