User talk:Milwin/2013

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••General Niggerson 11:50, 15 January 2013 (EST)

- Mr.Jonzz 11:50, 15 January 2013 (EST)

-hipcrime 11:50, 15 January 2013 (EST)

Hello friend!

Hi buddy! :) oddguy 14:48, 27 February 2013 (EST)

Hello my favorite jew buddy :) --Milwin 15:14, 27 February 2013 (EST)

What did I just tell you?

--InsaneBronyGuy 15:30, 27 February 2013 (EST)

What did I do wrong ? --Milwin 15:31, 27 February 2013 (EST)

Shit, I fucked up, accidentally hit the enter key before I finished. Anyways, your user page was vandalized by NKO, though you fixed that. As I said, keep your user page neutral. Or I'll revert it to ponies and get someone to lock it. InsaneBronyGuy

P.S. From now on respond to other people on their talk pages, sorry for teaching you a bad habit.

ok as long as we're cool --Milwin 15:39, 27 February 2013 (EST)

I was just playing. Ppl get their user pages vandalized all the time. Dont listen to him btw, you can do whatever the hell you want. ••General Niggerson 15:42, 27 February 2013 (EST)

I am a robot. oddguy 15:48, 27 February 2013 (EST)

And I'm a toast. --Milwin 15:52, 27 February 2013 (EST)

I'm a nigga. ••General Niggerson 15:53, 27 February 2013 (EST)

RE:Why hello there

Hey Milwin what's up? If you didn't know, Popcorn made an account. That's a really hawt picture of scumhook btw. 17:14, 1 June 2013 (EDT)

yeah I just left him a message , wonder if scummy has a wiki account.-- milwin 07:55, 2 June 2013 (EDT)

I just asked him. 17:18, 1 June 2013 (EDT)

Nice userpage. I'm jealous. 07:45, 2 June 2013 (EDT)

Why thank you my dear good friend here have some cigar sex -- milwin 07:55, 2 June 2013 (EDT)

Hello toast friend

Now we can have glorious, buttery sex on the wiki, too. Popcorn 04:41, 2 June 2013 (EDT)

You're really bad at writing satire

Get better pls thanks TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 19:18, 27 June 2013 (EDT)

Yes, yes it did. Creating work for other people will not make you popular. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 19:24, 27 June 2013 (EDT)

The War Room

It's actually a tl;dr rich text document hurry and download it before they flag it. [1] [User:The Chizz]

I know it's fucking long as hell to read, but in it you can pretty much see how desperate Asalieri and his fans can get on trying to ruin someone's life, but of course never succeed in the long run. Guy's full of it. User: The Chizz

toast4U...

• Mr.Jonzz 12:00, 28 July 2013 (EDT)

nuchan edit

i just wanted to delete all those images of me from the article, is that too much to ask? i dont want those images of me there. — Preceding comment added by sexlord (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

ask an admin.-- milwin 18:40, 29 July 2013 (EDT)

couldnt u just of ignored my deletion and let me have it? Sexlord 18:41, 29 July 2013 (EDT)sexlord

that's not how it's done, but if you post your nude pics with a timestamp I'll try to talk with a sysop to take down your section of the article.-- milwin 18:48, 29 July 2013 (EDT)

fuck you, i know thats bullshit, thats how the article got worse last time. Sexlord 18:50, 29 July 2013 (EDT)sexlord

you mean atomicnumber27?, you won't take it down unless you appeal a sysop, which of course you can't, and what exactly are you gonna lose by posting another nude pic?, would you have a chance to take down your article or leave it as it is?-- milwin 18:52, 29 July 2013 (EDT)

how can u help where atomicnumber27 didnt, how can i trust that you'll try to help? Sexlord 18:56, 29 July 2013 (EDT)sexlord

atomicnumber27 isn't even a sysop so you asked the wrong person, but I can help you so you have my trust.-- milwin 18:58, 29 July 2013 (EDT)

but why do u need another picture? Sexlord 19:00, 29 July 2013 (EDT)sexlord

there are quotas you have to complete in order to delete something in here: 1- appeal to a sysop what he wants. 2- write your reason for taking down that part of the article.

if this quota isn't completed then I can't help you.-- milwin 19:02, 29 July 2013 (EDT)

just the one picture right?? Sexlord 19:05, 29 July 2013 (EDT)sexlord

and a letter on why you wanna take it down, how you knew about it, and an apology letter to ED for taking it down without negotiating.-- milwin 19:09, 29 July 2013 (EDT)

why does it have to be a nude pic? does my face have to be in it?

where, if i did this, would i have to post it, or send it, ?Sexlord 19:13, 29 July 2013 (EDT)sexlord

it has to be a nude pic otherwise I'll have a trouble convincing the other sysops on taking it down, you see we the sysops have meetings and when I bring the matter to their heads I have to convince them with what I have that you're determined to take it down no matter what otherwise they might disregard it (the more weird and fucked up your pic is the better I can convince the others).

