User talk:SWfan/Archive 1

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Rockosocko Article

I see that you made a article about ButLova's white knight. It's interesting. You could dig up more info about him like I did with ButLova. Unfortunately there's some editing that needs to be fixed. I'll take care of it. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 12:22, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

Preview Button

Please avoid spamming up the recent changes with minor edits.
Instead of saving the page to view your changes, use the show preview button (located to the right of the save page button) to view the changes you've made without saving them.
This way, you can go back and fix any mistakes you've made without having to make multiple edits to the page.

Please use the preview button while editing. It's a very useful button. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 13:22, 12 August 2012 (EDT)

Re:

Because I or another admin blocked your dumbshit ass. Equivamp^talk 15:34, 26 August 2012 (EDT)

Thanks for trolling Equivamp

I hate her. That little brat clearly only use her articles for self-promotion. I say "articles" in plural because she has another one on Wikifur despite being the most boring little bitch I've ever met. Then again, she says that she loves Meepsheep like her life depends on it, so I'm not surprised that he has let her keep her shit article. -Gray 11:38, 6 September 2012 (EDT)

lol. Trolling me so hard. Sarcasm in case you didn't know. Equivamp^talk 22:01, 28 September 2012 (EDT)

Don't mind her. Only idiots say that they're being sarcastic when it's obvious that they're being sarcastic. It's a method of attention whoring. -Gray 23:05, 28 September 2012 (EDT)

RE:

Most of those logs are from ed irc discussing her and her mental illness ♥♥♥ 12:56, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

shes my waifu ♥♥♥ 13:09, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

i keep that pic in my wallet btw ♥♥♥ 13:39, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

i think you are in denial of her cuteness ♥♥♥ 13:48, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

RE: 2 Electric boogaloo

You don't like equivamp? She is like ED's pet furry/Meep's waifu. Mike the Great (talk) 13:43, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

>Keeping her in a dog house

You just gave me an erection. Mike the Great (talk) 13:49, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

re: denial

Oh, that's good then. I was suspecting you were furry. Mike the Great (talk) 14:38, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

No, I wish they would quit using our site to advertise. Mike the Great (talk) 15:11, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

Ed is not for advertisement. Period. It makes more work for me is all, I had to butcher TGWTG to shit and back due to unfunny shit in blatant hopes for traffic/interest. Mike the Great (talk) 15:22, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

re: research

Some people consider social engineering hacking. I do not. Most information that's gotten is done through public information gathering and things. Cross-referencing accounts, googling facebooks, shit like that. Usually people who end up with articles here pissed somebody off, and you have to be close to a person for them to make you mad. It's pretty much two-faced chicken shit, not usually hacking. Mike the Great (talk) 16:35, 20 September 2012 (EDT)

The Amazing World Of Gumball

I am going to warn you that at this point it just looks like a shitty fanpage that can't be improved. There is no internets or drama. I'm probably going to flush it today if nobody defends it on the talk so here is a fair warning: your work may get shitcanned. You can always save a copy in your userspace in case something dramatic comes from the show, in which case I may support having an article on it. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 13:01, 23 September 2012 (EDT)

And don't blank talk pages.

Especially other peoples'. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 15:45, 23 September 2012 (EDT)

Hi

Out of curiosity, how old are you? TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 18:42, 28 September 2012 (EDT)

• Usually edits like yours are from people who haven't had a wealth of experience on the internet. If you keep lurking, your edits shall improve as you get a better understanding of ED & internet culture in general. You might actually be worth something by the time you're 24! :D TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 19:00, 28 September 2012 (EDT)
• That's a shitty age for trying to be funny. People don't get underageb& on ED though - I've never seen it happen. If you promise to lurk moar, try less, and idle in IRC for days on end, I will endorse the things you write. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 19:17, 28 September 2012 (EDT)
• Yeah, you are miles ahead of most faggots your age, I'll give you that. Just try to enlighten yourself further. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 19:27, 28 September 2012 (EDT)

