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Warbears/SSLogs2
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Warbears SSLogs 2, TL;DR or lulz? YOU DECIDE!
[Friday:16:38:26] blackgoth (3runner): hello u ;) [Friday:16:38:36] Pokchu: hey there ;) [Friday:16:38:41] blackgoth (3runner): how r u [Friday:16:38:48] Pokchu: feeling great [Friday:16:38:54] blackgoth (3runner): y is that [Friday:16:39:15] Pokchu: got some inspiration today [Friday:16:39:27] blackgoth (3runner): on?? [Friday:16:39:50] Pokchu: art [Friday:16:40:05] blackgoth (3runner): kool [Friday:16:40:29] Pokchu: although [Friday:16:40:41] Pokchu: it's not exactly happy inspiration [Friday:16:40:47] Pokchu: I'm just glad I thought of something [Friday:16:41:05] Pokchu: it's about death [Friday:16:41:56] Pokchu: and how my mother commited suicide just four days ago [Friday:16:42:22] blackgoth (3runner): what!!!! ur mum died [Friday:16:42:25] Pokchu: yeah [Friday:16:42:37] Pokchu: she shot herself in the mouth [Friday:16:42:49] blackgoth (3runner): what for real!!!:-O [Friday:16:42:53] Pokchu: :( [Friday:16:42:59] Pokchu: yes [Friday:16:43:34] blackgoth (3runner): (})s & (K)s for u to help u [Friday:16:43:59] Pokchu: Huh? Special K? [Friday:16:44:20] blackgoth (3runner): it says hugs and kisses for u [Friday:16:44:40] Pokchu: Ah [Friday:16:44:59] blackgoth (3runner): r u alone [Friday:16:45:03] Pokchu: yeah [Friday:16:45:17] Pokchu: my father got kicked out of the house after she found him sleeping around with other men [Friday:16:45:41] blackgoth (3runner): what ur mums died and ur dads gay:-O [Friday:16:46:02] Pokchu: yeah [Friday:16:46:10] Pokchu: it's insane [Friday:16:46:21] blackgoth (3runner): so what u and ur sis live in the house by ursleves [Friday:16:46:48] Pokchu: have I talked about my sister yet [Friday:16:47:27] Pokchu: oh yeah [Friday:16:47:57] Pokchu: she's been living on the streets of new york for the last 2 years [Friday:16:48:11] Pokchu: we--I haven't been able to find her [Friday:16:48:27] Pokchu: she ran away from home after my mom and dad's bickering just became too much for her [Friday:16:49:01] Pokchu: she's probably snorting crack off a hooker's back right now [Friday:16:49:09] Pokchu: she had the addiction before she ran away [Friday:16:49:17] Pokchu: we tried to help her deal with it but she refused [Friday:16:50:07] Pokchu: threw a glass bottle at the wall during intervention and screamed "YOU AIN'T TAKIN' MY BLOW AWAY YOU COCKMONGLERS!" [Friday:16:50:37] Pokchu: my life is shambles right now [Friday:16:51:03] blackgoth (3runner): ahh poor u well im here [Friday:16:51:12] Pokchu: in truth [Friday:16:51:30] Pokchu: I'm sitting on the sidewalk right now with a laptop outside of a coffee shop, stealing their wi-fi [Friday:16:52:21] blackgoth (3runner): so wat r u doing for a house [Friday:16:52:40] Pokchu: I'm living next to the coffee shop under a shelter [Friday:16:52:58] Pokchu: to shower, I strip naked and stand on the roof while it rains [Friday:16:53:31] blackgoth (3runner): i so hope this is not true coz otherwise im going to cry :'( [Friday:16:53:37] Pokchu: it is [Friday:16:53:48] Pokchu: my life has been a tear-jerking soap opera for the last few years [Friday:16:53:50] Pokchu: painful [Friday:16:54:21] Pokchu: I'm going to write an auto-biography when I can [Friday:16:54:38] blackgoth (3runner): c nearly in tears [Friday:16:55:56] Pokchu: I met core, the guy you were talking to last night, through orphan's anonymous [Friday:16:56:15] blackgoth (3runner): ok [Friday:16:56:16] Pokchu: and then I told him about warbears [Friday:16:56:23] Pokchu: he's on right now [Friday:16:56:31] blackgoth (3runner): o ok [Friday:16:56:38] Pokchu: mind if I invite him in [Friday:16:57:21] blackgoth (3runner): if u want u can [Friday:16:57:25] *** [email