York imperial size cigarettes

York imperial size cigarettes, also known as Jerk imperial size cigarettes, is the brand of cigarettes that, according to advertisement, uses "its length instead of a filter". So it will save you from lung cancer, right? Except if one smokes York imperial size cigarettes, the cigarette will become shorter and its length would no longer work as a filter.

York is the best cigarette brand for ~~getting lung cancer quickly~~ showing off your ego!