Charlotte's Web

Do you think there could be hope for Charlotte's Web? Bambifan101 19:02, 28 September 2012 (EDT)

I need advice

For the if-ands-buts of my new signature. As you will see at the end of my message it is quite bland and also contains someone else's art (oh my!). Anyway, since you amuse me I'm going to let you advise me in this. Equivamp^talk 22:30, 28 September 2012 (EDT)

Gumball

• If you don't like your article, tell a moderator to flush it for you.
• Pornography (i.e. Rule 34) is always internet-relevant, it evokes the fetishes of the people who make it. Fetishes are always interesting.
• I don't like sections about fandoms (ALL fandoms are composed of no-lifes), a gallery of cosplay and bad fanart would work just as well.
• Your new article has porn, so I think it's decent.

-Gray 23:00, 28 September 2012 (EDT)

When do you plan on putting those images you uploaded into the article? Bambifan101 16:47, 29 September 2012 (EDT)

Feminist Frequency

Whoops, I wrote the joke wrong. I meant it to say "How's this shit taste, you fucking cunt." It referred to her, not to you nor the reader. I took it out to avoid confusion. -Gray 08:55, 29 September 2012 (EDT)

Feel free to re-add it if you think most people will get it. -Gray 08:56, 29 September 2012 (EDT)

please dont cyberbully

At ED we welcome everypony, please allow him to feel welcome here. ♥♥♥ 10:25, 30 September 2012 (EDT)

lol

1. I am not a sysop
2. If we were not "freedom of speech-ful" (ergo, we were OhI or ye olde ED), I would fucking rape him in the ass for being a constant annoyance to most of our usebase while he leaves half-done crapstubs for the best of our editors to edit thus wasting their time in those shitty TV articles. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 17:08, 4 October 2012 (EDT)

bambifan

bambifan's contribs look fine to me. the less internet-relevant articles arent hurting anything, and if s/he wants to do a writeup about stuff s/he cares about then that should be ok. also zaiger is right, dan used to contribute a lot to .com, and i liked his stuff. iirc, dan wrote internets relevance. :) -hipcrime 17:20, 4 October 2012 (EDT)

• What Hipcrime means to say is that Bambifan is an unfunny fat kid who should take a long walk off a short pier. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 17:23, 4 October 2012 (EDT)

re: "what do you think of this article?"

It's better than I thought it would be, from experience with your past attempts at humor and "trolling". Equivamp^talk 17:30, 4 October 2012 (EDT)

RE: Quick Question

I'm more of a psychological warfare type of troll. I check the edits of the people I hate, pinpoint what they like and what they don't like, and then figure out how to infuriate them while at the same time being constructive. -Gray 19:24, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

I don't like to make the people I hate ragequit. It's much more fun to have them around. Their stupidity gives me something to do. -Gray 10:34, 7 October 2012 (EDT)

RE: Equivamp

I have no massive problem with her, she's a member of staff here and makes decent contribs. The edit is fine now as you've changed it, i'm sure you understand that it's a bit self important to be all like trolled by SuperBrilliantSWfan <<< userpage here follow me on twitter and facebook i'm awesome -Elvis 10:59, 7 October 2012 (EDT)

Just stick around for a while, make good contributions, and then when you feel ready Nominate yourself here. It's pretty easy to get really. -Elvis 20:23, 7 October 2012 (EDT)

RE: Bambifan

BECAUSE HE DESERVES AN OPINION AS WELL AND BANNING HIM IS CENSORSHIP, THUS WE ALL SHALL GET INTO A MARTIAL COURT BECAUSE WE ARE COMMITING CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY BY CENSORING BAMBIFAN. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 17:00, 7 October 2012 (EDT)

re: mike

1. Use "+" for adding new sections in talks, not fucking "edit".
2. use the TJC. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 17:16, 7 October 2012 (EDT)

use talk pages

If you want to add content to protected pages. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 19:02, 7 October 2012 (EDT)

Re: Faggotry

Okay, I'll unlock it for you... BTW, Zaiger & company have a special tool called CheckUser that allows them to see many delicious informations about someone's IP and alt accounts. But even without that, Bambi's socks are obvious because of the retarded contribs. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 11:51, 8 October 2012 (EDT)

hy

CALM DOWN, FAGGOT. Nobody is interested in your nerd rage.