Also I can't believe I forgot this but zaiger (The leader) apparently has his own quota of taking it down, sorry but you have to do HIS quota as well so I can show it in the meeting.

-- milwin 19:21, 29 July 2013 (EDT)

i was considering taking a picture for you, id take several if it meant the article came down, but im not doing that, im not recording anything. Sexlord 19:28, 29 July 2013 (EDT)sexlord

it won't be shown to anyone other than zaiger, only he can view it, and to assure you I'll send it to him by e-mail.

send your video and picture here to my e-mail: [email protected] milwin 19:31, 29 July 2013 (EDT)

no, im not doing it, fuck you, i thought u were gona try and help me, im not doing any of that. Sexlord 19:33, 29 July 2013 (EDT)sexlord

you're not the first one he did this you know?

many people have done it and successfully managed to remove their article, zaiger is known as a person who removes things if people calmly asked him and completed what he asked, no one else will view it except him. are you willing to have those pictures of yours there? maybe someone might find out who your family are and send them those pics...-- milwin 19:36, 29 July 2013 (EDT)

im williung to take as many images as you all want to get the article removed, but im not recording anything, Sexlord 19:38, 29 July 2013 (EDT)Sexlord

sorry I tried convincing zaiger but he said he wanted the video otherwise he can't help you, and I can't do anything unless you did what he said.-- milwin 22:11, 29 July 2013 (EDT)

Hello Mr. Sexlord I am Uberfukken a sysop here at Encyclopedia Dramatica. I have been informed that you are inquiring about the removal of certain images you have uploaded of yourself, however we have a very specific protocol for dealing with deletion requests as there are many to review. Posting the video as described is a guaranteed way to move your request to the front of the line. If you are unwilling to do that there are other options available which Milwin has been kind enough to share with you. Please be sure to read our policy statement on this issue for further clarification, although everything you need to know has already been discussed on this talk page. Thank you and have a nice day. Uberfukken 22:33, 29 July 2013 (EDT)

is the 9 picture deal still an option?? Sexlord 21:23, 31 July 2013 (EDT)sexlord

Hello Mr. Sexlord we found that we already have 9 more pictures and request the video as described above. Uberfukken 22:02, 31 July 2013 (EDT)

I am not, now or ever going to, do the video. okay? now lets figure another way okay.. and those were on my own private page, please don't do anything with those. theres enough around. Sexlord 02:36, 1 August 2013 (EDT)sexlord

We think you're lying and you want the pictures up. To prove that you're serious and really don't want the pictures up, take another picture with a beer bottle up your ass holding a sign that says "i <3 ED".-- milwin 12:46, 1 August 2013 (EDT)

1. i am not sticking a bottle in my ass. 2. why would i be fucking lying? i do not want my images up, im serious okay, ill do whatever i have to here but that beer bottle thing will be on the front page of ED before i know it, guaranteed, especially with the sign. il take a different picture if u want? if i have to prove im serious then i will, what do u want me to do..

also is there any chance we can talk via email instead, this seems really open and if im going to be posting pics id rather it wasnt somewhere like this, also u linked those pictures of me just then. my email is [email protected] Sexlord 01:27, 3 August 2013 (EDT)sexlord

Hello Mr. Sexlord your definition of "I'll do anything" sure is vague. How do we even know you are the real Sexlord? The nude image you gave Atomicnumbers27 holding a sign could very well be a photo manipulation, we noticed that a pixel was off. The only way you can prove that you are the real Sexlord wishing to remove the photographs, and not a troll, is to record a video of yourself. In the recording we require an apology and statement as to why you are deleting content from our site. Also you must be nude with no less than 3 anus shots. Thank you in advance for your compliance. Uberfukken 01:52, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

i have nothing to record video, i cant do that, im sorry, please, anything else? if u dont believe im the real sexlord i will take more timestamps, as many as u need, why would i be fighting so hard to get the pics removed if i wasnt him. Sexlord 01:55, 3 August 2013 (EDT)sexlord

Your first mission is to acquire a webcam. Good luck to you, Mr. Sexlord. Uberfukken 02:01, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

