User talk:SuperSexySoapTurtle

Welcome, SuperSexySoapTurtle

This is serious. READ IT.

Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by ED Sysops.

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Colleen 23:03, 25 November 2013 (EST)

TheGrapist

As you might have noticed your article has been significantly altered since it was created; please attempt to avoid coming across like a butthurt faggot in the future if you can at all help it...

One thing to avoid which your article had in spades was 'personal conversation':

• Let me tell you about this guy; why do I not like him? He is a total douchebag. I bet you've never seen a bigger nonce in your life! • Doing it wrong

• It has been posited by many that X is a "douchebag"; infact some would go so far as to state that they have yet to encounter a bigger nonce in their extensive OTI experience. • Doing it right

Read ED:101 and ask for help if you need it... otherwise fuck off.

• Mr.Jonzz 01:14, 3 December 2013 (EST)

Do you have any external links for TheGrapist like his Steam, Facebook or whatever? Then maybe additional lulz could be added to the article. Thanks. 04:59, 10 December 2013 (EST)