♥♥♥ 12:32, 8 October 2012 (EDT)

Re:

I am outspokenly anti zoo. I am a furry because I enjoy viewing and drawing cartoon animals, as well as reading about and writing about sci-fi humanoid creatures, often that resemble Earth's nonhuman animals. Equivamp^talk 21:13, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

I am only enough of a faggot that I sit on the internet and look at pictures of Carth Onasi. Oh noes. Equivamp^talk 21:39, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

I unponied your page

But only because Meepsheep edited right when i was and my edit didn't save and she broke my heart and also jumping things all over the screen bother me and I like run-on sentences. Equivamp^talk 22:02, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

PETA is not a group with any legal power. In fact, they and ALF are the most retarded things to happen to animal welfare/rights. I'd try contacting his local ASPCA/HSUS. Equivamp^talk 22:12, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

Google is your friend. Equivamp^talk 22:19, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

According to his OKCupid page:

	“	I live with an 80-year-old friend (a father figure, actually) on a mountaintop Ranch near Jenner, CA.	„

Equivamp^talk 22:29, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

Babbies first e-activism. Equivamp^talk 22:34, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

wait the fuck up

what's wrong with fucking dogs? Mike the Great (talk) 22:32, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

Regarding your USI on Meepsheep's talk page

Ah, I remember when I was 15. I know, I know! It sucks to be smarter than everybody, and it sucks that they just don't understand you. It must be a real drag to be such a patriot whose righteous anger is mistaken for butthurt or trying too hard. But here is how you deal with those poor, misinformed haterz: Stop replying. Feed the fire and you will become the next Bambifan. A friendly warning. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 23:01, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

• Bambifan has been getting continuously blocked on Wikipedia since 2009 because of years of abuse. Source. If he is still in school, or a school setting, he won't be for long. If I remember correctly he is 17/18, or at least he said so. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 16:43, 13 October 2012 (EDT)

• Thus, ED has a never-ending stream of Organic Content. Drama is so diverse & abundant online. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 16:49, 13 October 2012 (EDT)

• Yeah he isn't that special. We get our fair share of people so stupid we think they're trolls. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 16:57, 13 October 2012 (EDT)

• Nobody on ED should care about it one way or the other. Our mission is to catalog the pathetic following it has garnered with biased & hateful commentary. I don't watch it but I still welcome everypony to edit. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 17:08, 13 October 2012 (EDT)

RE: Bambifan101

Bambifan is the way he is because he has an entire school-worth of internet addresses (his IP could be blocked and he couldn't care less as he has many more). I personally didn't want to infuriate him for this very reason. If we piss him off, he'll just create a bunch on vandal accounts. -Gray 23:20, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

Even though he has vandalized wikis before I've even known of ED, he's not a professional pretending to be an unfunny try-hard faggot (as Tyler and Mike say), he just hasn't been domesticated as he keeps changing accounts. -Gray 23:20, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

• Vandalism is pointless. Shitposts will be met with reverts and a swift thumb up the butt. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 23:25, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

css

lol you can edit your own. Mike the Great (talk) 20:32, 19 October 2012 (EDT)

I hate everything. Mike the Great (talk) 22:28, 19 October 2012 (EDT)

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Lord Tony is a fucking asspie and a pain in the ass to read. He has an irrational hate towards MLP which is really annoying and childish, you, fag, are far away from his faggotry tier but you were trying hard when butthurt about your talk being spammed :3 --Andrés ^(talkplx) 14:11, 20 October 2012 (EDT)

Irrational as in

OMG A MLP PIX IN MY TALK HURRR I HATE YOU ALL I'M MELTING ARRRRRRRGH ED IS FULL OF BRONIES [we just fuck with him, btw, like w/you] AARGH PPPPPPLZZZZZ GET THIS SCOOTALOO CRAP OUT OF MY PAGE [although he could do it himself, like you] OH CRAP.