If you really are Mr. Sexlord. Uberfukken 02:01, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

i have a webcam but it doesnt record for some reason, i can come on webcam, i can come on tinychat if u want, i will do what u want on there, im not going to talk but ill prove im me, hows that, thatll prove im me right? Sexlord 02:04, 3 August 2013 (EDT)sexlord

We'll have to schedule a time and date to meet you on Tinychat as these are sensitive matters that need to go through very specific protocols. Please provide us with your contact information and we will review your ticket. Uberfukken 02:07, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

i can come on right now if u want, and my contact info is [email protected] Sexlord 02:08, 3 August 2013 (EDT)sexlord

im live now if u want, tinychat.com/sexlord66 ill prove im me Sexlord 02:15, 3 August 2013 (EDT)sexlord

The fuck did I just watch? Atomicnumber27 03:17, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

well I solved the problem effectively, now I just need to get shit done to finish this saga.-- milwin 03:27, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

How about a video

Concerning your most recent image uploads, how about a video of the entire thing as well? Atomicnumber27 04:24, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

If I put it in youtube it might get taken down, what should I do?-- milwin 04:25, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

liveleak? Uberfukken 04:32, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

what's the code for it to put in the wiki?-- milwin 04:38, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

i dont know if we can embed liveleak videos :/ Uberfukken 04:44, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

can I just put the download link to the files?-- milwin 04:48, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

Okay, the liveleak version is here and there is a RedTube version later on, if they approve it. Atomicnumber27 04:56, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

also can someone delete the sexlord section of nuchan? I'm gonna make an article about him since the deal was just to delete his section of the article hehehe-- milwin 04:50, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

You sneaky son of a bitch, I like that. Atomicnumber27 04:56, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

<center>{{frame|<video type="liveleak" id="NUMBERS" width="NUMBERS" height="NUMBERS" frame="true" position="center"/>}}</center>

PS, I'm sure there was a page with all the video types we support somewhere (afair there was a page in zaiger's userspace too) but I can't find it atm. • Mr.Jonzz 21:31, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

thx for the help Mr Jonzz.-- milwin 22:15, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

Not just his Facebook

Also his mom's facebook. And his sister's facebook. Wonder if we can talk him into deleting the article for some nudies of his sister, though. Atomicnumber27 06:20, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

re: fish

index? are you talking about the table of contents or the robots seo stuff? Uberfukken 09:17, 5 August 2013 (EDT)

that pops up automatically after you make enough sections. its there now. Uberfukken 09:21, 5 August 2013 (EDT)

sexlord66 ed page

i cant fucking believe you. i trusted you. you said ud remove the pics. but no, u created a new page and wont stop adding more stuff to it. almost all my pictures are on there apart from my imagefap ones which are linked anyway. fuck sake, did u really need to do this.

how can i get rid of it. Sexlord 17:45, 7 August 2013 (EDT)sexlord

you are truly quite the a wonder, alright I'll be honest with you.

The meeting didn't go well and the sysops believed that you were rushing it and you weren't exactly very fond of us.

so now that they didn't agree, I was left with these pics that they told me to use them.

I'll try to make a sure hit arrangement for you, in other words it will be guaranteed to succeed if you do it, and no opinions or judging is needed, I'll just have to talk with them and then I'll fill you on the details.-- milwin 21:00, 7 August 2013 (EDT)

i guess ill hear you out, but if this is just too much then im not doing, i did a fuccking lot for you and you said id be set. Sexlord 22:13, 7 August 2013 (EDT)sexlord

Hello Mr. Sexlord, we reviewed your tape and unfortunately your performance did not adhere to our minimum quality standards for the following reasons:

- Lack of audio.
- Unsatisfactory amount of ejaculate.
- Unoriginality, as the pen had already been supplied to us.
- Lack of preparation and grooming.
- No mention of Lord Zaiger.

We were however able to negotiate a plea bargain in which you provide us with photographs of your sister. We await your response and have a nice day. Uberfukken 22:24, 7 August 2013 (EDT)

do u guys actually think that gotta have pav shit is a real doxxing. i cant exactly get pics of someone i dont know. Sexlord 22:26, 7 August 2013 (EDT)sexlord

No Kevin, but linking to your Facebook is. Atomicnumber27 02:06, 8 August 2013 (EDT)

you guys are so dumb. Sexlord 17:19, 8 August 2013 (EDT)sexlord

RE:Problem loading page

Yeah, I had that problem with FireFox. Safari and Chrome seem unaffected... for now. Echo of Schnookums 11:44, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

I wonder if they can fix it...-- milwin 11:46, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

Got it fixed. The instructions are a bit outdated. You might need to disable Sexual Preferences > Advanced > Certificates > Validation > Use the Online Certificate Status Protocol (OCSP) to confirm...

http://kb.siteground.com/resolve_the_ocsp_server_has_no_status_for_the_certificate/

You're welcome. If you ever accuse me of being butthurt again on EDF2 I'll toast your ass. Echo of Schnookums 11:57, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

I'm watching you....