protected] (core) has joined the conversation. [Friday:16:57:30] blackgoth (3runner): hey core [Friday:16:57:32] Pokchu: hey core buddy [Friday:16:57:39] Pokchu: how's life lately [Friday:16:57:47] Core: hi guys... [Friday:16:57:48] Core: i dunno [Friday:16:57:50] Core: just thinking about my parents [Friday:16:57:55] Core: are you coming to orph anon tonight [Friday:16:58:00] Pokchu: of course [Friday:16:58:14] Pokchu: maybe I can share my paintings with them [Friday:16:58:22] Pokchu: my dark, disturbing paintings [Friday:16:58:27] Core: what didja paint? [Friday:16:58:46] Pokchu: the scene of my mother's death [Friday:16:59:09] Pokchu: it's a blood orgy [Friday:16:59:31] Core: oh right... [Friday:16:59:35] Core: mine were pretty bloody too [Friday:16:59:38] blackgoth (3runner): sorry guys ill be bk in a sec need to wipe my eyes [Friday:17:00:05] Core: Did I tell you how they died Pok? [Friday:17:00:12] Pokchu: refresh me [Friday:17:00:23] Core: I think I did [Friday:17:00:26] Core: My mom freaked out [Friday:17:00:28] Core: Well [Friday:17:00:32] Core: This is what the cops told me.. [Friday:17:00:35] Core: It might've been different.. [Friday:17:00:53] Pokchu: :( [Friday:17:00:59] Pokchu: i feel your pain [Friday:17:01:08] Core: I was in America at the time.. [Friday:17:01:23] Core: But she stabbed him a bunch of times with a butter knife [Friday:17:01:42] Pokchu: it's like i say [Friday:17:01:47] Pokchu: everything is a weapon [Friday:17:01:49] Core: Chokes herself on the knife [Friday:17:01:52] Pokchu: even...a butter knife [Friday:17:01:56] Pokchu: :' ( [Friday:17:02:02] Pokchu: terrible [Friday:17:02:02] Core: Yeah =/ [Friday:17:02:11] Core: They were barely recognisable... I didnt want to see the bodies [Friday:17:02:19] Core: They were left for 3 weeks before a neighbour found them.. [Friday:17:02:34] Pokchu: as if nobody cared...:( [Friday:17:02:37] Core: House full of flies... [Friday:17:02:41] Core: I dont even wanna think about it [Friday:17:03:13] Pokchu: an orgy of flies [Friday:17:03:18] Pokchu: lord [Friday:17:04:10] Core: It was bad [Friday:17:04:13] Core: But I'm making out OK [Friday:17:04:21] Core: American people put so much food in the trash [Friday:17:04:28] Core: And the salvation army give me sandwiches and clothes [Friday:17:04:35] Core: Orph anon give me a place to stay sometimes [Friday:17:04:35] Pokchu: I found a really good sandwhich in the dumpster today [Friday:17:04:53] Pokchu: some of the cheese wasn't gnawed away by disease carrying rats...go figure [Friday:17:04:54] Core: It was tempting to sell my laptop but I'm glad I didn't [Friday:17:05:09] Core: Oh yeah! [Friday:17:05:17] Core: Sometimes you can get really good sandwiches [Friday:17:06:19] Core: Try the trash cans beside starbucks [Friday:17:06:24] Core: And dumpsters beside starbucks [Friday:17:06:32] Pokchu: one moment [Friday:17:06:39] Pokchu: the wind is knocking me all over the place [Friday:17:06:45] Pokchu: I need to change where I am [Friday:17:06:48] Pokchu: -__- [Friday:17:06:52] Pokchu: brb [Friday:17:06:55] Core: I hate that :( [Friday:17:07:26] Pokchu: now my nose is running [Friday:17:07:32] Pokchu: *wipes snot on sleeve* [Friday:17:07:44] Pokchu: ugh, this shirt can't handle any more snot [Friday:17:07:53] Core: Hehe [Friday:17:07:54] Core: You know [Friday:17:08:03] Core: People always told me that being homeless is really bad [Friday:17:08:08] Core: But it's not THAT bad! [Friday:17:08:27] Core: As long as the cops leave you alone you can make out alright [Friday:17:09:26] Core: For the first month it's hard [Friday:17:11:20] blackgoth (3runner): thanks guys for making me cry :'( [Friday:17:11:29] blackgoth (3runner): i cant stop crying now [Friday:17:12:12] Core: Oh, sorry [Friday:17:12:14] blackgoth (3runner): *me crys