--Andrés ^(talkplx) 14:27, 20 October 2012 (EDT)

Nah. Also, respect is earnt, not imposed. Meepsheep is praised here. lol at requesting some respect. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 14:36, 20 October 2012 (EDT)

Most EDiots praise him. You do not. Minority. No minorities. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 14:41, 20 October 2012 (EDT)

Anonymous' Functionality

I saw what you said and I just want to say the average "leader" of anonymous is 12 years old or a legit basement dweller, as it is obviously a 24/7 ego stroking job. Thought you should know ^{----☬ℳarforius☬} Offended? _{SEA OF PISS} 14:27, 24 October 2012 (EDT)

bambifan

sorry for the late reply, people in my family keep dying. And yeah, they've been blocked. Mike the Great (talk) 13:26, 25 October 2012 (EDT)

You Mad

Why would you keep pictures like that around? I'm making the assumption you fap to that, making you the sick fuck in this scenario.InsaneBronyGuy 18:34, 25 October 2012 (EDT)

RE: Lol

No matter how nice you try to be on this site, someone will always hate you. But don't worry, it'll pass. -Gray 20:24, 26 October 2012 (EDT)

• Zaiger doesn't like merging articles and I deliberately merge articles to piss him off, so he probably hates me.
• Meepsheep doesn't like it when we upload a lot of porn and I deliberately upload a lot of porn to piss him off, so he probably hates me.
• I called NKO's article a shitpost, so he probably hates me.
• I treat LordTony and Tyler like whiny kids, so they probably hate me.

-Gray 20:46, 26 October 2012 (EDT)

RE:

NCF irc is secret, you can join on skype by adding meep.sheep and submitting your application there. Also I used to edit at ohi, I don't anymore. ♥♥♥ 19:41, 27 October 2012 (EDT)

Bambifan101's protection expired weeks ago

Edit as you wish TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 21:29, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

tinychat

i appear to have a profile there, but i don't usually use tc unless one is announced in #wiki. if you don't use IRC you can leave a message at my talk when i'm active on the wiki, and i will join. :) -hipcrime 17:13, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

RE: Lord Tony

He has actually been temporarily banned a couple of times, but I think the reason he hasn't been permanently banned is because he's a laughing stock. Just look at the way he reacted to a VOTN involving ponies and the gallery in the Brony article and tell me that this guy isn't hilarious. -Gray 17:04, 11 November 2012 (EST)

Benthelooney?

Perhaps we could work together to make an article? Unless this is unlulzy stuff and will immediately get shit canned. Who is this lolcow anyways? InsaneBronyGuy 23:17, 19 November 2012 (EST)

He seems to be one of the most generic bronies ever, his favorite episodes are the ones everyone else likes. However, he has the one of the most annoying voices ever, and he uses MSPaint for illustrations. Not sure he is article worthy, I'll check more to see how much drama revolves around this fellow ponyfag. InsaneBronyGuy 18:26, 20 November 2012 (EST) (Sign your posts fgt.)

He just seems to be a run of the mill faggot who when asked about the best time period ever would think fondly of the 90's, which sucked, as did every other decade in any other century ever. I don't think he's article worthy. Go troll him, if shit hits the fan, talk to me again about this waste of carbon and well cobble together an article that will get shit canned immediately.

TLDR: ALERT THE HORDE. InsaneBronyGuy 17:40, 1 December 2012 (EST)

RE:

just the twitter and facebook.com/dongforcer ♥♥♥ 18:37, 28 November 2012 (EST)

Sup

A: no gray cannot

B: I saw this and was like oh hell no.