I know you are watching me, but I am watching you watching me... So watch out. oddguy 12:12, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

reported-- milwin 12:21, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

Sounds like harassment by a SysOp! Echo of Schnookums 12:14, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

those zealous cyberpigs!!!-- milwin 12:21, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

Did you just seriously add that list to the award nominations? oddguy 15:24, 21 August 2013 (EDT)

RE:wiki

I already have returned but use a different name. Echo of Schnookums 12:27, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

waaaaaazzzzuuuuuuuupppppppp

thats all i had to say :) xoxoxoxoxoxox Likeicare 02:56, 24 August 2013 (EDT)

EDF2

To answer your question: No - I am not good at computer... CCleaner? • Mr.Jonzz 09:25, 20 September 2013 (EDT)

EDF3

Check your inbox I need a second opinion. -Uberfukken 19:37, 21 September 2013 (EDT)

yo

August 2013 -- Talk to me|Contribs 18:09, 12 October 2013 (EDT)

>fgt

• Mr.Jonzz 15:22, 18 October 2013 (EDT)

I might give you a swig of my rye but you better believe you're playing the role of 'mailbox' to my 'postman'. • Mr.Jonzz 16:36, 18 October 2013 (EDT)

Discussion moved

I moved the discussion to User_talk:Onideus#Unfunny since it was mainly about Onideus than Princess Molestia. --JuniusThaddeus 14:04, 27 October 2013 (EDT)

Mudkip

Atomicnumber27 16:03, 31 October 2013 (EDT)

Expect to be murdered. Atomicnumber27 17:06, 31 October 2013 (EDT)

lol dox found yo picz nigga

--Likeicare 00:54, 6 November 2013 (EST)

PewDiePie's GF

She's not bad. Atomicnumber27 06:21, 6 November 2013 (EST)

Delivery

QOTN replacement?

If I can find something else, are you cool with me replacing this QOTN? While I of all people am glad to see Onideus gone, I also want to see ED moving on without him. That said, if you think I'm being a faggot or emo, tell me to fuck off and my feelings won't be hurt. Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 19:54, 8 November 2013 (EST)

Remember when we said your mom needs an article?

Oddguy/Milwin's Mom. oddguy 14:27, 9 November 2013 (EST)

The requested drawing

No penis added, because you're always gone when I'm fucking looking for you.

https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.es/attachments/toast-png.34042/

- Killerratte 16:07, 9 November 2013 (EST)

The gif

I think it's because it has too many frames. -Uberfukken 08:17, 11 November 2013 (EST)

Shadow President. I resized the gif, going to give it another shot. -Uberfukken 08:24, 11 November 2013 (EST)

If that is the case...

I'm gonna work on some articles. Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 12:22, 13 November 2013 (EST)

Now ask yourself who has the larger cock RL? The guy who is consistently first to spam {{welcome}}~~~~ or the guy who isn't? Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 12:30, 13 November 2013 (EST)

Dumbass

what else did you think was happening? --Mantequilla (talk) 16:06, 17 November 2013 (EST)

RE:joo

Yeah, Zaiger was nice and renamed this account to Schnookums. I had grown fond of the name. 12:19, 25 November 2013 (EST)

If Onideus were around he would be upset about those watermarks. 12:24, 25 November 2013 (EST)

Margerie Brubaker

Already discussed. 07:55, 26 November 2013 (EST)

RE:halp

Zaiger would probably get pissed if I deleted that image. Though I do appreciate you cleaning up Fat Whore, she was filthy and covered in unfunny. Also /join #ed-logging fgt. 12:46, 26 November 2013 (EST)

Unless someone actually does something wrong, we don't want to b& them. And even if they do... meh. We even allowed Robert Wayne Stiles to write an article about Enig. That said, it was amusing to watch. In the end Robert got lured to their IRC channel and pwnt. 15:08, 27 November 2013 (EST)

"read the faggot of the year thread"

No. 09:01, 5 December 2013 (EST)

You fag

I go on vacation, and then your gay ass comes back. Hope you are better. Suck my penis. CobaltCat 10:24, 25 December 2013 (EST)