into her pillow but has to pull down skirt as her thong is showing* [Friday:17:12:44] Pokchu: there there [Friday:17:12:49] Pokchu: things will be alright [Friday:17:12:50] Core: It's ok [Friday:17:12:53] Core: We're not too badly off [Friday:17:13:06] Core: Trash cans are like self serve buffets [Friday:17:13:32] Core: And you get used to the rotting meat [Friday:17:13:40] blackgoth (3runner): i feel really guilty for having a job and a roof over my head and u no the rest *me crys even more* [Friday:17:14:29] Core: Dont feel guilty [Friday:17:14:35] Core: We are just unfortunate [Friday:17:15:33] blackgoth (3runner): i waste money and food i throw food away i spend money on useless junk im useless and unattractive *crys even more in to her pillow* [Friday:17:15:57] Core: I wish i had a pillow [Friday:17:15:59] Core: That'd be sweet [Friday:17:16:11] Pokchu: I just have this pigeon feather [Friday:17:16:18] Pokchu: maybe if I found enough of them I could make a pillow [Friday:17:16:18] Core: I've got a dead rat [Friday:17:16:23] Core: But i'll swap you for a sandwich [Friday:17:16:24] Pokchu: sounds cozy [Friday:17:16:36] blackgoth (3runner): *me runs off crying* [Friday:17:16:40] Pokchu: maybe later [Friday:17:16:49] Core: Ok well [Friday:17:17:04] Core: Meet me at the subway on james and 78th [Friday:17:17:11] Core: And we'll head to orph anon [Friday:17:17:21] Pokchu: sounds good [Friday:17:17:47] blackgoth (3runner): *me cums bk makeup all down her face* [Friday:17:17:53] Core: Ummm around 9? [Friday:17:18:29] blackgoth (3runner): hang on a sec *sniff* core ur from ireland and brian ur from califonia so how can u meet at james and 78th [Friday:17:18:41] Core: I'm FROM irelan [Friday:17:18:42] Core: d [Friday:17:18:55] Pokchu: he lives in california [Friday:17:18:55] Core: I'm not IN ireland [Friday:17:19:10] blackgoth (3runner): o [Friday:17:19:22] Core: we both live in compton [Friday:17:19:25] blackgoth (3runner): *starts to cry again* [Friday:17:22:18] Core: So yes [Friday:17:22:19] Core: Blackgoth [Friday:17:22:26] Core: If you can possibly avoid it [Friday:17:22:29] Core: Never live on the streets [Friday:17:22:54] blackgoth (3runner): core *sniff* please call me steph or goth [Friday:17:23:30] Core: oh shit [Friday:17:23:30] Core: brian [Friday:17:23:33] Pokchu: what [Friday:17:23:36] Core: brian [Friday:17:23:36] Core: fuck [Friday:17:23:38] Pokchu: what [Friday:17:23:44] Core: theres a fucking huge black guy coming down the street [Friday:17:23:48] Core: looking straight fucking at me [Friday:17:23:51] Core: oh fuck [Friday:17:23:52] Core: brian [Friday:17:23:52] Pokchu: uh [Friday:17:23:54] Core: he has a fucking gun [Friday:17:23:56] Pokchu: okay don't panic [Friday:17:23:58] Pokchu: just go into the alley [Friday:17:24:03] Core: dude [Friday:17:24:03] Core: fuck [Friday:17:24:04] Core: no [Friday:17:24:07] Core: oh fuck [Friday:17:24:12] Pokchu: WHAT COME ON MAN [Friday:17:24:33] blackgoth (3runner): i ... think...... [Friday:17:24:49] Pokchu: ... [Friday:17:24:58] Pokchu: . [Friday:17:25:00] *** core has left the conversation. [Friday:17:25:08] blackgoth (3runner): core........has....... [Friday:17:25:15] Pokchu: oh god damn no [Friday:17:25:17] Pokchu: no [Friday:17:25:18] Pokchu: no [Friday:17:25:25] blackgoth (3runner): ......been.....shot.............................. [Friday:17:25:43] Pokchu: DAMMIT [Friday:17:25:48] Pokchu: I SHOULD HAVE ASKED WHERE HE IS [Friday:17:25:51] blackgoth (3runner): what?? [Friday:17:25:57] Pokchu: and we don't have phones [Friday:17:26:03] Pokchu: I have no way to get to him [Friday:17:26:45] Pokchu: HE WAS MY LAST FRIEND [Friday:17:26:48] Pokchu: dammit [Friday:17:26:49] Pokchu: dammit [Friday:17:26:50] Pokchu: DAMMIT [Friday:17:27:08] blackgoth (3runner): :'(:'(:'(:'(:'( [Friday:17:27:33] Pokchu: this is a sad day [Friday:17:27:46] blackgoth (3runner): brb [Friday:17:28:11] Pokchu: ...I need to go to Golden Gate Bridge [Friday:17:37:01] blackgoth (3runner): where? [Friday:17:37:22] Pokchu: I'm already there actually [Friday:17:37:35] blackgoth (3runner): whats wrong [Friday:17:37:45] Pokchu: I walked there with the time it took for you to get back [Friday:17:38:09] blackgoth (3runner): soz but what r u doing for internet connection? [Friday:17:38:22] Pokchu: the city is completely wifi [Friday:17:38:37] Pokchu: you can get a signal anywhere [Friday:17:38:39] Pokchu: it's crazy [Friday:17:38:45] blackgoth (3runner): ok [Friday:17:38:54] Pokchu: I don't know... [Friday:17:38:58] Pokchu: I just [Friday:17:39:04] Pokchu: I can't find the will to go on anymore [Friday:17:39:11] blackgoth (3runner): no dont [Friday:17:39:15] blackgoth (3runner): please [Friday:17:39:21] Pokchu: my last friend is dead now [Friday:17:39:32] Pokchu: the streets of compton swallowed him whole [Friday:17:39:40] blackgoth (3runner): find core he might be alive still [Friday:17:39:49] Pokchu: I don't know where he was [Friday:17:40:04] Pokchu: trying to find him would be a waste of effort, I have nowhere to begin [Friday:17:40:09] blackgoth (3runner): think where he could be all his favourite spots [Friday:17:40:27] Pokchu: he didn't have favourite spots [Friday:17:40:35] Pokchu: there's nothing to favor in this city [Friday:17:40:38] blackgoth (3runner): well where he went the most [Friday:17:41:50] Pokchu: my legs are too weak to walk there, so perhaps I'll find a payphone and call another payphone near there [Friday:17:41:53] Pokchu: see what happens [Friday:17:42:06] blackgoth (3runner): what about starbucks [Friday:17:42:35] Pokchu: good idea [Friday:17:42:39] Pokchu: I'll call starbucks [Friday:17:42:47] blackgoth (3runner): and say? [Friday:17:43:24] Pokchu: was anyone shot outside your coffee shop? [Friday:17:43:59] blackgoth (3runner): ok just say that please let him be ok *starts to cry again* [Friday:17:44:32] Pokchu: give me a moment to find a phone [Friday:17:44:41] blackgoth (3runner): ok :'( [Friday:17:46:30] blackgoth (3runner): brian....... [Friday:17:46:39] Pokchu: yes? [Friday:17:46:57] blackgoth (3runner): i dont no what i should do [Friday:17:47:07] Pokchu: hm... [Friday:17:47:11] Pokchu: I found a phone. [Friday:17:47:29] Pokchu: going to call the operator, and have her give me the number of the starbucks, call [Friday:17:47:35] Pokchu: hold on [Friday:17:49:34] Pokchu: ... [Friday:17:49:37] Pokchu: I called [Friday:17:49:55] Pokchu: I asked, and he said yes, police and an ambulence were on the scene [Friday:17:50:40] blackgoth (3runner): O NO PLEASE ? [Friday:17:51:01] Pokchu: .... [Friday:17:51:03] Pokchu: they [Friday:17:51:16] Pokchu: they pronounced him dead when arriving [Friday:17:51:24] Pokchu: got him in the heart [Friday:17:51:40] blackgoth (3runner): but they wouldnt tell anyone that straight away [Friday:17:52:01] Pokchu: he took a couple of minutes [Friday:17:52:10] Pokchu: there was an awkward silence [Friday:17:52:41] Pokchu: ...so that's it [Friday:17:53:49] blackgoth (3runner): no .... they .....must ....be ..... joking.......please .......tell ....me ......they......were ............joking... [Friday:17:54:40] Pokchu: they weren't [Friday:17:54:50] Pokchu: the officer had a... [Friday:17:54:53] Pokchu: a dead tone to his voice [Friday:17:55:01] Pokchu: lifeless, like he was saddened too [Friday:17:55:46] blackgoth (3runner): no.....no he cant be.........no i wont allow core to be dead..................no............ [Friday:17:56:38] Pokchu: can't ignore the truth :\ [Friday:17:58:22] blackgoth (3runner): no..........no..........no...........he's not .......no..........i wont believe it .......... [Friday:18:00:00] Pokchu: I... [Friday:18:00:06] Pokchu: I don't know what to do [Friday:18:00:17] Pokchu: All the people I cared about in this world are gone [Friday:18:00:58] blackgoth (3runner): but im here though please tell me that u care for me coz i care for u and core alot ? [Friday:18:01:19] Pokchu: as much as I care...it's just not the same [Friday:18:01:47] Pokchu: I care..but [Friday:18:01:52] Pokchu: I just feel so empty right now [Friday:18:02:34] blackgoth (3runner): i feel empty as well [Friday:18:02:48] blackgoth (3runner): more empty than u think [Friday:18:02:53] Pokchu: I'm standing at the edge of the golden gate bridge... [Friday:18:03:06] Pokchu: bla-- stephanie... [Friday:18:03:08] blackgoth (3runner): no pleasse no [Friday:18:03:11] Pokchu: I have one request [Friday:18:03:14] Pokchu: of you [Friday:18:03:22] blackgoth (3runner): yes what is it [Friday:18:03:27] Pokchu: please tell my story to the wonderful people of warbears [Friday:18:03:32] Pokchu: so it may live on [Friday:18:03:51] Pokchu: i feel it is too valuable to let flutter away, into the sunset...or if you prefer, the rain clouds [Friday:18:04:04] blackgoth (3runner): please no [Friday:18:04:07] Pokchu: please..tell my story to them... [Friday:18:04:14] blackgoth (3runner): no dont die [Friday:18:04:20] Pokchu: stephanie! do you promise to tell my story? [Friday:18:04:29] blackgoth (3runner): i have on request from u [Friday:18:04:30] Pokchu: and core's? [Friday:18:04:33] Pokchu: stephanie.. [Friday:18:04:38] Pokchu: just promise...please [Friday:18:04:41] blackgoth (3runner): yes i promise [Friday:18:04:50] blackgoth (3runner): please do one thing for me [Friday:18:04:50] Pokchu: I will be watching over you... [Friday:18:04:59] blackgoth (3runner): before u... [Friday:18:05:03] Pokchu: it would honor me deeply... [Friday:18:05:05] Pokchu: okay, tell me... [Friday:18:05:18] blackgoth (3runner): look at me on webcam 1 last time [Friday:18:05:29] Pokchu: ..o-ok [Friday:18:05:36] Pokchu: let me get onto MSN [Friday:18:05:48] *** You have been disconnected. Fri Apr 27 18:05:48 2007. --Switch over to MSN-- blackgoth (3runner) says: the tears they just wont stop Pokchu says: You're so beautiful... blackgoth (3runner) says: the tears wont stop falling Pokchu says: ....I'm sorry to have caused you so much pain blackgoth (3runner) says: please dont leave me Pokchu says: I'm afraid I must Pokchu says: I must cross over to the after life... Pokchu says: Where I can see core and my family blackgoth (3runner) says: my tears wont stop Pokchu says: You've been a wonderful friend Pokchu says: I'm going to leave my laptop in case someone finds it... Pokchu says: I'm sorry. blackgoth (3runner) says: no please Pokchu says: Goodbye Stephanie. I hardly knew thee... blackgoth (3runner) says: please no no Pokchu says: *places laptop beside him* blackgoth (3runner) says: no dont Pokchu says: Be sure to tell them... blackgoth (3runner) says: i will Pokchu says: Goodbye... blackgoth (3runner) says: no please Pokchu says: ... blackgoth (3runner) says: no! blackgoth (3runner) says: not today please no blackgoth (3runner) has stopped viewing webcam with you. blackgoth (3runner) says: brian....... blackgoth (3runner) says: brian .............BRIAN!!!! blackgoth (3runner) just sent you a Nudge! blackgoth (3runner) just sent you a Nudge! blackgoth (3runner) says: BRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! blackgoth (3runner) says: hello brian u there blackgoth (3runner) says: BRIAN PLEASE ANSWER ME PLEASE blackgoth (3runner) says: I NEED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! blackgoth (3runner) says: hello is anyone there blackgoth (3runner) says: brian please answer or someone please blackgoth (3runner) says: some one please
This went on for awhile. Lulz.