IF there are any parts of that article you don't like you're always welcome to change them. You can also maybe ask Zaiger as the creator of the article, but my balls to care ratio is really low here. Mike the Great (talk) 19:52, 9 December 2012 (EDT)

Faggotry

But it's not homosexual. ED is satirical and on that note literally every article we have could go under faggotry, so to save a useless category of FUCKING EVERYTHING, it's reserved for gayshit. Mike the Great (talk) 14:18, 15 December 2012 (EDT)

RE:Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre

I was thinking more along the lines of renaming the page that/moving the page so that it had that title. Basically I was asking if anyone else thought it was a good idea, and if others did, I was going to move the page to change the name to "Elementary Nightmare Before Christmas."--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 01:38, 16 December 2012 (EST)

DreamWorks

No matter how bad an article is, turning it to a redirect is similar to deleting it, only mods may do that. -Gray 10:12, 16 December 2012 (EST)

You may, but I personally find DreamWorks to be Sphotof's least bad article. -Gray 10:50, 16 December 2012 (EST)

Re: Editor

Either fill out the nomination or just ask Zaiger, only don't do the nomination. Just ask Zaiger. Mike the Great (talk) 15:44, 18 December 2012 (EDT)

giftcat

daw. did you see some of the other vids? Happy Holidays. :D -hipcrime 20:00, 25 December 2012 (EST)

I was reading your message

I love watching his videos, although some of them are fucking retarded. On his Brony video and the Sandy Hook video, he bitches about Capitalism. LOL!

I'm a capitalist anyways, haha xD — Preceding comment added by Sphotof (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Calling me masculine on my article

Is the nicest thing anyone on this website has ever done for a trans guy. Equivamp^talk 17:04, 8 January 2013 (EST)

Equivamp's a dyke. Are you really surprised? Studies show that 14–25% of furries report homosexuality and 37–52% bisexuality. -Gray 17:20, 8 January 2013 (EST)

...but...I'm not a dyke Equivamp^talk 17:27, 8 January 2013 (EST)

>Denies the obvious. SWfan 17:28, 8 January 2013 (EST)

I am a man though Equivamp^talk 17:28, 8 January 2013 (EST)

• And I am Henry Lee Lucas.SWfan 17:31, 8 January 2013 (EST)

You're bad at staggering responses. Equivamp^talk 17:37, 8 January 2013 (EST)

• "Because I or another admin banned your dumbshit ass" That is coming from the comeback master. SWfan 17:40, 8 January 2013 (EST)

I don't know what you're talking about or what it has to do with this thread but seriously. Learn to stagger responses. Equivamp^talk 17:58, 8 January 2013 (EST)

I think we should back the fuck up SWfan, or else the staggering goddess will stag the shit out of us! -Gray 18:12, 8 January 2013 (EST)

• She'll go on an ASSPIE LESBIAN RAGE! SWfan 18:16, 8 January 2013 (EST)

reply:

if you had half a brain you'd realize what everybody else already knows: I'm silver seren. Mike the Great (talk) 03:30, 9 January 2013 (EDT)

Bitch please, I have a way more original character than you. He may not be as fast or zap as far to the extreme, but he can bench press like, 400 trains, just like I can IRL. Say something to my face, faggot, and not on the internet. Mike the Great (talk) 16:55, 9 January 2013 (EDT)

Re: Itallian Horror, Categorizing?

I figured that categorizing images would make it easier for people to find images for their articles instead of having to go upload reaction face #128634 (which looks a lot like five other images we already have). I also miss how on the old ED there were a lot more people categorizing images which made it fun to browse the media and see what others found. While categorizing I also try to find a use for as many unused images as possible.

I always use the "minor edit" tag to help others weed things down and see actual edits as well as trying to wait around 10 minutes between batches if it's not late at night. If it's getting flood-y despite these things, I can try to do this only during slow periods (usually late night EST) instead. Just let me know.

