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User talk:Zachary Kokkoris

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Welcome, Zachary Kokkoris

This is serious. READ IT.

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H64 00:51, 29 October 2011 (CEST)

Hi, just because the kid got three minutes of air time doesn't mean we need an article. Especially one telling people to harass the staff.   04:27, 5 October 2011 (CEST)

RE:

  • I'd start at ED:101. Most of the article is unfunny/lacking lulz. Wikify the center sections as well. 04:47, 4 November 2011 (CET)
  • The quotes that take up huge sections of the page need to be put in a quote box (See here on how to do that.). Sections 1 2 and 3 on the table of contents need to be spaced properly. Try using {{clear}} (goes at the beginning of the section header). 04:56, 4 November 2011 (CET)

RE:

Clean the article up. I am moving it to your userspace for you to work on it. It can be found here

  05:18, 4 November 2011 (CET)

To be fair

No it is not ready, and really a non-internet related subject like this that nobody else really cares about will be difficult to improve. Once again, I recommend reading ED:RR and check out examples of good articles.   13:37, 4 November 2011 (CET)

Block

Because it seems like your only reason for being here is to whine and complain about how those meanie heads treated you so badly,


You have been BANNED, faggot.

 
 

I've also taken the liberty of deleting your user space because, evidentially, you just want someone to read your emo scribbles even if it is marked as complete shit (you asked we file them under the article exhibits). Feel free to come back when you are no longer going to constantly cry about stupid shit nobody cares about. And by the way, I've ignored you on IRC so there is no use whining to me about it there.   13:46, 4 November 2011 (CET)