On a side note, which horror films are your favorites? I love how beautiful the Itallian horror films can be. I was also tempted to add "Last Man on Earth" even though it drags a little. Honestly, it's not country specific with me: I just love horror films in general! --3tails 19:27, 12 January 2013 (EST)

Hayakain

yes i will do that now. tks for the suggestion, i was trying to think of a feature earlier. -hipcrime 23:14, 12 January 2013 (EST)

RE: Xenophiles

Fetishes evoke pornography which is, needless to say, popular on the internet. So yes, fetish articles are very internet-relevant. -Gray 22:27, 20 January 2013 (EST)

• Good, I am glad to see that. Thanks. SWfan 22:30, 20 January 2013 (EST)

A+ -hipcrime 01:15, 21 January 2013 (EST)

Great! Thanks for the support. SWfan 09:32, 21 January 2013 (EST)

RE: User:Maggi

“	Excuse me wtf r u doing?: who the fuck are you to make administrative decisions? go away forever.	„
—Zaiger's reason for banning Maggi

I dunno, Zaiger's actions have never made sense to me. -Gray 21:14, 22 January 2013 (EST)

Lol. SWfan 12:13, 23 January 2013 (EST)

RE: This may be none of my business

Derek doesn't like me because I upload a lot of pornography to the site. -Gray 19:29, 1 February 2013 (EST)

But isn't that just being constructive? SWfan 20:29, 1 February 2013 (EST)

It's the thought that counts. -Gray 20:37, 1 February 2013 (EST)

I see what you mean. Weren't you just uploading the shit to galleries specifically meant for it, though? SWfan 20:46, 1 February 2013 (EST)

Yes, my files are always in topic. My main intention has always been to be a good editor, unleashing Derek's rage is just a mere hobby. -Gray 20:53, 1 February 2013 (EST)

Lol I have trolled Darrek before. SWfan 20:57, 1 February 2013 (EST)

Gray

Pretty much, he uploads hentai manga... and other hentai related stuff only for his User page. Thats why Derek's pissed.••General Niggerson 21:36, 1 February 2013 (EST)

He uploaded it to his page and relevant pages. Making Meepsheep mad was just for shits and giggles. SWfan 21:46, 1 February 2013 (EST)

RE: Yo

Yes. -Gray 17:10, 5 February 2013 (EST)

Done, thanks. SWfan 17:49, 5 February 2013 (EST)

T3hL33testSnake‎

We may want to keep an eye on Rockosocko's sock account User:T3hL33testSnake‎. You may never know he'll vandalize his article or his lover's article while running his mouth that he's a true member of this site. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 19:46, 6 February 2013 (EST)

He depresses me. SWfan 19:52, 6 February 2013 (EST)

ban evasion

hi. yes, i believe ban evasion is a reason to ban, but Zaiger is the only active sysop who can determine whether someone is evading. socking is allowed, however, and encouraged, in some cases. -hipcrime 12:17, 7 February 2013 (EST)

Bizarre, I did not know that there was a difference. SWfan 15:52, 7 February 2013 (EST)

RE:

This isn't 4chan, liberally writing "faggot" at every opportunity is frowned upon. ♥♥♥ 18:11, 7 February 2013 (EST)

People like Lord Tony make that article as terrible as it is, don't use it as an example. ♥♥♥ 18:19, 7 February 2013 (EST)

pornography is wholly unnecessary. ♥♥♥ 18:34, 7 February 2013 (EST)

additionally, to improve your writing on ED, I would improve your reading ♥♥♥ 18:39, 7 February 2013 (EST)

Do you read any Burroughs, Ginsberg, Palahniuk, Cummings, or any other authors that provide a satirical outlook on society? ♥♥♥ 18:50, 7 February 2013 (EST)

Yes, as well as countless others (Dunn, Huxley, Thompson, etc) ♥♥♥ 19:02, 7 February 2013 (EST)

Speaking of the horror genre do you like David Lynch? ♥♥♥ 19:10, 7 February 2013 (EST)

I'm glad you know who both are ♥♥♥ 19:23, 7 February 2013 (EST)

Vandalizing user pages

Unless the user is actively being an idiot or you have privs to abuse then you just look like an idiot, too. Equivamp^talk 18:45, 9 February 2013 (EST)

Ok, I'll stop. SWfan 18:45, 9 February 2013 (EST)

RE: surgery

hipcrime does ♥♥♥ 13:30, 11 February 2013 (EST)

RE:

needs more File:Rainbowdash jew.jpg ♥♥♥ 18:07, 13 February 2013 (EST)

Editor

Congrats, you're now an ED Editor. This is an elevated user level that gives you privilege like rollback and locking/unlocking pages. If you want to know more about being an Editor please ask Google because I cba.--zaiger (talk) 05:12, 14 February 2013 (EST)

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15:40, 14 February 2013 (EST)

RE:

idk lol ♥♥♥ 12:59, 15 February 2013 (EST)

RE:

yep, although the only one of his films i've seen is inferno. ♥♥♥ 20:19, 20 February 2013 (EST)

who wrote articles on themselves?

--Andrés ^(talkplx) 19:35, 26 February 2013 (EST)

links? Also, zaiger has his page from long ago and he should have one (same as garrett). --Andrés ^(talkplx) 19:50, 26 February 2013 (EST)

just revert the faggots :3 Elvis is ok, Equivamp has an article cos she's retarded and we don't need a list of "enemies" on people, also, feel free to add yourself if it's worthy. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 20:14, 26 February 2013 (EST)

equivamp didnt write her own article btw ♥♥♥ 20:50, 26 February 2013 (EST)

mostly solarra and I, I also think thayo (halcy) contributed some ♥♥♥ 20:59, 26 February 2013 (EST)

I have my own article, which I both did and did ~not~ make. Originally at one point early on in ED's history one of my frothing kook fanbois tried to make an article, which got flushed as a "blatant attack article". So then some months later I created an overly self-important USI article basically slurping my own ass in every other direction. The ED users then, at the time, were enticed/tricked into flipping the article around and turning it into a "haet page". I have added quite a lot of material to it over the years though, including most of the "haet art", most of which is in fact commissioned art work that I spent quite a lot of money on.

My article serves a variety of purposes, first and foremost I use it as "bait" in conjunction with my trolling, basically under the guise of "never do to anyone what you wouldn't want done to yourself", so if anyone ever links to it with the intention of trying to attack my character basically they're openly inviting me to do the same to them.

It also serves to prove that I "do it for the lulz" and not because I'm an angry little snit who wants to attack shit out of spite. Basically I'm of the opinion that if you can't "attack" or make fun of yourself and your own interests in the way you do to OTHERS, it essentially makes you look like a raving butthurt hypocrite who just wants to lash out at others because you've got "daddy issues" or something.

--Onideus 21:08, 26 February 2013 (EST)

I did not write my own article. --zaiger (talk) 18:31, 20 March 2013 (EDT)

RE: wheaty x equi

on edf ♥♥♥ 20:15, 10 March 2013 (EDT)

RE:

go for it ♥♥♥ 16:58, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

Psst

Please don't get yourself into trouble here at Encyclopedia Dramatica. Not worth it. Peace 17:48, 25 April 2013 (EDT)

>Calm down, sperglord
>I intend on keeping my place as an EDitor. I won't be vandalizing anytime soon :P

Good to hear 17:59, 25 April 2013 (EDT)

re: writers cock block

I don't man Equivamp^talk 19:58, 25 April 2013 (EDT)

Almost done sorting through every furnigger article there is on ED and if I see another you will hear about me on the fucking news tonight 20:02, 25 April 2013 (EDT)

...Is that a death threat to me or are you just going to be doing some 'sperging with a gun at an elementary school? 20:05, 25 April 2013 (EDT)

	“	Is that a death threat to me	„
	—SWfan, experiencing Unwarranted Self-Importance

20:08, 25 April 2013 (EDT)

Lol. 20:09, 25 April 2013 (EDT)